So after work today I decided to take a quick jog over Las Vegas to play some video poker with all the skills I have learned from this forum.

After running my hand across several of the machines and detecting they were all in cold cycles, I knew I had to pass and keep looking. I finally spotted a machine that was very similar to one that a casino employee smuggled out for me to keep in my home for a few months. Now, I completed a several billion hand assessment with this machine so I knew when it was going to hit. Good thing too because I only had 10 minutes to play before I had to get home and watch Monday Night Raw in my trailer.

So, I put in my money and hit MAX BET. Lo and behold...I was dealt 4 Aces with a kicker! Magnificent! Here is my proof!



Note the $25 dollar symbol fits nicely in the oval graphic.

Now when the slot attendant came to pay me, she first called a supervisor over then almost simultaneously took out my players card and inserted their card...or was it the other way around? I can't remember...at any rate I didn't bother to tip anyone because I was told doing that would make me a millionaire, and despite this fantastic win, I was still $750,000 short, so I had to stick with the strategies learned here.

Now Rob, that empty feeling in the pit of your stomach...is it envy? Or haven't you eaten in a few days? When I post a jackpot, just close your eyes and the uneasy feeling of incompetency will quickly pass. Either that, or continue to get irritated by my luck and ability! Suck it up sunshine!