Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
Axl told Nicholas he rested his case and told Nicholas that he could step down. Nicholas did.

Axl called Andy to the stand once again and Andy went to the stand. .
A lawyer for TMZ jumped up and said "Objection. Axl is not an attorney. That fact is patently obvious by the way he said he rested his case, then immediately called this witness. He cannot practice law and even if he were a lawyer he made such a bone-headed, stupid error that he can no longer put on any witnesses."

Judge V. removed his hands from under his robe where he'd been stroking his turgid member; he mulled "hmmmm" then pronounced "You are correct sir. Axl is not an attorney but in this courtroom, built and maintained by Tasha, he gets a mulligan for that...but not for resting."

Axl was too fucking dim to understand what the judge was saying.

"Judge V., I rested, so now I call my next witness."

"No no no,that is NOT how the law works; were you in fact an attorney you'd know that. You rested your case, you are done. Now the defense puts on their case."

Axl let fly a gaseous objection which the judge overruled with a thunderclap of his own from his judicial buttcheeks.