Originally Posted by
coach belly
Originally Posted by
MisterV
I cannot say other than HE thinks the brag would impress people
Well it's certainly made an impression on you.
If he told us he had a 4 inch dick, you wouldn't comment on it or keep bringing it up.
You sure are obsessed with 9.5 though. Why is that?
Maybe because it's more rare than a female with a 70-inch bosom?
My late wife was a physical anthropologist (a la Bones), so allow me to weigh in. The average erect male penis is somewhere between 5.2 and 5.5 inches in length. Anything over about 6.3 or 6.4 inches would put you in the top 5%. Nine inches would be somewhere around two or three people out of a thousand. Or fewer. Nine and a half (I love fractions) would put you well north of one in a thousand.
Rob is so 1 in a 1000 at so many things, it doesn't surprise me.
I had the misfortune of being on a high school cross-country team (yes, a pithy personal story) that showered together. Guys did that in the 70's (watch The White Shadow if you don't believe me). One guy on the team picked up women by whispering in their ear "I guarantee 7 by 2." He was more proud of the 2 than the 7, by the way. His brag was legit. During one excursion to Philly (yes, kewlj's stomping grounds), I heard a hooker tell him, "You're not putting that thing in me!" as they negotiated terms for various acts. Another member (see what I did there?) of the cross-country team was known simply as "Sequoia." He was bigger in a porn star sense than 7 by 2, but there is no substitute for width, so technically he wasn't "bigger" than the other guy.
Three years of showering with these guys left me feeling sorry for myself. There were just nine guys on the team, so I had no sense of distribution of such caliber weapons. It wasn't until years later that I realized I was "normal" -- well, a tad lengthier and a tad less circumference than usual -- and these guys had been rare specimens.
Now 9 1/2, that would be something.
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