In the same way that UNKewlJ faked his own death simply because he couldn't take the heat online, he frequently runs off these forums in a huff vowing never to return, only to find himself helplessly drawn back.

This really isn't UNKewlJ spouting all these 10X Multipliers anyway,
Originally Posted by soxfan View Post
At this point in time, the kewl-J is basically the caricature, hey hey.
or more directly, a sock puppet.

Originally Posted by MDawg
Puppets like KewlJ give me the horrors. They jerk around like puppets on invisible strings, galvanized into hideous activity that is the negation of everything living and spontaneous.

The live human being has moved out of KewlJ’s body long ago. But something moved in when the original tenant moved out. And that something, is the Norm’s, The WizardsofVegas, the RobSingers, the Moses/Taters, the PunkCity’s, the MDawgs who marched into KewlJ’s head and took over like ventriloquists' dummies who have moved in and taken over the ventriloquist. The dummy KewlJ sits there in front of the computer, envious, jealous, obsessed, and uncontrollably yapping out of a rigid doll face about MDawg.

There is a certain kind of ghost that can only materialize with the aid of a sheet or other piece of cloth to give it outline. KewlJ was like that. He materialized only when someone else moved into his head and gave him a reason to appear.
Originally Posted by accountinquestion
It sucks to be kewl it sucks to be lied to by some weirdo catfish.