Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[Tasha]

Sgt. Joe Friday flashed his badge at Axl.

"Mind if I ask a few questions?"

Axl quaked inside but kept up a good front; "Go ahead, I've nothing to hide."

"Why didn't you use the four billion dollars you fraudulently stole and abscond to Macau?"

"Ah, you see, it isn't fraud at all as I didn't abscond: I'm still here."

The G-man scratched his head and said "Damn, so you are. My mistake, sorry to bother you."

With that the FBI packed up and left, but not before first feasting upon strawberry blizzards: yum.

Mr. V, you mean,"did," instead of "didn't," right?

[MisterV]

Mr. V, you mean,"did," instead of "didn't," right?

[Tasha]

Matthew and Andy fell asleep in Andy's room. Matthew woke up later, went to his own room and called TMZ's Max Kendall, a Paparazzi person that had been a thorn in Cake Cream and Axl's sides.

He said,"Max, Andy from Cake Cream is my Boyfriend and he and I are at a Mental health hospital.

Max said,"This will be a good scoop, Andy McCall being a patient at the mental health hospital. TMZ will pay you 20 million for the Andy scoop.

Matthew giggled happily. He was going to be RICH! He spilled Andy's secrets, including the fact that Andy purposely tried to commit Suicide. The phone call was recorded. Max Kendall Zelled Matthew 10 million. He would Zelle him the other 10 million when he showed up at the mental health hospital.

Matthew giggled happily again . He was already 10 Million richer in just SECONDS.

In about an hour, Max Kendall and some TMZ Staff showed up to the mental health hospital and paid off the mental health hospital staff to let him interview Andy. The mental health hospital staff took them to Andy's room.

The mental health hospital staff used their key and opened Andy's door . Andy woke up and was shocked to see TMZ and Max in his room.

Max said,"We are at the mental health hospital and Andy McCall is a Patient here! Care to tell the world exactly what led you here, Andy?

Andy was shocked. "How did you guys find out I was here?" Matthew came to Andy's room and said,"Hi, I let the cat out of the bag, my sweet Boyfriend. "

Andy said,"Matthew, how could you betray me like this? "

"I sold you out for 20 million. I'm now a Multimillionaire!" Matthew said smugly.

Max asked again,"What led you here, Andy?"

Andy responded,"I plead the fifth."

Matthew responded,"Andy's here because he tried to commit suicide."

Andy said,"Matthew, you BITCH!" Andy cried.

Matthew said,"I'm now a RICH Bitch," he was smirking smugly.


Max asked Andy how it felt to be a patient in a mental health hospital. Andy said,"Leave me alone!" Andy cried . Max asked,"So, this is why you went on "Vacation," from Cake Cream. Andy said,"Please just stop interviewing me." Max said,"We didn't know you were Gay and have a Boyfriend, and tried to commit suicide. You learn something new everyday. Andy once again said,"Leave me alone and please stop interviewing me."


TMZ said,"Here's the other 10 Million you are owed," to Matthew. They Zelled Matthew the other 10 Million.

Matthew was happy. 20 Million richer in just one day.

Matthew said,"I dated Andy to get rich off of him." Thank you for the 20 million TMZ. TMZ thanked him and he welcomed them.

TMZ was filming everything. This was sure to go viral.

Andy's heart shattered. He couldn't believe his Boyfriend sold him out. Andy really did think Matthew was true and loyal. Andy felt betrayed and used by Matthew.


TMZ left soon. Andy said,"You betrayed and used me. This Relationship is over!

Matthew said,"Fine by me. It wasn't really a Relationship, I just wanted to get rich off of you."

Andy was disgusted. He told Matthew to get out of his room and never speak to him again."

Matthew did a cool smirk and went back to his room.

Cake Cream and Axl were right about Matthew. Andy felt horrible about how he treated Cake Cream and Axl. They were just looking out for him and he snapped on all of them, in more ways than one. He owed each and every one of them apologies.

[MisterV]

"Oyez, oyez, all rise for the courtroom scene" barked the bored bailiff; all stood in the packed courtroom as Judge V. magisterially took his place on the bench.

Axl sat at the plaintiff's table with all the members of Cake Cream; beside them a platoon of lawyers and parties on behalf of TMZ, the loony bin, and Matthew sat, playing Candy Crush Saga on their phones.

Judge V. wiped the residue of white powder from his moustache, then began the hearing.

"We are here today on the allegations of Cake Cream and Andy that the defendants, via perfidious deeds, caused great emotional distress, economic ruin, and personal betrayal. They allege that shortly after TMZ aired the story fans turned away from Cake Cream to the point the once Most Famous Band In The World can no longer book a gig at tribal casinos."

Axl interjected: "Heck, we can't even play in the park without MAGA folks hurling rotten produce or dead skunks at us."

Judge V. glared, then smiled.

"Ho ho, Axl, is that you, AGAIN? What, you didn't get my meaning the first time?"

Axl stared like a deer in the headlights.

"Axl, you are NOT an attorney licensed to practice in this state, and as a result of that all of the pleadings you've prepared and filed, in fact all actions you've taken in that regard are beyond suspect, they're imprpperly before the court and of no legal effect."

A quick-thinking defense lawyer stood and said "Judge V., if it please the court, defendants move to strike all pleading filed by plaintiffs and for the dismissal of their claims, with prejudice, due to the Unlawful Practice of Law by Axl."

"It DOES please the court. Motion granted. Case dismissed, with prejudice. Axl and Cake Cream owe the defendants 120 billion dollars in attorney fees and sanctions for such blatant, ridiculous assholery."

Axl paid the assessment using some spare change from his man purse; he and the members of Cake Cream left the courthouse and entered the nearby woods where they'd been reduced to living in a tent, trapping 'possums and squirrels to eat, and begging roadside for alms.

The members of Cake Cream all surrounded Axl and started beating him with rocks and sticks, saying "It's all your fault, we BELIEVED in you."

As he lost consciousness Axl ruminated "What fools these mortals be;" he then gave up the ghost in a burst of flatulence and excreta.


THE END

*can there ever REALLY be and end with the advent of time travel?*

[Tasha]

Just 20 minutes later, the mental health hospital TMZ video went viral.

Andy called Axl, James, Billy, Jimmy, and Mike and told them all he was sorry for how he treated them.

Axl said,"You were being a Jerk to all of us.

James said,"You have a lot of nerve calling us after what you said.

Jimmy said,"I'm not so sure we should easily forgive someone who said the awful things you said to us."

Mike said,"NOW do you believe us when we told you

Billy said,"Come on man, we're Best Friends and you really hurt all of us with your bad attitude."

Andy said,"I was just being an angry and defensive jerk when I said those awful things to you. I really am sorry for those awful things I said.

Axl, Jimmy, James, Billy, and Mike all tentatively chose to forgive Andy. Axl said,"We always presevere through the bad times." James, Jimmy, Mike, and Billy all backed up Axl.

Andy smiled. Andy was happy he had five Brothers who all loved him. He couldn't believe that he was so nasty to them.

But there was now the problem of the TMZ mental health hospital going viral.

Lots of Fans supported Andy and thought Matthew was an Asshole.

Axl was angry that the mental health hospital allowed themselves to be paid off to not only allow Paparazzi into a MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL in the first place, but opened Andy's door and let the Paparazzi in and give Andy this unwanted and sudden interview. Axl wondered if they should just SUE.

Axl looked at the mental health hospital contract and read it thoroughly. Just as he suspected, the mental health hospital staff were in very gross breach of privacy and weren't supposed to let the Paparazzi do this. It was a major breach of privacy. He told everyone this. They were all upset.

Axl said,"I'm your Lawyer and I can sue the mental health hospital. Everyone backed up Axl. Andy was angry at the Staff and angry at Matthew.

Axl, James, Billy, Jimmy and Mike all made plans to get Andy out of that mental health hospital and then sue for breach of privacy. Andy was onboard. He no longer wanted to be in the same place as Matthew.

Soon, Mike, Axl, James, Jimmy, and Billy went to the mental health hospital and helped Andy pack his bags. They all went to the front desk and said that they were checking Andy out of this mental health hospital over the gross breach of privacy that happened.

The hospital Staff smugly pointed out that Axl signed for a two week stay for Andy and Andy had to stay the entire two weeks.

Axl used his Lawyer persona and pointed out Section 5.5 of the contract stated that I can take Andy out of this mental health hospital if there is any breach of privacy. This mental health hospital breached privacy by not only allowing Paparazzi in the mental health hospital, but actually opening up Andy's locked room and bringing Paparazzi into his room for the unwanted and sudden interview.

Axl said,"I will also be suing you for the gross breach of privacy violation." Jimmy, Andy, James, Mike, and Billy all backed up Axl.

The mental health hospital staff in a panic ripped up both their paper copy of the contract and Axl's paper copy of the contract too and smugly stated,"We ripped up our paper copy of the contract and yours too. Now it's your word against ours. "

Axl smugly smirked and said,"Do you think I STILL have a 1987 mentality? I stored the contract digitally , both copies.

James, Billy, Andy, Jimmy, and Mike all smirked smugly too. Axl really did cover a lot of ground.

The mental health hospital staff blanched. "You fucking bitch!" They told Axl angrily. They said,"Fuck all of you!" Axl, you sign the release forms for Andy and then all six of you get the fuck out of this mental health hospital!"

Axl, James, Billy, Mike, Andy, and Jimmy all smugly smirked at the mental health hospital staff's unprofessionalism. Axl read, understood, agreed. He made sure there were absolutely no loopholes, signed the release forms for Andy. He kept a digital copy of the signed release form.

Axl said,"We will be seeing you in Court!" The mental health hospital staff cussed them out.

Andy, Billy, James, Mike, Axl, and Jimmy all smugly smirked at the mental health hospital staff and all six of them left.

They were all glad that Andy was back with them. They went to McDonald's and had a nice late lunch. After the late lunch, they went to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled, hung out, and soon went to sleep.

[MisterV]

Axl used his Lawyer persona and pointed out Section 5.5 of the contract stated that I can take Andy out of this mental health hospital if there is any breach of privacy. This mental health hospital breached privacy for NOT ALLOWING Paparazzi in the mental health hospital, but actually opening up Andy's locked room and bringing Paparazzi into his room for the unwanted and sudden interview.

Tasha, you mean,"allowing" instead of "not allowing," right?

[Tasha]

Axl used his Lawyer persona and pointed out Section 5.5 of the contract stated that I can take Andy out of this mental health hospital if there is any breach of privacy. This mental health hospital breached privacy for not allowing Paparazzi in the mental health hospital, but actually opening up Andy's locked room and bringing Paparazzi into his room for the unwanted and sudden interview.

Tasha, you mean,"allowing" instead of "not allowing," right?

Thank you. I was trying to write,"For not only allowing," but I forgot to put the word,"only," . I fixed it.

[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. They got ready for the James L Knight Center Show . They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center.

They all chatted about how nice it was that Andy was back in Cake Cream shows. Andy blushed happily.

4,000 Fans showed up and Cake Cream and Axl were all happy. The show started behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and was good. Andy was glad to be back playing the keyboard.

Fans cheered wildly. Cake Cream and Axl were all happy.

During a break, Fans asked Andy about Andy's stay in the mental health hospital. Andy blushed. Axl said to Andy, "You probably shouldn't talk about it. We have a pending lawsuit against the mental health hospital and talking about it could bring adverse actions.

Andy nodded and said,"I plead the fifth!" To the Audience. Axl smiled.

The Audience was like,"Come on, can't you tell us about your stay in the mental health hospital? We're your Fans and support you."

Axl said,"Don't." The Audience gasped in shock and Axl quickly said,"I was talking to Andy when I said,"Don't, not to you Fans. We love you being our Fans and supporting us."

The Audience was like,"Oh, okay."

Axl l said,"PLEASE stop asking Andy to talk about his stay in the mental health hospital, or we will end the show right now and all LEAVE.

Cake Cream all backed up Axl.

The Audience agreed to stop asking Andy about his stay in the mental health hospital. Cake Cream and Axl all thanked them and they welcomed them.

The show resumed to even more wild cheering and the final sendoff happened to even more wild cheering and the show was soon over. Cake Cream and Axl went to Denny's and had a nice lunch. After lunch, they went to Court to file a lawsuit against the mental health hospital. The mental health hospital REALLY shouldn't have did that breach of privacy.

They filed the Lawsuit for three days from now. They went to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and watched T.V. They chilled, chatted, and hung out. They ate dinner and went to sleep.

They spent the next three days practicing for the Lawsuit and chilling.

It was the day of the Lawsuit and they got ready for the day and ate and put on three piece suits, bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the Courthouse.

At Court, they were processed and then it was time for Court to start.

The Mental health hospital Staff, TMZ, and Matthew were there. Andy glared at Matthew and Matthew smirked.

Axl said,"Mr. McCall, I'm going to need you to keep your emotions in check in Court. "

Andy agreed to keep his emotions in check. Axl smiled.

Axl brought out the digital contracts that stated that the mental health hospital breached privacy by bringing TMZ to Andy's room. Axl said they were looking to sue the mental health hospital for 2 Million. Andy, Billy,James, Mike, and Jimmy all backed up Axl. Axl was allowed to cross examine the mental health hospital staff.

Axl asked the mental health hospital how much they were paid to let TMZ into Andy's room.

The mental health hospital staff said, "We were paid 5 Million dollars to let TMZ into Andy's room. We needed the money, so we did it without hesitation. We didn't even warn Andy that TMZ would be coming into his room. " Axl smirked. The mental health hospital staff just admitted they allowed TMZ to go to Andy's room, a violation of privacy. Axl smirked.

Axl said," I already paid you 50,000 to take care of Andy for two weeks. You didn't HAVE to take the money from TMZ. " The mental health hospital staff said,"$50,000 is nothing compared to FIVE Million. "

Axl said,"I rest my case. You may step down." The mental health hospital staff stepped down..

The Judge said he would allow Axl to cross examine Matthew Gibson, who called TMZ in the first place.

Matthew looked a little nervous, but the Judge was steadfast.

Matthew went on the stand.

Axl said,"Mr. Gibson, is it true that you called TMZ in the first place to inform them that my Client, Mr. McCall was staying at the mental health hospital?

Matthew said,"Yes. I called them because I wanted to get wealthy off of Andy." Andy shook his head sadly. He couldn't believe he couldn't see Matthew was using him for money..

Axl was allowed to cross examine TMZ and ask why they went ahead and gave Matthew the time of day in the first place.

TMZ Staff responded,"Because we knew that Andy, a part of the wealthiest Band being in a mental health hospital would make sensational news."

Axl said,"I rest my case, TMZ. You may step down. TMZ stepped down.


Axl asked Matthew,"How much were you paid at FIRST by TMZ to tell them that Andy was in the mental health hospital?"

Matthew responded with a happy smirk,"I was paid 20 Million to tell TMZ that Andy was in the mental health hospital.'


Axl read the Contract and smiled. Matthew wasn't supposed to call TMZ in the first place!

Axl said,"I rest my case, Mr . Gibson." You may step down. Matthew stepped down.

Axl said,"I'd like to cross examine my Client, Andrew Tyson McCall."

Andy was SHOCKED that Axl was going to be cross examining HIM but he went on the stand and was sworn in.

Andy took a seat at the stand.

Axl said to Andy, "Mr. McCall, what was your Relationship with Mr. Gibson?"

Andy said emotionally,"We were dating for a few days."

"Did you have ANY idea that Mr. Gibson was dating you for money or would turn on you for money?"

Andy responded,"I had no idea. I was completely blindsided when TMZ showed up in my room and Matthew gloated about calling TMZ on me for money.

"So, you REALLY thought he loved you, right?

Andy responded,"Yes, I REALLY thought he loved me."

Matthew said,"Well, I don't, I never did, and I am 20 Million wealthier, so HA! I'm glad I called TMZ on you and caused them to expose Andy in the mental hospital! I'd do it all over again!"

Andy shook his head, upset..

Axl smiled and said,"Section 6.8 of the mental health hospital Contract states that no Patient residing in the mental health hospital at any point may tell any outside Media about any Patients residing in the mental health hospital. Any Patients that informs outside Media about any other Patient or Patients residing in the mental health hospital is in gross breach of privacy."

The mental health hospital was FURIOUS at Matthew for admitting he caused TMZ to be at the Mental health hospital in the first place.

Matthew's face blanched.

"YOU BITCH!" He bellowed at Axl like a madman, knowing he just caused the mental health hospital to lose the lawsuit.

Axl, Andy, Billy, Mike, James, and Jimmy all smirked.

The Judge said," Judgement awarded for the Plaintiffs. 2 Million dollars. He banged his gavel. The mental health hospital Zelled Axl, James, Jimmy, Billy, Mike, and Jimmy a combined 2 Million and scowled at Matthew. Matthew squirmed uncomfortably.

Matthew and the mental health hospital staff were sent back to the mental health hospital, TMZ left, and the Judge dismissed Andy, Axl, James, Jimmy, Billy, and Mike 30 minutes later.

They went to Denny's and had a nice lunch, all happy that they win the lawsuit. They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled, chatted, hung out, and went to sleep..

[MisterV]

The following day Axl was served with a Notice of Appeal: the defendants were appealing the verdict and demanding a refund of the two million plus an award of attorney fees.

Time passed, and then Cake Cream found themselves in court, before a panel of judges at the Court of Appeals.

The attorneys for the defendants had one simple argument: "If it please the court: the complaint was wrongly brought by plaintiffs as Axl signed it as their attorney when he is not only not an attorney, he is a doppelganger."

Matthew smirked.

Axl stood up and said "I am too their attorney, in fact I am their very powerful attorney: they gave me their written power of attorney."

For the first time ever the judges burst out en banc in peals of riotous laughter; one aged jurist laughed so hard he shit himself and needed a short recess.

"Axl," the senior judge intoned in a deep voice "you are NOT an attorney. Judge V has told you this many times before, yet you've continued to disregard his admonition to stop the unauthorized practice of law."

"But, but...the power of attorney..."

"You idiot. A power of attorney does not make you an attorney. Based upon your actions I am reversing the court's ruling. I am ordering that you immediately refund the two million and pay them an additional fifty million as sanctions and attorney fees: think of it as a form of stupidity tax."

Axl grabbed some spare change from his man purse and paid the award.

"If we ever hear of you doing this sort of thing again the court will order that your tongue be ripped out and your hands chopped off: you truly are a Menace to Society."

The judges left the bench, falling down laughing as they went.

Matthew pointed at Andy and shook his fist up and down: "See ya around, jerk off."

The defendants and their platoon of lawyers went off to DQ to feast on strawberry blizzards.

[Garnabby]

The following day Axl was served with a Notice of Appeal: the defendants were appealing the verdict and demanding a refund of the two million plus an award of attorney fees.

Don't forget the concomitant Appellant's Certificate Respecting Evidence. Ha.

P.S. About the only words that stood out, to me.

[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

On the news, it was announced that Mark Riley was OUT of the prison infirmary. Mark's gunshot wound healed well enough for him to be out of the prison infirmary! Oh no!

Andy cried.

Axl wrapped his arms around Andy and tried to comfort him by saying that Mark was only out of the prison infirmary, not out of prison itself.

Andy said,"I hope that Mark doesn't come to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite trying to get me."

Axl said,"Mark is in HAWAII, a different STATE, and he's not even in the Continental States anymore.

Jimmy, James,Billy, and Mike all backed up Axl and tried to comfort Andy too.

Andy relaxed more.

In about an hour later, there was an obnoxious, aggressive banging at the door.

A familiar sound said,"Hello, Andy, it's me Mark Riley! I love you Andy, please let me in! It's been a long time! I'm back, and I miss you, Baby!"

Andy cried uncontrollably, saying,"No, no, no, no, please!"


Axl, Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and James all sprung into action and moved the armoire behind the door. Axl called the Cops and the Cops came soon and soon arrested "Mark Riley," who wasn't Mark Riley at all, but an Employee at the Hotel who was PAID to scare Andy with this awful prank! The Cops led the Employee into a cop car and drove him away.

Axl called the Hawaii Prison to tell them off for Mark escaping the Hawaii Prison and coming here to terrorize Andy again.

The Cop who answered the phone said baffled,"Mark Riley is still in the Hawaii prison." He told Axl to hang on and Axl did. The Cop went to Mark's prison cell and took a video of Mark sleeping in his prison cell on his own private cellphone and went back to the prison phone and said to Axl,"Mark's in his prison cell sleeping. I can show you the video of Mark Riley sleeping in his prison cell."

Axl responded," I'd love that."

The Cop sent Axl the video of Mark Riley sleeping in his prison cell. Axl thanked the Cop and he welcomed him. Axl was baffled. Didn't Mark just come to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite? He showed everyone the video of Mark sleeping in his prison cell.

Everyone else was baffled too. In about two hours, they watched the News where Mark was STILL in the Hawaii Prison. And a few minutes later, there was a police interrogation where Cops grilled the Hotel Employee who impersonated Mark Riley this morning.

Nicholas Brown was asked why he impersonated Mark Riley.

Nicholas responded,"Because I got paid two million by TMZ to pretend to be Mark Riley and scare Andy! He showed the Zelle he got from TMZ.

Mike, Axl, Jimmy, Andy, Billy, and James were all like,"Of course TMZ would pull this dastardly stunt!"

The Cops said,"Do you realize you committed a MAJOR crime by impersonating Mark Riley?"

Nicholas responded,"Who cares, , Mark Riley is a criminal anyways, not an upstanding Citizen!"

Meanwhile, in Hawaii, Mark Riley was watching the news too in the Hawaii prison. Mark thought,"That BITCH impersonating me! I should sue TMZ for paying Nicholas to impersonate me!

In Miami, Nicholas was left back to his prison cell. Axl went to the front desk and told them off for Nicholas impersonating Mark Riley and scaring Andy. The front desk apologized for Nicholas impersonating Mark and said that they had no idea that Nicholas would impersonate Mark and said that they fired Nicholas. They asked Axl if there was anything they could do to help and promised they would do whatever Axl asked them to do.

Axl smiled and said,"How about a FREE three month stay for Billy, James, Mike, Andy, Jimmy, and me and a combined $30,000 in Food credit for all of us? The front desk staff blanched at this, but they agreed. Axl drew up a contract and made it clear there were no loopholes in the Contract. He and the front desk staff read, understood, agreed, and signed and Axl and the front desk staff made digital copies. Axl smiled again and thanked the front desk staff and they welcomed him.

Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and told Cake Cream the good news and they all cheered happily. They chilled in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and went to sleep.

[MisterV]

It really irked Axl that TMZ had paid Nicholas to impersonate Mark Riley; "I'll sue!" he concluded while blasting out a Fart for the Ages.

He sued: at trial the attorney for TMZ rose and told a wasted Judge V "Your honor, we request that you dismiss the complaint filed by Axl as the attorney for Cake Cream, sanction him, award fees, and rip out his tongue and chop off his hands per the Court of Appleals' decision based upon him once again engaging in the unauthorized practice of law. The man simply will not stop impersonating Perry Mason."

Judge V. stopped pulling wings off flies, turned to Axl and said "Your response?"

Axl smirked and said "Ridiculous; of course I am their attorney, I have their written power of attorney; I am an all-powerful attorney, you can't touch me."

With that Cake Creamed hooted like a troop of baboons, scratched their asses and flung bits of dung mindlessly.

"Case dismissed. Bailiff, get me a tongue depressor and a knife; deputies, sieze Axl and bind him to the counsel table."

Tied and trussed, Axl farted in fear as Judge V. approached him, knife in hand, smiling all the while, singing "Bye-bye Miss American Pie."

"Oh shit" thought the bound doppelganger, "I really did it this time."

"We're going to need a big mop, a bucket, and a bunch of rags" said the judge as he happily and methodically followed the instructions of the Court of Appeals.

[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. They decided they wanted to sue TMZ for that dastardly stunt they had Nicholas Brown do.

They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the Courthouse and filed a lawsuit against TMZ.

The lawsuit was for three days from now. TMZ was informed of the lawsuit and tried to buy them off into not using them by saying they could Zelle each of them 40 million to not sue them.

Axl said to all of Cake Cream "Do NOT take the 40 Million each bribe. We need to stand up to TMZ, not be bribed into silence. Billy, Mike, Andy, James, and Jimmy all agreed to not take the 40 Million each bribe and Axl said he wouldn't either. They all told TMZ,"No can do. You shouldn't have paid Nicholas to impersonate Mark Riley. We're suing.

TMZ were all like,"Aw man," and hung up.

Axl was proud of them for listening to him. They went to the movies, the zoo, and the park. They then went to Denny's and had a nice meal and paid and left. They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and soon fell asleep.

For the next couple of days, they chilled and practiced for the upcoming TMZ Lawsuit.

Soon, it was the day of the TMZ Lawsuit. They got up and ate and got ready for the day. They put on suits, bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to Court. They got processed and soon went to the Courtroom.

TMZ and Nicholas arrived shortly and Axl as Cake Cream's Lawyer did cross examining of TMZ and asked TMZ why they paid Nicholas to impersonate Mark Riley.

TMZ said they did it because they wanted Andy to be scared. They did it because they knew that Mark Riley was a HUGE trigger for Andy and Andy had PTSD over Mark Riley and they wanted entertainment at Andy's expense. Axl told TMZ that he rested his case and told them they could step down. They did.

Axl called Nicholas to the stand and Nicholas went to the stand. Axl asked Nicholas why he risked his job and actually impersonated Mark Riley instead of just telling TMZ to fuck off.

Nicholas responded,"TMZ Zelled me 2 Million to impersonate Mark Riley. I needed the 2 million and I only got paid about $3,200 a month . 2 Million can set me up for LIFE. $3,200 a month, not so much.

Axl told Nicholas he rested his case and told Nicholas that he could step down. Nicholas did.

Axl called Andy to the stand once again and Andy went to the stand. Axl asked Andy how it felt that Nicholas was paid 2 Million by TMZ to impersonate Mark Riley.

Andy cried and said,"I was traumatized thinking that Mark Riley escaped prison from Hawaii and was knocking on our Miami Penthouse Suite. I was petrified, only to find out that TMZ paid Nicholas, a then Hotel Employee 2 Million to impersonate Mark Riley and scare me. The whole thing is fucked up."

Nicholas gloated that he was 2 Million richer and didn't care that he traumatized and scared Andy. TMZ said," It was Entertainment what we did to Andy.

The Judge was disgusted and said,"Judgement for the Plaintiffs in the amount of 50 Million each or 300 Million to be paid by TMZ. He banged his gavel. TMZ Zelled Cake Cream and Axl 50 Million each. Cake Cream and Axl were all happy. TMZ and Nicholas left and the Judge dismissed Cake Cream and Axl 30 minutes later and they went to Outback Steakhouse and had a nice lunch and paid. They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite, chilled and then went to sleep.

[MisterV]

Axl told Nicholas he rested his case and told Nicholas that he could step down. Nicholas did.

Axl called Andy to the stand once again and Andy went to the stand. .

A lawyer for TMZ jumped up and said "Objection. Axl is not an attorney. That fact is patently obvious by the way he said he rested his case, then immediately called this witness. He cannot practice law and even if he were a lawyer he made such a bone-headed, stupid error that he can no longer put on any witnesses."

Judge V. removed his hands from under his robe where he'd been stroking his turgid member; he mulled "hmmmm" then pronounced "You are correct sir. Axl is not an attorney but in this courtroom, built and maintained by Tasha, he gets a mulligan for that...but not for resting."

Axl was too fucking dim to understand what the judge was saying.

"Judge V., I rested, so now I call my next witness."

"No no no,that is NOT how the law works; were you in fact an attorney you'd know that. You rested your case, you are done. Now the defense puts on their case."

Axl let fly a gaseous objection which the judge overruled with a thunderclap of his own from his judicial buttcheeks.

[Tasha]

Axl told Nicholas he rested his case and told Nicholas that he could step down. Nicholas did.

Axl called Andy to the stand once again and Andy went to the stand. .

A lawyer for TMZ jumped up and said "Objection. Axl is not an attorney. That fact is patently obvious by the way he said he rested his case, then immediately called this witness. He cannot practice law and even if he were a lawyer he made such a bone-headed, stupid error that he can no longer put on any witnesses."

Judge V. removed his hands from under his robe where he'd been stroking his turgid member; he mulled "hmmmm" then pronounced "You are correct sir. Axl is not an attorney but in this courtroom, built and maintained by Tasha, he gets a mulligan for that...but not for resting."

Axl was too fucking dim to understand what the judge was saying.

"Judge V., I rested, so now I call my next witness."

"No no no,that is NOT how the law works; were you in fact an attorney you'd know that. You rested your case, you are done. Now the defense puts on their case."

Axl let fly a gaseous objection which the judge overruled with a thunderclap of his own from his judicial buttcheeks.

When I say,"Rested my case," I mean it like,"I am done questioning this person, time for me to question other people."

[MisterV]

When I say,"Rested my case," I mean it like,"I am done questioning this person, time for me to question other people."

Tasha, you cannot simply take the phrase "I rest my case" and give it a completely new meaning; it is a long established legal term with a specific definition which lawyers all understand.

But for whatever reason you like to fuck with reality: so be it.

Hidden meanings.

I guess it's sort of like if I said "you write like a clueless, rigid, unworldly moron" I really meant "you're the next Janet Evanovich."

Got it.

[Tasha]

Mr. V, I'm also the same person who has my characters do Lawsuits in THREE days! LMAO!

To put this into perspective he REAL Axl Rose has a pending Lawsuit against him and that Lawsuit was filed in NOVEMBER 2023 and as of MAY 2024, it is still pending !

[MisterV]

Girl, you can create a world of time travel and doppelgangers and it doesn't phase me, but when you start "rearranging the furniture in the courtroom" it irks me as I KNOW BETTER.

But it is your fictitious world so I must either accept it and play along (which I've done, for the most part) or leave.

[Tasha]

Girl, you can create a world of time travel and doppelgangers and it doesn't phase me, but when you start "rearranging the furniture in the courtroom" it irks me as I KNOW BETTER.

But it is your fictitious world so I must either accept it and play along (which I've done, for the most part) or leave.

Yep, I acknowledge that Lawsuits just don't happen in only THREE days, they take weeks/months/years.

I even stopped saying that "50,000 Fans showed up to see Cake Cream at the James L Knight Center," and change it to 4,000 Fans as the James L Knight Center doesn't sit 50,000 Fans, and seats only about 4,500 Fans.

[MisterV]

Tasha, I note that you're now posting this thrilling tale of time travel, doppelgangers and luxurious penthouse suites on WoV.

I predict it will be flamed a bit but mostly ignored.

Keep posting new chapters here: I'm your biggest "fan" as it gets my creative juices flowing.