Dude makes 856-foot-high basketball shot from top of the Stratosphere

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This is Barney

I would like to discuss dices control but I don't play. The LID is the world class dice meister. Howevers, he is currently indisposed. After a 6 month dice campaign in the Las Vegas with his bestest friend the late great Jigaboo Jones, he was traveling last week back to Kentucky when he stopped at the Hollywood Cadino in Lawrenceburger Indiana.

It was very late at night when he pulled in parking lot with his Newell and got room but they made him pay a resort which pisses him offt very much. After hour later he decided to take a dip in pool since he paid resort fee according to the late JigabooJones.

Unfortunately, the cadino resort has no pool and he mistakenly dove into Ohio River since there were no lights. There has been no signs of the LID anywheres and they are currently dragging the Ohio River down near the Louisville. I'm not sure what we are going to do with the Newell in the parking lot other than to sell it real cheap.

I would suggest donating it to Eustace for her years of faithful dice shagging.