Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
Very well written summary, MDawg.

I enjoyed it. It is a little less interesting now that kewlJ admitted that there was no actual lawsuit.

I like how MaxPen called it kewlJ's "Newell moment". Hilarious.

I have no dog in this fight, and don't dislike kewlJ like you and many others do. However, I will admit that this never smelled quite right to me, and my personal belief at this point is that kewlJ made the whole thing up.

Perhaps it's loosely based upon a real incident, such as a blackjack ban he received where a security guard roughly handled him and accidentally hurt kewlJ's arm a little bit. I don't think there was any incident which was lawsuit-worthy, which is why we got so many changing and bizarre versions of the same story.
Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
kewlJ, the problem is here that you can't cast yourself as a serious poster if you are going to tell major lies to back up other stories. Even if the original stories are true, once you resort to lying in order to convince doubters that these things really happened, you've killed your own credibility.

You want your claims and stories to be taken at face value. Once you're caught fibbing, it's hard to achieve that.

I will admit that I am very puzzled regarding what is the actual truth with you.

a lot of what you write could be total fiction. You're definitely someone who isn't adverse to lying on forums if it suits you to do so.

Had MaxPen not done his searching, we would probably still be reading long essays about the lawsuits, and how we are all fools to be doubting it.
Yes, what you said I and many others have pretty much said the same for some time now.

Originally Posted by MDawg View Post
You gotta understand, that anything UNKewlJ posts is based on theory - he doesn't actually play much if at all.

He spends all his days and nights thinking up lies to back up his nonsense. We just saw a few weeks of this with the backrooming fable. He doesn't have time for much else other than concocting nonsense and crying in rage over anything that doesn't gibe with his stay at home theory.

MaxPen on the UNKewl one: Compulsive liar is a fair assessment of what he is. If people go back and look at your last few stories they will see a trend in you always changing the story after you get caught lying.

MaxPen positively identified him - as a red to green player, which was just a cover for his real business as a hustler that SeedValue uncovered. The guy doesn't even touch 500 chips, almost never has. Even at GF.com he stated that his average session win was about fifty bucks.

Why waste time writing anything much new about him, when I already have said it best:

The UNKewl one was a liar, and like most liars, he was constantly changing his stories, altering time and personnel from one telling to the next. One time he would tell a story about someone, next time he would switch the story around to give himself the lead. He would sit in the casino coffee shop over coffee and pound cake, talking at random about his experiences, posting constantly on internet forums, plotting ways to take down all those he is envious of, never actually entering the casino, afraid like a nervous poodle to even play.