Originally Posted by
Tasha
Hmm. I tried to play it safe because I didn't want to risk getting sued by the REAL Axl Rose.
Axl Rose wolfed down his sixth cannoli, wondering "What causes the munchies?"
He perused his emails and was surprised to have gotten a weird one: some strange guy who claimed to be a California attorney sent him a link to an obscure forum, VCT.
Axl soon discovered the writings of one "Tasha," a broke ass, gimpy, autistic Jamaican immigrant with a penchant for absurdity and bad writing skills.
He laughed so hard at her ridiculous tales about him that he actually felt "good" for the first time in months.
But what really made him laugh was the suggestion from the "lawyer" that he'd represent him in a defamation lawsuit against "Tasha" at his customary hourly rate.
It was quite clear to Axl that the woman in question was a nut-case, as was the "attorney:" he quickly dismissed the communication as the ravings of a loon and reached for his seventh cannoli.
Not for the first time did Axl reflect upon how great it is to be a has-been geezer rocker.
Thank you Dan! 
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