I still don't know if kewlJ is a short order cook, a professional blackjack player, or an escort in Pahrump, but I suspect he eyeballed me in April as I was seated in the South Point buffet for two hours to explain to all comers why the term "EV" should not be used in sports betting lingo outside of bonus evaluations and pure arbitrage.

KewlJ, if he was indeed there, did not come forward and identify himself.

The buffet is excellent, by the way, and breakfast can be fortified with Bloody Marys.