"I'll show you how to be more open" yelled Axl as he disemboweled his band mates with his trusty cub scout knife.

"Oh Axl, you made SUCH a mess" simpered Billy.

Axl disemboweled Billy, then got down on the blood covered floor and made 'snow angels" before dousing everything with gasoline and tossing a lit match as he walked out the door.