Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[Tasha]

Mr. V, Axl ALWAYS makes copies of Contracts he draws up and signs. And stores them digitally.

[MisterV]

Really?

Well, he surely didn't do it then.

You never showed him taking the contract with him after it was signed, so obviously he left it there.

Q.E.D.

[MisterV]

Tasha, I read that workers including pharmacist support staff at Walgreen's might go out on stirke soon.

Hey, if that means you then you'll have more time to post here about Axl and and his merry band of douchebags.

[ilovebigknockers]

Mr. Livingston was jolted awake by the tinny ringing of his cheap alarm clock. 6:45 AM. It was light outside and Billy was already in the bathroom dropping a hot deuce on the john. Would he flush this time, Mr. Livingston wondered. He lifted an ass cheek to let out a puff of hot pungent gas and slightly ducked his head to give it a good sniff. Last night's frozen DiGiorno, Corona Lite Beer, and a hint of canned pineapple. Good dinner, he thought, hopefully there are some Eggos in the freezer for breakfast. Eggos make the best mid-day farts. Suddenly he heard the flush and sound of the tap running. Billy was had finished his morning dump and now it was Mr. Livingston's turn to treat the toilet like his personal Vegas whore. Mr. Livingston daydreamed about winning enough money on slots to afford a girlfriend who would beg to be pooped on every morning.

[Tasha]

Tasha, I read that workers including pharmacist support staff at Walgreen's might go out on stirke soon.

Hey, if that means you then you'll have more time to post here about Axl and and his merry band of douchebags.

A Walgreen's strike wouldn't effect my job as I am not going on strike.

[Tasha]

I'm thinking of making my Fictional Axl Rose Cake Cream's Fiduciary and their Financial Advisor He's already given Cake Cream very valuable Financial advice, he's already their Power Of Attorney, the next logical step is to make Axl their Fiduciary and their Financial Advisor

My plan is to have my Fictional Axl Rose gradually have a lot of control over Cake Cream's lives. He's their Manager,their Lawyer, their Power Of Attorney, owner of the Cake Cream Rights and name, and possibly will become their Fiduciary and Financial Advisor. My Fictional Axl Rose is GOOD, so him being all of this for Cake Cream would be GOOD. I had done some calculations a while ago and my Fictional Axl was actually in DEBT and I wondered if I should write something like,"Axl wondered if he should embezzle about 100 Million from Cake Cream. Axl REALLY needed the money and he was Power Of Attorney for Cake Cream and could easily embezzle 100 Million from Cake Cream , but then decided he couldn't break Cake Cream's trust in him by doing that and decided to just ask Cake Cream for 100 Million." Mr. V, you were like,"Don't write that. That's shitty " I took your advice and didn't write the "Axl thought about embezzling 100 million from Cake Cream. I later wrote that ANDY embezzled money from James, Jimmy, Mike, and Billy, 1.6 Billion..

[MisterV]

Axl sat the Boyz down and announced that he was taking complete control of all their finances.

"It's what I do: and by the way, you oafs couldn't rub two pennies together without dropping them."

"Baloney" said Mike, as the pennies he was rubbing together fell out of his meaty paw.

"OK, first thing I did was total up our savings. We used to have thirty billion, but I only found ten bucks. Can anybody explain?"

Andy waved his hand, and said "While you were having your colonoscopy we conferred and decided to give it all to the homeless. We found one guy at a freeway offramp who said he'd be happy to spread it around, so we gave it all to him with instructions to spread the wealth."

The Boyz smiled, patted each other's back, farted profusely then thanked one another and shook hands.

Axl smiled.

"That was good thinking; fact is, it is JUST what I would do. Well done."

They thanked him, shook hands, and were welcomed.

[ilovebigknockers]

Bobo Koko, hobo sage of the freeway offramp, was enjoying his newfound wealth. "30 billy! Wowee, I can get up to a lot of mischief with that. Okay, spread it around, spread it around..." he mused. Then an idea hit him like a semi going the wrong way up the offramp. "I shall buy a politician!" He quickly called up Ron DeSantis, ruler of the Floridians, a proud race of miscreants including Walgreens employees with literary ambitions.

"Ronny, I'ma give you $100 million and now you are my genie who must grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I wi--"

"How did you get my personal cell number?" the governor interruped.

"Let me finish! My first wi--"

Click. The line went dead. Bobo Koko's sagacity in the context of the mean streets of Miami did not translate to political savvy. Spending 30 billion was going to be a lot harder than it looked in the movies. "Ok, plan B. Buy the Everglades, mate with alligators to create a super strong hybrid race of Floridians." He called up his favorite realtor, Tasha Nathan, and commenced purchasing the Everglades. While it was in escrow, he commenced studying the mating habits of female alligators. He hired the services of Nathan, the man in the penis costume, to put on a female alligator costume so he could practice.

"You know, if we film this we could make even more money. 30 billion is great, but 30 billion plus 1 thousand is greater." Nathan suggested.

"Good idea. I know some retards who could film it. They're broke since they lost 30 billion dollars."

[MisterV]

Tasha sat alone in Walgreen's, the lights off, the store empty.

"Where did everybody go?" she wondered while stuffing some unpaid for Butterfingers into her hideous handbag "just for fun."

She'd seen how mid-shift all her co-workers walked out as one, saying something about baseball: a "strike?"

She wandered to the pharmacy section and decided to finally be all she could be, carpe diem, etc.: she heard the knock of Opportunity and wanted at last to get a seat on the gravy train.

Tasha used the hidden key to unlike the drawers containing the controlled substances.

Tasha cleaned them all out, and no dummy she erased the in store video of her theft and left throught the back door, undetected.

"I'll be miss popularity in the 'hood now" she realized; "I won't have to visit glory holes any longer; heck, I might finally lose my virginity."

Her ship had come in and she proudly stood on its bow as it cruised to the Triangle...

[MisterV]

Enroute to the 'hood she encountered a strange sight: a group of honkies hopping down the road on Pogo Sticks, singing "One hundred barrels of beer on the wall."

Tasha's mouth dropped open: it was Cake Cream, and Axl, her idol!

She planted her mammy-sized bulk squarely in front of the bouncing troubadors: they stared at one another.

Axl set the tone by letting fly a fart in A minor; the boys followed up in unison, but in E flat.

"Hey lady, are you like Gretel from Hansel and Gretel? There is a trail of pills behind you."

Alas, her sack had sprung a leak.

"We're rock n rollers and know what to do with those pills, so to avoid trouble with the law you better sell them to us right now."

She was stymied; she took their ten bucks, gave them the sack and shuffled home; meanwhile the boys started gobbling the drugs.

As they pogoed into the distance the last thing Tasha heard was "bye, bye, miss American pie."

[Tasha]

James and Melissa woke up the next day. They ate and got ready for the day. Melissa and James made out.

James said to Melissa,"I really like you." He smiled.

Melissa said,"I really like you too." She smiled back.

James asked shyly,"Do you want a free ticket to come see me play at the next Cake Cream show?"

Melissa said,"Yes." James smiled and gave her a ticket for tomorrow's Cake Cream show. She gratefully accepted it. It was for after Melissa's shift tomorrow. James ordered a motorcycle helmet and a bulletproof vest for Melissa. James and Melissa made out more and chilled.

The bulletproof vest and motorcycle helmet arrived and Melissa put them on. James was happy. James put on a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet too. They decided to go to the park. They went to the park and held hands and chilled.

They soon went to a secluded part of the park and made out again. After making out for a long time, they chilled more and then went back to Melissa's house and made out more ate and went to bed, sleeping in each other's arms. James and Melissa woke up the next day and James and she made out and ate and James lamented that he had to go back home and Melissa told him she enjoyed spending time with him. She smiled . James told her he enjoyed spending time with her too. He smiled too. They hugged and made out and said their goodbyes. James left and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite.

Jimmy, Axl, Mike, Billy, and Andy were all happy to see him.

Axl said,"It's so good to see you, James!" Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and Andy all backed up Axl.

James blushed shyly. They chilled and at night, it was time to get ready for the Cake Cream show. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center.

They practiced and soon, the show started. James saw Melissa in the front row and she blew a kiss to James. She was wearing a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet. James blushed and blew a kiss to her back. During the show, James and Melissa kept looking at each other and smiling. The show was good and the audio cheered wildly. The final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and soon the show was over. James told Cake Cream and Axl that he wanted to hang out at the James L Knight Center by himself. Axl was like,"Let me guess. You're going to go hang out with your "Male Friend," again," Axl said wryly.

James blushed and shyly said,"Yes,"

Billy, Jimmy, Axl, Mike, and Andy were like,"Sure this isn't a boyfriend?"

James blushed shyly and said,"I'm sure."

Cake Cream and Axl chatted a little while longer with James and then they said their goodbyes with James and left.

Melissa came to James and they made out passionately. They were happy to be together again. After making out, James reluctantly said he had to go home.

Melissa made out with him one last time and then they said their goodbyes and James went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and fell asleep.

The next day, they all got up and ate and got ready for the day. They chilled for most of the day and then James said,"I'm going to have dinner at Red Lobster by myself!"

Axl, Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and Andy were all like,"We're coming with you!" James, annoyed said,"What part of,"By Myself," don't you understand?"

Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Andy, and Mike reluctantly agreed to let James leave by himself. James smiled and put on a bulletproof vest and motorcycle helmet and left and went to Red Lobster. Melissa was his Waitress and he ordered a Surf And Turf(Sirloin and lobster tail) , mozzarella sticks, a Hurricane drink, coconut shrimp,some free water, a chocolate wave Cake. He got some free cheddar bay biscuits. Melissa and he smiled at each other happily. Melissa brought out his food and drinks and he ate happily. When Melissa brought the check, their hands briefly touched and they both blushed happily. James paid and Melissa and he chatted happily and then James left and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and fell asleep.

[MisterV]

James awoke in the middle of the night to a feeling of great discomfort in his testicles.

Conerned, he googled it and .... WTF? Blue balls?

What an eye opener for a sexually naive young man: but it made sense.

The next day he told Melissa about his "problem" and wondered if she could help him out, to ease his pain?

"Sure thing" she said: "We'll go to my uncle's place and take care of it."

James smiled, thanked her and was welcomed.

They drove her clapped out B210 out in the country and pulled into the driveway of her uncle's farm; she parked behind the milking barn.

"Uncle Dave is a dairy man, and I know just the thing you need" Melissa smiled coquettishly.

She took James into a milking stall and said "Drop trou:" dazed and smiling, he did so.

"Now close your eyes..."

Whoa...Melissa hooked one of the milk machine suction tubes to James' turgid member, then hit the "ON" button: immediately James felt the most wonderful feeling...

A few minutes later James thanked her profusely, zipped up, and headed to the nearest farm equipment store, where he purchased a machine for at home use.

"Boy, will Cake Cream like this" he mused.

How right he was: not only did they like it, they dedicated their next album to its delights.

[MisterV]

Axl was listening to FM radio during the evening when the program stopped, warning tones blared and a voice said "Our SETA telescopes have spotted what we can confirm is a large group of objects traveling toward earth at relativistic speeds. Analysis shows they are powered, made of materials unknown to us, and their speed continues to accelerate. They will be here in ten minutes. A direct collision seems inevitable. O, the humanity."

Axl told Cake Cream about it and they all went outside to watch the Big Event.

Soon the boyx saw a cluster of lights appear and seemingly grow bigger and bigger until they filled the sky, then...

Well, put it like this:

Q: What's the last thing to enter a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?

A: Its asshole.

RIP Axl; in memoriam:

[MisterV]

errata...S/v "SETI"

[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

James got a call from Melissa and he furtively answered it. James and Melissa had a flirty conversation. James blushed.

Cake Cream and Axl wondered what was going on with James.

After James conversation, Cake Cream and Axl were like,"When do we meet your Boyfriend?"

James blushed and said, He's just a regular Friend!"

Andy, Billy, and Axl were all like,"We're Gay, and we'll accept if you're Gay too."

Jimmy and Mike backed up Axl, Billy, and Andy.

James blushed and once again said that he and his male Friend were just Friends. James said,"I'm going to Red Lobster by myself!"

Jimmy, Axl, Mike, Billy, and Axl were all like,"You sure seem interested in going to Red Lobster by yourself all of a sudden."

James blushed.

Axl asked,"Do you and your Boyfriend have dates at Red Lobster?"

James blushed and said,"No."

Billy, Axl, Jimmy,Mike, and Andy all looked at each other knowingly. James didn't deny that he had a Boyfriend.

Jimmy, Axl, Billy, Mike, and Andy all were like,"You didn't deny that you have a boyfriend."

James looked at the ground, blushing shyly.

Axl, Jimmy, Mike, Billy, and Andy were like,"So, can we meet your Boyfriend?"

James shook his head and said,"No."

Axl, Jimmy, Mike,Billy, and Andy were all like,"We're your Friends, James, you should be able to introduce us to your Boyfriend."

James said,"He's just my Friend, really!"

Axl, James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy were all like,"Can we meet your Friend then?"

James shook his head and said,"No."

Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Andy, and Axl were like,"James, are you ashamed of us, and that's why you don't want to introduce us to your male friend?"

James said,"I'm not ashamed of you guys. I'm proud of all of you."

Jimmy, Mike, Axl, Andy, and Billy were like,"What's the real reason you're so secretive about your male Friend?"

James said,"Would you guys mind your own business and stop grilling me as if I'm your teenaged child? I'm a grown man, not your teenaged child."

Jimmy, James, Mike, Billy, and Axl were even more interested in what was going on with James.

James said,"I'm going to Red Lobster by myself! Bye!" And put on a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and left and went to Red Lobster.

Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Axl, and Mike went to Red Lobster too. They wanted to see why James was so interested in going to Red Lobster by himself.

At Red Lobster, Melissa was James' Waitress and he ordered the Surf and Turf, Coconut Shrimp, a Hurricane drink, chocolate wave Cake, water, and got complimentary biscuits. James smiled and said to Melissa ,"I really like you." Melissa smiled and said,"I really like you too."

She soon brought out his food.

During Melissa's break, James and Melissa made out furtively. Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Andy, and Axl saw them making out and found out James' secret. James had a GIRLFRIEND, not a BOYFRIEND.

Melissa soon went to her break room.

Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Axl, and Andy went up behind James and Axl was like,"We'd like to pay your tab for you!"

James turned around and was stunned that Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Axl, and Andy were there, all smiling rakishly .

James was like,"You guys followed me to Red Lobster? What is wrong with you?"

Axl, Jimmy, Billy, Mike, and Andy were all like,"We were hungry and decided we were all in the mood for Red Lobster!"

James blushed shyly.

Axl, Andy, Mike, Jimmy, and Billy were like,"So, you really are by yourself, without your male Friend."

James laughed nervously.

Jimmy, Axl, Billy, Andy, and Mike were all like," Let's play a game. Let's tell each other the name of the last person we kissed. They all smiled rakishly at each other.

James was like," I REALLY don't want to play this game." He blushed uncomfortably.

Axl, Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and Andy were all like,"We're all Friends here, we should be able to play this game freely.

James said reluctantly,"Okay, I'm in."

Andy said,"The last person I kissed was my Ex Boyfriend, Sam.

Axl said,"The last person I kissed was my current Boyfriend, Billy."

Billy said,"The last person I kissed was my current Boyfriend, Axl."

Mike said,"The last person I kissed was my ex girlfriend, Tammy.

Jimmy said,"The last person I kissed was my ex girlfriend, Allison."

James lied and said,"The last person I kissed was my one night stand, Allison."

Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Axl, and Andy all looked at each other and James knowingly.

Axl said,"One of us just told a lie in this game. Anyone want to confess to being the liar?" Axl said,"I didn't lie." Jimmy said,"I didn't lie." Billy said, "I didn't lie." Mike said,"I didn't lie."Andy said,"I didn't lie." James just answered,"No." To the question,"Anyone want to confess to being the liar?"

Andy, Mike, Billy, Jimmy, and Axl were all like,"James, you just answered,"No," when the rest of us answered ,"I didn't lie." Do you want to tell us anything?"

James responded blushing shyly,"No."

Axl asked,"James, do you promise to God that Allison was the last person you kissed?"

Jimmy, Mike, Andy, Billy, and Axl all smirked knowingly at James. They knew Melissa was the last person James kissed. And that James would be committing a major sin by lying to God. James stomach turned into a bunch of knots. He knew he couldn't lie to God.

James responded,"No."

Axl asked,"Was the last person you kissed your male Friend?"

James responded," I didn't kiss my male Friend."

Mike said, "That Melissa Waitress is very cute and nice. I think I'll go ask her out!"

James reflexively said,"Mike please don't ask Melissa out! Melissa's my Girlfriend!" James then gasped aloud at what he just said. James couldn't believe he just confessed to he and Melissa's relationship.

Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Andy, and Axl smirked knowingly. James FINALLY admitted that Melissa was his Girlfriend.

Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Axl, and Andy were all like,"We already knew that Melissa is your Girlfriend. We saw you and her kiss, which is why we played this impromptu "Who was the last person you kissed game?" On you.

James blushed shyly.

"So, Melissa's been your "Male Friend," all along." Axl said." Billy, Mike, Andy, and Jimmy all smirked knowingly.

James responded shyly. "Yes."

Jimmy, Axl, Andy, Mike, Billy all smirked knowingly.

Melissa's break was over and she asked Billy, Mike, Jimmy, Andy, and Axl if they were ready to order.

Jimmy,Mike, Andy, Axl, and Billy all smirked knowingly at Melissa and were all like," Welcome to our Family, Melissa."

Melissa was confused.

Axl said, "We saw you and James kiss. We know that you guys are dating." Jimmy, Andy, Mike, and Billy all backed up Axl.

Melissa and James both admitted they were dating.

Axl, Billy, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy smiled. They ordered mozzarella sticks, Hurricanes, Admiral Feast, and chocolate wave Cake, free water. They ate and paid, having a nice meal. They also paid for James' meal too. James thanked them. Melissa smiled at all of them. They all smiled back. They chatted amicably with Melissa and vice versa and then left. Soon, they went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled.

[MisterV]

My god, they've been resurrected.

The Second Coming.

[Gottlob]

My god, they've been resurrected.

---> Evergreens Cemetery.

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The Second Coming.

A 2010 survey showed that about 40% of Americans believe that Jesus is likely to return by 2050. This varies from 58% of white evangelical Christians, through 32% of Catholics to 27% of white mainline Protestants. Belief in the Second Coming was popularised in the US in the late nineteenth century by the evangelist Dwight L. Moody and the premillennial interpretation became one of the core components of Christian fundamentalism in the 1920s.

[MisterV]

Axl shook his head to rid himself of the cobwebs and asked "Where am I?"

He and the boyz of Cake Cream were seated on antique Chippendale chairs in an all white waiting room; no one was at the desk.

A rumble permeated the air, and a truly monstrous figure entered and glared at them, then said "Are you ready?"

"Ready for what?"

"Why, to be judged, silly. What, did you think you were here to audition for America's Got Talent?"

Axl farted in fear, as did his henchmen: hello, Hershey squirts.

Timidly, the doppelganger asked "Are we auditioning for something? Where the hell are we?"

The ogre reached into her hideous handbag, drew out a document and displayed it: 'twas the story of their lives.

"You're in purgatory, bub, aka limbo, and you're about to be judged."

Confused, Axl queried "Purgatory...Colorado?"

The beast let loose a cloud-shaking blast of flatulence, vomited up lunch and said "Fuck no, this is your judgment day."

'Twas brillig, and the slithey tove did gimble and gyre out the door.

The lads waited, and waited, until finally THE BIG GUY entered the room, wrapped in clouds, festooned in glory.

[Tasha]

Cake Cream and Axl aren't dead, I just decided to continue the story after putting the story on a brief hiatus because my main supporter on the other website permanently left in solidarity of a bullied poster. Mr. V encouraged me to keep going, so I decided to make a brand new Chapter today. Thank you, Mr. V!

[MisterV]

Now that the cat was out of the bag, the boyz of Cake Cream pounced.

"We want to watch the two of you make out and screw" said Axl.

"OK" said Melissa, "but you'll need to leave me a generous tip when we're done."

The boyz all nodded their heads, shook each other's hands and farted melodiously.

Rather than "do it" in bed, James, Melissa and Cake Cream decided the living room carpet was best; they were soon building the beast with two backs while the boyz watched; inflamed with lust Cake Cream engaged in a circle jerk.

Soon things ended, ebbed, and calmed down; Melissa was "tipped" ten million dollars; she thanked the boyz and was welcomed.

"OK guys, do you want this to be a regular thing?"

They nodded in unison and farted the tune to Dean Martin's "That's Amore."