The end.

[coach belly]

I had the misfortune of being on a high school cross-country team that showered together.

And now we've had the misfortune of being showered with your locker room memories.

You're the one that's thinking about it. I don't care what any man's cock size is. I dont think about shit like that.

[pinchingyourballs]

His mom is going to read this thread & think that her son is a quitter.

If she made it to page 5, she has an erection too.

[MDawg]

UNKewlJ is alive and lying still, on gamblingforums.com , the forum he vowed to never post on again (multiple times), the forum where admin (more than once) tore him a new a-hole.

[MisterV]

UNKewlJ is alive and lying still, on gamblingforums.com

I saw no lies there, just more of him correctly pointing out in detail what a lying bullshitter you are on these boards.

I guess guys like you just can't take criticism, eh?

[MDawg]

The only thing he posted over there (other than what he lifted from books, online and other genuine players), was the greatest lie of all...that he never lies.

[Half Smoke]

.
MDawg has presented himself as multimillionaire

at Wov (he will correct me if I'm wrong) but he claims to have made one stock trade of over $3 million - 1,000 shares of CMG at a price of 3,049

yet he has made it his life's work to troll KJ - hundreds of times - wherever and whenever KJ appears in any forum anywhere

how many multimillionaires would behave that way_________?

would really care that much to troll a person to that extent____________?

I would think that if a multimillionaire would do that kinna thing he would do it to another multimillionaire - not to a guy who is nowhere near that level

one time maybe, 5 times maybe, maybe even 10 times

but hundreds of times_________?



it's really, really strange don't you think_________?


most multimillionaires want to play in a playpen with other multimillionaires -

.

[kewlJ]

UNKewlJ is alive and lying still, on gamblingforums.com

I saw no lies there, just more of him correctly pointing out in detail what a lying bullshitter you are on these boards.

I guess guys like you just can't take criticism, eh?

Don't even waste your breath MrV. The fact are that I had a problem with blackjack claims that a person that posts at GF was making and has made for some time, concerning Don Schlesinger and the Illustrious 18 index plays that are generally credited to Schlesinger. The guys seems hell bent on tearing down Mr Schlesinger, in the same manner that Jstat tried to falsely do with Thorp. It is always about these guys trying to make a name for themselves, with false bullshit about other. Turns out that this particular guy is promoting a blackjack count that I have never heard of and promoting a book about his count that he self-published and sells on Amazon. I only learned this by finally googling the name of this count he constantly repeats, where I was taken to identical threads at both Norm's Forum and WoV, where he did the exact same thing and was banned at both sites.

So Mdawg who obsessively stalks me wherever I post, felt the need to hijack the discussion and inject him and his continuing trolling into it. THAT is all he does now is TROLL. He is an expert troller. We are long past any idea that he is an actual winning player. He is an expert troll and that is all. I don't think there is anyone left that doesn't recognize this on any forum. It's just fun for some of you to play along with his trolling, I guess.

But just in case there is, all you need to do is seriously answer one question: 2 different guys talk about their blackjack winning. Myself who for 20 years, 15 in Vegas has made a living and shares the ups and downs of doing so, the winning and losing, along with how I am able to do so, the techniques I use to be able to continue to play. And the second guy, Mdawg who tells you he wins, wins, wins, almost every day and casinos don't care.

THAT is all. Doesn't matter if you play blackjack or not, are an AP or not. Even a recreational infrequent gambler knows what he claims is nonsense. It is literally on the same level as Singers nonsense or EvenBob's roulette nonsense.

But that is not what you people led by Mdawg want to focus on. You want to talk about homelessness, and male prostitution, and oily surfboards, and any other lie made up from different things I have said all taken out of context.

And THAT is why I no longer care to be part of this forum and the childish claims and trolling. A little bit is fine, but when that is all it is, everything lies and trolling, what is the sense.

This was a courtesy response, mostly because of the mis-represented Don Schlesinger comments and situation. I wanted to set the record straight. But I will not respond to Mdawgs trolling and baiting further. The guy is a troll, an expert troll, if that is a feather he wants in his cap, but certainly not a winning blackjack player. And no matter how much he stalks me around the internet, it won't change that simple fact. He is an internet troll, not a winning player, doing anything that would result in him winning long-term.

Edit (add on) Half smoke, your comments were made after I began my post. Thank you. But same comment as to MrV. Don't waste your breath. The playbook from these troll types is just to talk over anyone challenging them, louder and more frequently. Someone points out the truth.....they will repeat their lies 10 times more.

[smurgerburger]

KJ defies death once again!

[MisterV]

The playbook from these troll types is just to talk over anyone challenging them, louder and more frequently. Someone points out the truth.....they will repeat their lies 10 times more.

Gotta wonder if they realize just how stupid they look?

[pinchingyourballs]

Because the world & indeed the universe revolves around him.

Now that he is gone there is no choice but for the rest of us to simply cease to exist.

But the fact that we have not yet can only mean one thing, He is coming back, otherwise why would we still exist?

[jpfromla]

He'll be back soon, I give it 5 weeks max.

Did not make it one week...

[jpfromla]

I cannot say other than HE thinks the brag would impress people

Well it's certainly made an impression on you.

If he told us he had a 4 inch dick, you wouldn't comment on it or keep bringing it up.

You sure are obsessed with 9.5 though. Why is that?

Maybe because it's more rare than a female with a 70-inch bosom?

My late wife was a physical anthropologist (a la Bones), so allow me to weigh in. The average erect male penis is somewhere between 5.2 and 5.5 inches in length. Anything over about 6.3 or 6.4 inches would put you in the top 5%. Nine inches would be somewhere around two or three people out of a thousand. Or fewer. Nine and a half (I love fractions) would put you well north of one in a thousand.

Rob is so 1 in a 1000 at so many things, it doesn't surprise me.

I had the misfortune of being on a high school cross-country team (yes, a pithy personal story) that showered together. Guys did that in the 70's (watch The White Shadow if you don't believe me). One guy on the team picked up women by whispering in their ear "I guarantee 7 by 2." He was more proud of the 2 than the 7, by the way. His brag was legit. During one excursion to Philly (yes, kewlj's stomping grounds), I heard a hooker tell him, "You're not putting that thing in me!" as they negotiated terms for various acts. Another member (see what I did there?) of the cross-country team was known simply as "Sequoia." He was bigger in a porn star sense than 7 by 2, but there is no substitute for width, so technically he wasn't "bigger" than the other guy.

Three years of showering with these guys left me feeling sorry for myself. There were just nine guys on the team, so I had no sense of distribution of such caliber weapons. It wasn't until years later that I realized I was "normal" -- well, a tad lengthier and a tad less circumference than usual -- and these guys had been rare specimens.

Now 9 1/2, that would be something.

Sounds like a topic for the Johnson City Italian Men's Book Club...

[pinchingyourballs]

The playbook from these troll types is just to talk over anyone challenging them, louder and more frequently. Someone points out the truth.....they will repeat their lies 10 times more.

Gotta wonder if they realize just how stupid they look?

Gotta say that coming back after starting a thread called "The end." looks stupider by far. I guess that one page where a bunch of people were talking about penises was just too irresistible.

[monet]

UNKewlJ is alive and lying still, on gamblingforums.com

I saw no lies there, just more of him correctly pointing out in detail what a lying bullshitter you are on these boards.

I guess guys like you just can't take criticism, eh?

Don't even waste your breath MrV. The fact are that I had a problem with blackjack claims that a person that posts at GF was making and has made for some time, concerning Don Schlesinger and the Illustrious 18 index plays that are generally credited to Schlesinger. The guys seems hell bent on tearing down Mr Schlesinger, in the same manner that Jstat tried to falsely do with Thorp. It is always about these guys trying to make a name for themselves, with false bullshit about other. Turns out that this particular guy is promoting a blackjack count that I have never heard of and promoting a book about his count that he self-published and sells on Amazon. I only learned this by finally googling the name of this count he constantly repeats, where I was taken to identical threads at both Norm's Forum and WoV, where he did the exact same thing and was banned at both sites.

So Mdawg who obsessively stalks me wherever I post, felt the need to hijack the discussion and inject him and his continuing trolling into it. THAT is all he does now is TROLL. He is an expert troller. We are long past any idea that he is an actual winning player. He is an expert troll and that is all. I don't think there is anyone left that doesn't recognize this on any forum. It's just fun for some of you to play along with his trolling, I guess.

But just in case there is, all you need to do is seriously answer one question: 2 different guys talk about their blackjack winning. Myself who for 20 years, 15 in Vegas has made a living and shares the ups and downs of doing so, the winning and losing, along with how I am able to do so, the techniques I use to be able to continue to play. And the second guy, Mdawg who tells you he wins, wins, wins, almost every day and casinos don't care.

THAT is all. Doesn't matter if you play blackjack or not, are an AP or not. Even a recreational infrequent gambler knows what he claims is nonsense. It is literally on the same level as Singers nonsense or EvenBob's roulette nonsense.

But that is not what you people led by Mdawg want to focus on. You want to talk about homelessness, and male prostitution, and oily surfboards, and any other lie made up from different things I have said all taken out of context.

And THAT is why I no longer care to be part of this forum and the childish claims and trolling. A little bit is fine, but when that is all it is, everything lies and trolling, what is the sense.

This was a courtesy response, mostly because of the mis-represented Don Schlesinger comments and situation. I wanted to set the record straight. But I will not respond to Mdawgs trolling and baiting further. The guy is a troll, an expert troll, if that is a feather he wants in his cap, but certainly not a winning blackjack player. And no matter how much he stalks me around the internet, it won't change that simple fact. He is an internet troll, not a winning player, doing anything that would result in him winning long-term.

Edit (add on) Half smoke, your comments were made after I began my post. Thank you. But same comment as to MrV. Don't waste your breath. The playbook from these troll types is just to talk over anyone challenging them, louder and more frequently. Someone points out the truth.....they will repeat their lies 10 times more.

TLDR but You're Back!
This Shit is Never gonna be THE END (sad face).

[DGenBen]

The playbook from these troll types is just to talk over anyone challenging them, louder and more frequently. Someone points out the truth.....they will repeat their lies 10 times more.

Gotta wonder if they realize just how stupid they look?

Gotta say that coming back after starting a thread called "The end." looks stupider by far. I guess that one page where a bunch of people were talking about penises was just too irresistible.

Winston Churchill said early in WW2 something like: “Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”

I think his quote applies here except for “the end of the beginning” part, because its not even that.

Maybe it’s the end of several ends and also the beginning of another infinite string of ends.

[jdog]

But I will not respond to Mdawgs trolling and baiting further.

But you ARE responding to his trolling?? Don't you see that?

Welcome back btw!

[Rob.Singer]

It should be more and more obvious--kew is so weak a person, so indecisive, so incapable, and he worries WAY too much about what others say about him, that it's virtually IMPOSSIBLE for this pathetic little lying twit to ever follow thru on doing what he says he'll do.

Add that into how he's literally been forced to watch and read about how strong Trump looks--even to the fairies and dykes on CNN and MSNBC--that he just cannot take any more humiliating defeats in his sad excuse of a life.

I don't "welcome him back" because he's just too weak of an individual for me. I have no respect for losers like him, who also needs to lie about every aspect of himself and his lackluster & meaningless life, just so he can cope with being the laughing stock of all forums by default.

[MDawg]

He'll be back soon, I give it 5 weeks max.

Four days.

Kew hasn't the strength of character nor any sort of ability to ever do what he says he's gonna do.

She’s an embarrassment an indecisive twit to end all indecisive twits.

Even UNKewlJ himself must realize that he's not right in the head, to say constantly that he will do this or that, and then stand by helplessly as he can't keep to any sort of resolve...about anything.

Can't you imagine this indecisive twit at the tables, putting one hand up to his face, the other propped against his side, and declaring in his high pitched whiny voice, "Well I just don't KNOWW if I should hit or stay?"

[accountinquestion]

That was no mere 10x multiplier.

20x

[MDawg]

And I gather it was written about me, and even I didn't read it, so I can't imagine anyone else did.