My Strategy For Cashman Bingo

[Rounder]

This is revealing.

Do you remember maxie telling us he doesn't vulture?
Do you remember maxie telling us he made far superior money on super advanced stuff that only a few know?
Do you remember him telling us that slot AP's are slugs.
Do you remember him telling us he wished they pulled those machines to get rid of the lightweight slot AP's?Do you remember him telling us slot AP wasn't worth his time?
Do you remember him telling us he had to ask a friend how much slot AP was worth?

Well, his statement here "I have numerous times" about the whole screen hit tells a story. Cashman is a relatively new game. I have about 70 plays. I've yet to hit the whole screen pay. It's a rare hit.

Do you know what that means? The only way maxiepunk could have hit the whole screen pay "NUMEROUS TIMES" is if he put in literally several hundred plays.

The only way he could get that many plays in since that game has been out is if he is out there walking the casinos from dawn till dusk everyday for months.

In other words, maxiepuke is just another run of the mill vegas slot vulture speed walking the casinos for plays. Most likely a bottomfeeder to. Eating dollar hot dogs. Checking garbage cans for coupons. Checking the machines for credits. Looking on the floor for money. A seaguller from hell.

But he wants you to think he's some sort of advanced gambler well above everyone else. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

In fairness, there are a couple other scenarios that are possible.

A. He's a losing slot player and just likes playing Cashman bingo
B. He was taking many plays way too light
C. He played it a lot knowing he would lose to gather data on the game
D. He didn't necessarily say he personally received the pay outs of the full screen pays himself. He may have just done a lot of camping on Cashman banks and seen the event a few times.

I swear this place is full of brain trusts. I already stated why I played them. Go back and read the post.

In terms of measuring one's intelligence, my IQ is 131 according to the State of Florida. This number was derived from the IQ test I was given to be admitted into the "gifted program", as it was called at the time. Specifically, my left brain portion of the test was reported to be in the 99th percentile of results.

I'm relatively new here and I say the above, at risk of sounding like a d-bag, to contradict what you insinuated, providing supporting information that I am objectively intelligent and numerically inclined.

I wrote my post before I read your initial response to Mickey.

After reading it, I have to say that it is hard to believe there was so much action on the game that:

A. Progressive cycles were routinely skipping so frequently that you had play after play from this

and

B. You had enough data on the game to know where the tipping point on the progs were. Even at present, the game is still relatively new.

Of course, maybe you were just taking your chances using the standard uncapped progs strategy. This wouldn't be a terrible idea, but like Mickey said, just seems far fetched progs way over reset were just raining from the skies like that.

To combat Mickey's point, perhaps you had a fluke streak of full screen pays features? Maybe Mickey had a fluke streak of not hitting any? There is a bell curve for everything. It's slots, crazy shit happens.

You also didn't specify that you were actually the one playing during the full screen pays. The way your post read, you could have indeed just only seen the event visually, not necessarily been playing yourself when it happened.

Anyway, I have read what you say about Mickey on several threads. It seems needlessly mean, especially vs what he says about you.

What did the guy even do to you? Who started it?