Not riled in the least. Just spending a relaxing morning laughing at you, the internet jester. Here's a link that you're probably familiar with so you can concoct more realistic stories in the future.
https://propmoney.info/prop-currency-dimensions.html
Looks like I was correct again...lol
Your claim was 80% of that. C'mon man,, you're slipping in your old age. You are a much better bullshitter than this.