"I still do not know if kewlJ is a short order cook, a professional blackjack player, or a male escort in Pahrump."

Monet, check for me, but I think I trotted out that line about five years ago, pre-Seedvalue. Just sayin'. I must have quoted it 20 times or thereabouts.

Two additional curious items.

(1) Seed not knowing prostitution in LV is illegal. I have never gotten over that. And Seed, hope you have a blast at The Green Door. I've toured the Green Door a couple of times. My significant other knew a dude working security there. Let me know if it's changed any the last five years or so.

(2) Plenty of male escorts in LV. Hard to believe people do not know that. The reason folks assume there aren't many is that female escorts can be identified, even though it's tougher in LV than most places (college girl simulation appearances and all that), but lipstick type is/was a giveaway. Male escorts can't be easily spotted unless they're wearing lapel pins saying such. Or T-shirts saying, "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20." Many male escorts. Why do you think all those Saudi guys visit LV? Can't do that stuff at home.

Note: I did purchase one of those "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20" shirts from a downtown vendor. I wear it whenever I'm in a politically correct environment.