Rough night on the strip.

[MisterV]

Whatever, Hound, but lurkers probably have learned more valuable info about gambling from KJ's posts than from yours.

But that is to be expected.

KJ prefers to INstruct while your shtick is to DEstruct.

[MDawg]

Interesting how did this post I made in response to your boxing photo, end up predating yours?

That's because

UNKewlJ hasn’t spent 20 years playing blackjack. He’s spent 20 years trying to convince people that he’s been playing blackjack.

You spend enough time on THAT topic, and you'll have regurgitated the sum total of all the blackjack knowledge there is. You know, the knowledge that he's absorbed through twenty years of Studying Up (not playing).

And even after all that time, he still gets it wrong time and again

Electronic Blackjack - hit after doubling down

and keeps contradicting himself, and needing to revise his story on the fly.

[The Boz]

Just for you Boz (if you are still reading), I am going to hijack my own thread for a moment away from the haters doing their hating thing.

I am watching the Phils. Hot day in Phila and the ball is jumping. 5th inning 8-1 good guys. 3 home runs. Not that unusual. But 2 homers into the upper deck. Never seen that before. And 2 well into the upper deck.

Yea great day, Casty finally starting to show some life with his bat as well. And watching the Braves get beat now by the Yanks so we can get one game back. Overall still need another MLB level outfielder before the playoffs but damn the starting pitching (other than Walker) has been incredible.

Headed to PA in July for the first time this year and hitting a game while I’m there against the Dodgers. Only thing other than some tomato pie I’m looking forward to on the trip actually.

[MisterV]

Interesting how did this post I made in response to your boxing photo, end up predating yours?

Time travel?

J/K...After posting it I realized I hadn't put the bottom words (yours, in the meme) in quotation marks, so in order to add them I had to delete the post and create a new meme with quotation marks and repost it.

Only took five or so minutes.

But by then you, ever quick on the draw, had already responded.

[Rob.Singer]

V, c'mon, you're not deaf dumb and blind. How many crazy muggings, robberies, attempted murders, assaults etc. from a single relevance & attention-seeking and craving internet forum-living lunatic who's also a proven compulsive liar, does it take for you to understand the reason behind why he does it so often?

It's clear that humiliation and embarrassment won't stop a fraud like him. When you're a lowlife/loser/failure and liar-by-neccesity all your life as kew has been, living at the bottom while being laughed at becomes normal.

The fairy knows he's been undressed dozens of times. Drop the phony support-for-the-underdog act and enjoy watching him make a fool of himself, over and over again. Like the rest of us!

[MDawg]

If there's ever been anybody more incapable of trying and trying to change other people's opinions about himself, that person hasn't been born yet.

[MDawg]

I had to delete the post and create a new meme with quotation marks and repost it.

I didn't realize this forum allowed us mere members (not admin) a means to delete a post entirely.

[Tasha]

IF this is true, Kewlj, there should be SOME Social Media video about it, right? I mean you foiling an attempted pickpocket by grabbing the guy's arm and getting punched in the face on THE STRIP in LAS VEGAS is fodder for a lot of Bystanders filming. I saw a viral video of a guy who took his phone back from a pickpocket and even put a "I am a thief!" Note on the pickpocket's back. Surely you STOPPING a pickpocket and getting PUNCHED in the face for stopping him would go viral.

[smurgerburger]

Excellent point Tasha.

ETA - Also to my knowledge pick pockets typically work in crowds, because otherwise their targets would be alert to someone standing extremely close to them. Which means it would have been crowded when and where this happens, which means more likely someone would tweet the aftermath.

[kewlJ]

Yea great day, Casty finally starting to show some life with his bat as well. And watching the Braves get beat now by the Yanks so we can get one game back. Overall still need another MLB level outfielder before the playoffs but damn the starting pitching (other than Walker) has been incredible.

Headed to PA in July for the first time this year and hitting a game while I’m there against the Dodgers. Only thing other than some tomato pie I’m looking forward to on the trip actually.

Boz, my brother who isn't even supposed to be a Phillies fan, but I think secretly is or has become just because I watch so much is always down on Castellanos. I think he is fine. he does strikeouts and hit in DPs at some very inopportune times. All teams have guys like that. But Nick also has a number of game winning hits. Just the other night he had the game winning walkoff sac fly. Not quite as exciting as a walk off hit or homer, but it got the job done.

Even the Yankees and Dodgers with their all start line ups have some mediocre players mixed in. That is castellanos to me. I don't know what his contract situation is, but I wouldn't give him a big fat free agent contract but he is fine as a 6 or 7 hitter and 3rd outfielder.

What I want before the trade deadline is a closer. A Bonafide lock it down closer. Phils haven't had one for a decade or more and last year it (craig Kimbral) cost them a trip to the WS. Washington who isn't going anywhere has a closer teams are talking about, but I want someone even better. Someone with years of success as a closer. And I would be willing to pay for it. Give up a decent player. Sosa comes to mind. Phils aren't going to be able to keep him anyway after this year, after he has shown he should be an everyday player. Why not get that missing piece for him.

Anyway, enjoy you Pa trip Boz. I just had mine a couple weeks ago, when Phils were in London.

[kewlJ]

IF this is true, Kewlj, there should be SOME Social Media video about it, right? I mean you foiling an attempted pickpocket by grabbing the guy's arm and getting punched in the face on THE STRIP in LAS VEGAS is fodder for a lot of Bystanders filming. I saw a viral video of a guy who took his phone back from a pickpocket and even put a "I am a thief!" Note on the pickpocket's back. Surely you STOPPING a pickpocket and getting PUNCHED in the face for stopping him would go viral.

Possibly, but I have no idea. It didn't seem to be something that attracted a lot of on-lookers. But maybe. You seem like the kind of girl who scourers social media. Keep us posted.

[kewlJ]

V, c'mon, you're not deaf dumb and blind. How many crazy muggings, robberies, attempted murders, assaults etc. from a single relevance & attention-seeking and craving internet forum-living lunatic who's also a proven compulsive liar, does it take for you to understand the reason behind why he does it so often?

Goofball, I live in a major city, Las Vegas (higher crime). I play in casinos 100-150 days a year (also high crime area). Down from 250-300 which I did for 12 years. Now I play the strip (even higher crime) often on weekend nights (the prime time). I am often alone when I play and walking the strip. This is part of this kind of life and lifestyle. Of course I have seen and been involved in some incidents. But these facts don't fit your little narrative do they Rob, so you leave them out.

[MisterV]

Drop the phony support-for-the-underdog act and enjoy watching him make a fool of himself, over and over again. Like the rest of us!

As we say in the law: "The jury is still out."

Yes, he has lied.

But not everything he says is a lie.

[Rob.Singer]

Even Tasha recognizes a phony tale when she reads one. It's already starting to fall apart. Again, kew didn't properly prepare for this lie either. Somehow, unlike all other LV residents who go out multiple nights every week, only HE experiences beatings, assaults, robberies, attempted murders, and now, pick-pocketing. Even tunnel-dwellers do better.

He has now made a COMPLETE fool of himself with all these make-believe stories.

[kewlJ]

You are correct Rob Singer. (How often have I said THAT).

I do not think through, nor prepare the things I share. I simply share experiences relevant to my life of a blackjack advantage player, living and playing in Las Vegas.

That you would even think such a thing, clearly exposes you and your stories and claims as someone who does plan out all that nonsense ahead of time.

Thanks for that insight.

[kewlJ]

HE experiences beatings, assaults, robberies, attempted murders, and now, pick-pocketing. Even tunnel-dwellers do better.

I would also like to "examine" this statement of Rob's for accuracy.

Yes, someone attempted to pick pocket me the other night.
Yes, I was the victim of a robbery....13 YEARS AGO.

Attempted murder, assault, beatings? These 3 are more made up shit or imagination running wild from Rob. Unless you are counting the back-room incident as assault, which is really was, but no one was charged with that.

So your statement is 2 of 5 or 40% correct and 60% typical Rob Singer exaggeration or made up shit.

Some things never change, with this guy.

[The Boz]

Yea great day, Casty finally starting to show some life with his bat as well. And watching the Braves get beat now by the Yanks so we can get one game back. Overall still need another MLB level outfielder before the playoffs but damn the starting pitching (other than Walker) has been incredible.

Headed to PA in July for the first time this year and hitting a game while I’m there against the Dodgers. Only thing other than some tomato pie I’m looking forward to on the trip actually.

Boz, my brother who isn't even supposed to be a Phillies fan, but I think secretly is or has become just because I watch so much is always down on Castellanos. I think he is fine. he does strikeouts and hit in DPs at some very inopportune times. All teams have guys like that. But Nick also has a number of game winning hits. Just the other night he had the game winning walkoff sac fly. Not quite as exciting as a walk off hit or homer, but it got the job done.

Even the Yankees and Dodgers with their all start line ups have some mediocre players mixed in. That is castellanos to me. I don't know what his contract situation is, but I wouldn't give him a big fat free agent contract but he is fine as a 6 or 7 hitter and 3rd outfielder.

What I want before the trade deadline is a closer. A Bonafide lock it down closer. Phils haven't had one for a decade or more and last year it (craig Kimbral) cost them a trip to the WS. Washington who isn't going anywhere has a closer teams are talking about, but I want someone even better. Someone with years of success as a closer. And I would be willing to pay for it. Give up a decent player. Sosa comes to mind. Phils aren't going to be able to keep him anyway after this year, after he has shown he should be an everyday player. Why not get that missing piece for him.

Anyway, enjoy you Pa trip Boz. I just had mine a couple weeks ago, when Phils were in London.

Nick is in year 3 of a 5 year $100M contract that he’s underperforming on. For that kind of money he needs to be better, certainly not a 3rd outfielder. Hopefully he steps it up as he has through his career, he’s only 32 so it wasn’t a bad signing at the time.

I agree on a closer but the problem this season is going to be there are going to be few sellers and a lot of buyers at the deadline. With the 3rd wild card you have 8 teams within 2-3 games of the last wild card, including those with losing records. The Phillies have their best farm system in years (not hard based on the past 15 years) so they have some tools to work with if they decide to go all in this year. Which as a fan, of course I want to see.

Also today’s game is pure bullshit, starting at 11:30 here on the East Coast on Roku. I just found an app for it on my Samsung TV so I guess it’s free but still more nonsense. I buy the MLB package so I don’t have to deal with this 2 out of 3 days this weekend.

[Rob.Singer]

HE experiences beatings, assaults, robberies, attempted murders, and now, pick-pocketing. Even tunnel-dwellers do better.

I would also like to "examine" this statement of Rob's for accuracy.

Yes, someone attempted to pick pocket me the other night.
Yes, I was the victim of a robbery....13 YEARS AGO.

Attempted murder, assault, beatings? These 3 are more made up shit or imagination running wild from Rob. Unless you are counting the back-room incident as assault, which is really was, but no one was charged with that.

So your statement is 2 of 5 or 40% correct and 60% typical Rob Singer exaggeration or made up shit.

Some things never change, with this guy.

Once again, even a very mentally challenged Tasha recognized that you concocted this latest fairy tale for attention.

Now have those crossed wires in your otherwise empty head repaired and bang that bitch if you want any hope of changing her mind!

Otherwise....continue looking foolish

[MDawg]

It was suggested that I place the "my mom reads these forums too" lie on the list, but I include only outed lies. We have no information one way or another on his mom, other than that she kicked him out of the familial home when he was a teen, which would tend to contradict her having any active part in his life today, but doesn't quite rise to the level of the below proven either by admission, contradiction or utter improbability, thirty-four lies.

The thirty-five most major UNKewl lies I can think of concern (1) his lie about Moses showing up at a condo he claimed he lived at, (2) a condo it turned out that he has no ownership in and does not even live in, where he can’t even get his story straight about what is and what is not allowed by the condo CCRs, and lies about “renting it out” AirBnB style, (3) his faking his own death, (4) lying about ever having been robbed, (5) the nonsense about MGM execs showing up at his apartment on Halloween to give him player records on someone who isn't even MDawg, (6) the backrooming lawsuit, (7) the lies about news stories being broadcast about the backrooming incident, lies about the fictional settlement related to the fabricated incident, (8) the lie about being doxxed, or ever having his name placed in any casino database, (9) the rigged shuffler, (10) $50. free play for $100K win on a slot progressive, (11) $50K multi hand VP hit, (12) lied about hitting a $4000. Royal at Hooters (now OP) with $15. free play. (13) winning a car, (14) the lie about never asking anyone else to prove anything, (15) the lie about knowing attorney Nersesian well or at all, and having him on "speed dial," (16) lies that made it clear that he has never filed taxes as a professional gambler, (17) fabricated sports bets, (18) lies about that he has calculated his exact "expected win" over a decade and a half period, (19) lies about ever playing blackjack other than red green chip action as cover for a sugar daddy hustle, (20) lying about how “many” APs know him, (21) lies about how “many” APs have offered to “hire him” for their blackjack teams, (22) lying and claiming that he has never told others how they should post and about what, (23) lying about never posting again about this or that or on this or that forum, (24) lying about why he was nuked from WOV, trying to imply that he left on his own accord, (25) lying about that he “always discloses his socks up front” (q.v. Magister), (26) lying about having gone to college after claiming for years that he never did, (27) lies about the "oily" surfboard, (28) lied about whether or not he was gay, (29) the lie about even having a dead "soul mate" which he recanted, (30) continuing to lie about what the “about even” statement of MDawg means even after realizing that it means absolutely nothing, (31) a concocted electronic blackjack game he hadn't "studied up" on enough before presenting to the crowd, (32) Lied about and misquoted the Wizard, (33) caught up in conflicting lies about a blackjack play where he couldn’t even keep track of whether or not the game was electronic, (34) the repeated lie about that MDawg's "about even" admission meant anything other than just an accommodation to get his Adventures thread unhidden, (35) Concocted an obviously false tale of getting pick pocketed and trying to grab and rough up the pick pocketer.

That rigged shuffler story, besides not making any sense, reaffirmed in my mind that this guy really doesn't play much table games, because I'd expect such nonsense from a recreational player, not a card counter.

He would be an idiot if he gave the chance of your 50 to 100k story to be anything but zero.

He also can't give us details about what machine hit the $100K for $50 freeplay because...no amount of "studying up" can get him out from under these lies.

And as usual, as he gets hemmed in, he is changing the story on some of these. Even renounced the existence of his "soul mate" claims he lied about him and his gay marriage too!

[MDawg]

Yes, someone attempted to pick pocket me the other night.

The thing has happened! We're already drifting from two nights ago, to, "the other night."

Except that soon enough we will be told that this didn't happen last night, didn't happen on the Strip, maybe didn't even happen in Vegas. You know, because UNKewlJ is always

not 2 but 3 steps ahead of

all of us.