When Weakness Prevails, Show Them The Meaning of Strength

[monet]

I knew four guys pretty well who went to Vietnam. My friend Sammy, with his 140 IQ, came back legally a drug addict, legally an alcoholic, and legally defined as insane. My brother-in-law did the long-range recon thing -- he learned the tech, which gave him a head start when he came back and started up his PI business. They always sent two out, separated in space, on those long range recons. Me -- I would have dug a hole and stayed in it until it was time to report back. Then I would have made shit up. My late wife's uncle went -- he refused to say Word One about anything that happened. Then my other friend was discharged for running over civilians with a jeep, evidently on purpose.

Stop Lying.
You would of never went to Vietnam.
You would of either ran to Canada or claimed homosexuality.
Although you could of just told them you were a Conscientious Objector.
Other ways to easily beat the draft as well like Student Deferment, Marriage... etc. etc.

And if you get caught doing stupid shit like digging a hole and hiding you will get court marshaled.
Time of War and getting charged with desertion might not end well.
That is if you don't have someone Friendly Fire your ass.

lol... The Yiddish are coming, The Yiddish are coming!
Perfect scene from butthead for this forum.
Coach is by far the best character on the show after Beavis and Butthead.
Tom Anderson and McVicker run a close 4th and 5th.