Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
Axl immediately ubered to the airport and caught the first flight to Las Vegas.

Walking through the airport the slots caught his eye: "Why not?" he muttered.

Six hours later his winnings were gone, poof...into the maws of the machines.

"Gee, that sucks" mused poor Axl.

Broke as a joke he wrote "will sing for food" on a scrap of cardboard and took up a spot in from of PH: nobody cared, they didn't recognize him after his sex-reassignment surgery.
In my Fictional Axl Rose story, Axl was worth about $700 Million but was worth about $250 Million after paying about $450 in Investments. He then made a new album in complete desperation and got paid $100 Million.