kewlJ

[Rob.Singer]

UNKewlJ hasn't been at this forum since Halloween. Wait - wasn't Halloween two years ago the day those MGM Execs visited him at the ratty apartment he used to live at before he was evicted?

He's in a depressed state and can't bring himself to get up out of his underground sewer crib. A manic phase will ensue inevitably, and he'll be back spouting SChiZoPHreNiC UNKewl PYsCHo babble again, no doubt.

The nineteen most major UNKewl lies I can think of concern (1) his lie about Moses showing up at a condo he claimed he lived at, (2) a condo it turned out that he has no ownership in, (3) his faking his own death, (4) lying about ever having been robbed, (5) the nonsense about MGM execs showing up at his apartment on Halloween to give him player records on someone who isn't even MDawg, (6) the backrooming lawsuit, (7) the lie about being doxxed, or ever having his name placed in any casino database, (8) the rigged shuffler, (9) $50. free play for $100K win on a slot progressive, (10) $50K multi hand VP hit, (11) winning a car, (12) the lie about never asking anyone else to prove anything, (13) the lie about knowing attorney Nersesian well or at all, and having him on "speed dial," (14) lies that made it clear that he has never filed taxes as a professional gambler, (15) fabricated sports bets, (16) lies about that he has calculated his exact "expected win" over a decade and a half period, (17) lies about the "oily" surfboard, (18) lied about whether or not he was gay, (19) the lie about even having a dead "soul mate" which he recanted.

That rigged shuffler story, besides not making any sense, reaffirmed in my mind that this guy really doesn't play much table games, because I'd expect such nonsense from a recreational player, not a card counter.

And as usual, as he gets hemmed in, he is changing the story on some of these. Even renounced the existence of his "soul mate" claims he lied about him and his gay marriage too!

One more...

I believe kew should be in the Blackjack HoF. He is a card-counting savant; he can count 2 tables simultaneously; he is a top expert at "banking EV"; he trained the famous "baby bro" to be as feared a counter as he is; he knows more about shufflers than ShuffleMaster; he has Bob Nersedian on speed-dial....just in case; he's scored a 6-figure payout from mental & physical injuries doled out by a careless/unprofessional/mindless LV casino; and he wins every single year!

The fact that he's been caught in numerous lies, the fact that he's been caught changing his stories with more lies whenever his lying bites him in his scrawny ass, and the fact that every forum member everywhere knows him as "FraudJ the Compulsive Liar", should have absolutely nothing to do with such a crowning achievement. He is The King ��