Ilani: Trip report

[DGenBen]

The Wire, great show!

[jbjb]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.

Not as impressive, but here is my share after last night's fun at an outskirts Vegas blackjack game!.

[Rob.Singer]

Hey nice job! The money in your picture is actually green!

Yeah....except for the stacks of NEW bills in the front.

Teachable moment.

I stand corrected. I guess new bills are white with a large purple head on the front.

Get a better computer. That's Ben Franklin....if you've ever seen him on hundys before.

[Rob.Singer]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.

Not as impressive, but here is my share after last night's fun at an outskirts Vegas blackjack game!.

And you're supposed to be automatically believed....someone who had no idea how free play or other casino comps worked until Alan schooled you on it after correctly calling you an inexperienced loser? Just another forum degenerate gambler?

First--as someone experienced in large piles of cash: when you're paid $84k it comes in 8 banded $10k stacks. No one unbands them, and then attempts to deceive similar bozos on a forum by NOT fanning them out.

This is as phony as Dan's "win". No wonder you like to keep pushing how "he's wealthy".

A pair that'll beat any full-house.....

[tableplay]

[jbjb]

Sorry, I forgot: here ya go.

Not as impressive, but here is my share after last night's fun at an outskirts Vegas blackjack game!.

And you're supposed to be automatically believed....someone who had no idea how free play or other casino comps worked until Alan schooled you on it after correctly calling you an inexperienced loser? Just another forum degenerate gambler?

First--as someone experienced in large piles of cash: when you're paid $84k it comes in 8 banded $10k stacks. No one unbands them, and then attempts to deceive similar bozos on a forum by NOT fanning them out.

This is as phony as Dan's "win". No wonder you like to keep pushing how "he's wealthy".

A pair that'll beat any full-house.....

Probably because I unbanded them when we got to my teammates house and did it this way numbnuts! I prefer my hundos in stacks of $1000 with each other one facing the opposite way. So again, STFU and GFY!

[jbjb]

For the record, I don't trust stacks just because they are "banded". I like to count my money. I also don't like the old bills. I trade those for the newer ones. I also purposely wanted to spread it out here. Plus it looks prettier!

[MaxPen]

Grandpa Newell is just salty because he can't even make his prop cash look real like your photo...lol

[jbjb]

Grandpa Newell is just salty because he can't even make his prop cash look real like your photo...lol

Or the Newell "bill of sale" for that matter.

[Rob.Singer]

For the record, I don't trust stacks just because they are "banded". I like to count my money. I also don't like the old bills. I trade those for the newer ones. I also purposely wanted to spread it out here. Plus it looks prettier!

Just like kew....when you get rattled, you go into face-saving mode with a few lies. Best to stick with your one-line drivers of bs.

Thank you for offering me your soul.....

[1Hit1der]

Most often, when people try to appear strong, they actually show weakness.

[DGenBen]

Fact check, the new $100 bills are actually white & here’s proof.

People thinking that money is green is what’s referred to as a mass delusion.

[MisterV]

I also don't like the old bills. I trade those for the newer ones.

For about ten years now I've saved any of the older style fives, tens, fifities and hundreds and put them in a safe deposit box "for my heirs," just because.

*gotta wonder why the Fed hasn't updated the twenty dollar bill?*

BTW, forgive my ignorance but what is an "outliers blackjack" game?

Nice hit...

[1Hit1der]

BTW, forgive my ignorance but what is an "outliers blackjack" game?

Statistical outlier.

Most often, when people try to appear strong, they actually show weakness.

And, from the guy who always asserted not to wise up the suckers. Ha.

[MisterV]

Having unfinished business, I went to Ilani tonight for some Meltdown.

Started at a Mega machine in the high limit room; got up fifty bucks, and cashed out.

Per plan, I then went to play fifty a spin on one of their 5X Pay Wheel of Fortune machines.

Zip.

I fed it another two hundred:nada.

Ouch, down two hundred.

Left the High Limit room and then sat at my favorite five dollar machine out hear the entrance to High Limit.

Put in my last hundred, got down to fifty then caught some nice reels with several meltdowns / respins.

Cashed out, then used my ten dollar free play in one of the dollar machines over near the cashier: won eight bucks.

Total for trip: +$118.00 plus a free Cobb salad.

I accomplished my main goal: I took some (5) shots at the brass ring.

No luck this time, but maybe next time...

[1Hit1der]

BTW, forgive my ignorance but what is an "outliers blackjack" game?

Statistical outlier.

Most often, when people try to appear strong, they actually show weakness.

And, from the guy who always asserted not to wise up the suckers. Ha.

The statistically very weird thing about the supposed big win is that it comes at the end(?) of Jbjb's involvement here, as if it's all the money he has, to try to convince us of his own idiotic posts over the last couple of decades or so. Ha.

[MisterV]

I stopped at Spirit Mtn. and lost a quick $140 on Triple Diamond.

After dinner at my "go to" Chinese restaurant, I played slots at Chinook Winds.

First session...bye bye $200; went to my room, chilled, did crosswords, returned with another $200.

Played Double Diamond Deluxe: I put in $100 and cashed out $250, put it in the wallet.

Put in my other $100 bill: up, down, got to $50 left on it and as is my wont I "took a shot" and made a $50 bet...ka-ching.

Single bar, Double Diamond, single bar, for a grand.

I decided "No mas" and returned to the room and didn't gamble any more.

+$710 for the trip.

[MisterV]

I went to Ilani tonight, hoping to win some of the free money they gave out every twenty minutes: I was only there for two drawings and what do you know, I didn't win.

Boo fucking hoo.

Played one and five dollar Meltdown; it was desultory , I was down over one fifty and preparing to leave if I hit a two hundred loss limit when BAM, on a five dollar machine I got a Meltdown.

Spun several times, giving both a double bar and triple bar hit.

left +$220 plus a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream (called Half Baked) for my better half.

Whoa, I better not get too cocky: this is my fifth winning outing in a row: since it began I'm up $2939.

Luck happens.

[MisterV]

I went to Ilani tonight, hoping to win some of the free money they gave out every twenty minutes: I was only there for two drawings and what do you know, I didn't win.

Boo fucking hoo.

Played one and five dollar Meltdown; it was desultory , I was down over one fifty and preparing to leave if I hit a two hundred loss limit when BAM, on a five dollar machine I got a Meltdown.

Spun several times, giving both a double bar and triple bar hit.

left +$220 plus a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream (called Half Baked) for my better half.

Whoa, I better not get too cocky: this is my fifth winning outing in a row: since it began I'm up $2939.

Luck happens.

[mickeycrimm]

The “prop cash experts” in this thread didn’t became experts over night. They looked at that picture how many times? Without saying anything about fake money? Until Boz told them about prop cash. Then boom! Overnight they were “experts!”