Speaking of me "Speaking," to my "Friends," I am a Poster named Donathan on another Website. I created a "Friend," called Number One Navy Seal. NONS started off as a good Sock, but it eventually delved into me as Donathan and me as NONS arguing constantly with each other. I got so tired of arguing with NONS as Donathan that I found NONS had become a stupid and useless Account.
I wanted NONS banned, a VERY rare time I actively wanted one of my Socks banned. I as NONS started a VERY nasty thread, cussing out the Posters and the Admin. I thought,"Surely the Admin is going to ban the stupid and useless NONS Account after that cussing rant, right? Please let the Admin ban NONS. I don't want this NONS Account anymore." The Admin basically said something like,"Cool story, bro."
And NONS was STILL Active!I as Donathan said something like,"I can't believe NONS is still an Active Member after cussing out Posters and the Admin. You'd think he'd be automatically banned for that."
A Poster said something like, NONS should be banned for pretending to be a NAVY SEAL. No actual NAVY SEAL (Sea Air, and Land) claims they are a Navy Seal like the sea Mammal. I have half a mind to report him to the NAVY for Military Fraud."
I as NONS said something like,"I don't want to be reported to the Military for Military Fraud. I confess that I'm not REALLY a NAVY SEAL. Please don't report me to the NAVY for Military Fraud!" The Admin said something like,"Pretending to be a NAVY SEAL is Military Fraud. This crosses the line. NONS is banned for pretending to be a NAVY SEAL " I breathed a sigh of relief that NONS was FINALLY banned. But in hindsight, I as NONS could have just politely asked for a ban saying something like I didn't want to be an Active Member anymore and wanted a permanent banning.