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    The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

    On the news, it was announced that Mark Riley was OUT of the prison infirmary. Mark's gunshot wound healed well enough for him to be out of the prison infirmary! Oh no!

    Andy cried.

    Axl wrapped his arms around Andy and tried to comfort him by saying that Mark was only out of the prison infirmary, not out of prison itself.

    Andy said,"I hope that Mark doesn't come to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite trying to get me."

    Axl said,"Mark is in HAWAII, a different STATE, and he's not even in the Continental States anymore.

    Jimmy, James,Billy, and Mike all backed up Axl and tried to comfort Andy too.

    Andy relaxed more.

    In about an hour later, there was an obnoxious, aggressive banging at the door.

    A familiar sound said,"Hello, Andy, it's me Mark Riley! I love you Andy, please let me in! It's been a long time! I'm back, and I miss you, Baby!"

    Andy cried uncontrollably, saying,"No, no, no, no, please!"


    Axl, Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and James all sprung into action and moved the armoire behind the door. Axl called the Cops and the Cops came soon and soon arrested "Mark Riley," who wasn't Mark Riley at all, but an Employee at the Hotel who was PAID to scare Andy with this awful prank! The Cops led the Employee into a cop car and drove him away.

    Axl called the Hawaii Prison to tell them off for Mark escaping the Hawaii Prison and coming here to terrorize Andy again.

    The Cop who answered the phone said baffled,"Mark Riley is still in the Hawaii prison." He told Axl to hang on and Axl did. The Cop went to Mark's prison cell and took a video of Mark sleeping in his prison cell on his own private cellphone and went back to the prison phone and said to Axl,"Mark's in his prison cell sleeping. I can show you the video of Mark Riley sleeping in his prison cell."

    Axl responded," I'd love that."

    The Cop sent Axl the video of Mark Riley sleeping in his prison cell. Axl thanked the Cop and he welcomed him. Axl was baffled. Didn't Mark just come to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite? He showed everyone the video of Mark sleeping in his prison cell.

    Everyone else was baffled too. In about two hours, they watched the News where Mark was STILL in the Hawaii Prison. And a few minutes later, there was a police interrogation where Cops grilled the Hotel Employee who impersonated Mark Riley this morning.

    Nicholas Brown was asked why he impersonated Mark Riley.

    Nicholas responded,"Because I got paid two million by TMZ to pretend to be Mark Riley and scare Andy! He showed the Zelle he got from TMZ.

    Mike, Axl, Jimmy, Andy, Billy, and James were all like,"Of course TMZ would pull this dastardly stunt!"

    The Cops said,"Do you realize you committed a MAJOR crime by impersonating Mark Riley?"

    Nicholas responded,"Who cares, , Mark Riley is a criminal anyways, not an upstanding Citizen!"

    Meanwhile, in Hawaii, Mark Riley was watching the news too in the Hawaii prison. Mark thought,"That BITCH impersonating me! I should sue TMZ for paying Nicholas to impersonate me!

    In Miami, Nicholas was left back to his prison cell. Axl went to the front desk and told them off for Nicholas impersonating Mark Riley and scaring Andy. The front desk apologized for Nicholas impersonating Mark and said that they had no idea that Nicholas would impersonate Mark and said that they fired Nicholas. They asked Axl if there was anything they could do to help and promised they would do whatever Axl asked them to do.

    Axl smiled and said,"How about a FREE three month stay for Billy, James, Mike, Andy, Jimmy, and me and a combined $30,000 in Food credit for all of us? The front desk staff blanched at this, but they agreed. Axl drew up a contract and made it clear there were no loopholes in the Contract. He and the front desk staff read, understood, agreed, and signed and Axl and the front desk staff made digital copies. Axl smiled again and thanked the front desk staff and they welcomed him.

    Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and told Cake Cream the good news and they all cheered happily. They chilled in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and went to sleep.
    Last edited by Tasha; 05-18-2024 at 09:10 AM.
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