Having disposed of the wicked witch Axl Rose the children entered through the open doorway and explored.
"Oh boy...look at all the guitars, keyboards, drums, amps..." said Kentry, espying same festooned throughout the James L. Knight center.
"Wow, it's a good thing we're all musical savants" said Dean; "I mean, all except Tasha."
The ragamuffins glared stony-eyed at their musically inept sister, Tasha cringed, queefed quietly, and started to cry.
"Daddy always liked you best. He taught you to play and sing but he made me fetch sticks and coal."
"True 'dat" remarked Donathan.
"Hey, I know what" said Dean: "Since most of us are great musicians let's use this equipment and the witch's house to put on concerts. We'll soon be richer than Taylor Swift. Fuck going back home and fuck our wicked step-mother."
The gifted waifs cheered, fist-pumped and pissed themselves.
"Richer than Taylor Swift? Can I suck off a famous football player too?" quizzed Kentry, fondly remembering the lessons her daddy had given her in making her way in the world.
''Of course. As a famous musician you can grab any guy and gobble him at will; hell, you'll get PLENTY of vitamins."
Dean concluded with "We'll need a manager. Hey, maybe the Dark Woodsman can do it."
They all yodeled their appreciation and thanked Dean for the idea of forming a band; he welcomed them by shaking their hands (all except Tasha) and hopping on one foot, closing with a massive sphincter ripper..
With that they picked up instruments, powered up the amps and BAM immediately started playing and singing masterfully.
"Hey guys, we need a name for our Super Group" remarked Karice.
They pondered briefly and soon agreed upon "Cock Cream:" as a tribute to their father.
"Tasha, since you can't play and can't sing you need to leave, so shoo, girl, get the fuck out of here."
As the band played on Tasha slinked away from the James L. Knight center.
Searching for direction, meaning, and a warm floor to shit on she wandered the streets of Miami until she espied a Church's Chicken next store to a Walgreens.
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