When Weakness Prevails, Show Them The Meaning of Strength

[Keystone]

I’ll take “Things that Never Happened” for $500 Alex

F’n Clown

You can’t relate because you smoke entirely to much weed. Men who are Heavy weed smokers often grow tits and have low T. This leads to a soft dick one that never really gets hard and when it does is prone to premature ejaculation. So the very notion of a rock hard dick standing at attention for a group of hot black teenage girls is foreign to you.

I've never smoked weed in my life, but a rock hard dick standing at attention for a group of black teenage girls (or conversely, teenage black girls) is foreign to me, too. That's probably because there was one black girl in my high school, and she was three or four years younger than me.

To be fair, although I didn't smoke myself, I have been in a few vehicles where the black hash in the air was so thick that the resin coated the windows and made it hard to see. And there was that time that I trimmed weed for a few days to learn how to do it, although again, I never imbibed. So maybe those contacts with contaminated air and drug addicts prevented me from getting rock hard while contemplating hot black teenage girls in my youth.

I guess I'll never know.

This guy is the ultimate dickwad….seems like he’s in the early stages of dementia. A more likely scenario as to what happened is that he was beating his little meat to Wilt Chamberlain and the story got twisted into this