Oh,no!

I am now a pariah on this board for not piling on KJ like all the others have.

Oh, woe is me!

What can I do to redeem myself so that the handful of strangers on this forum will like and respect me?

Hey, I know...I'll regale the board with tales just like the two Alpha Males, Robert and Dawg do.

Let's start ...

"I just returned from playing baccarat at Monaco; we took the Gulfstream because I'd loaned the 737 to my good buddy John Travolta.

While my entourage and body guards chilled, I used my Advanced ESP to not only "read" the undealt cards but to predispositon them in my favor.

I won 85 hands in a row: play stopped because I'd won all their chips.

Cashed them in and then went country shopping: I decided to buy Peru and corner the cocaine market."


---to be continued?