Rob has had his laughs over the years, but eventually he realized the consequences of the catastrophic mistake he made in being a keyboard warrior and a wannabe VP AP instead of working hard and saving for old age.

Time marches on, and his mistake has come back to haunt him.

These days it's the high point of his day to snag a few extra ketchup packets from Jack in the Box.

Hell, he's trying to figure out how to AP vending machines.

How low the once flighty have fallen.