Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[pinchingyourballs]

The next day, Axl, Billy, James, and Jimmy got up and ate Corn Pops cereal. They drank orange juice and water. They chatted for a while. Jimmy and James went back to sleep.

Meanwhile, Mike and Andy got up and ate bagels with cream cheese and lox. They drank lemonade and water.

Nice. Since Mike is secretly attracted to fruit, it's good that you didn't make him eat anything he might want to fuck later.

[MisterV]

Uh-oh...Mike and bagels go way back.

He fucked his first one while studying the Talmud at yeshiva: all that "god talk" really stirred his loins.

Lubed with cream cheese they almost beat melons...almost.



*porn pic:NSFW*

[pinchingyourballs]

Oh man that Mike is quite a character. I thought Axl was bad with all his farting and pretending to be a lawyer, but Mike and his sick food fetish is even worse. I cant believe Andy got a thing for him. Andy, girl, you need to run for the hills from this one. Tasha, why you tryna force a love story on Andy with this sick pervert Mike who fucks bagels and donuts and fruit?

[Tasha]

Oh man that Mike is quite a character. I thought Axl was bad with all his farting and pretending to be a lawyer, but Mike and his sick food fetish is even worse. I cant believe Andy got a thing for him. Andy, girl, you need to run for the hills from this one. Tasha, why you tryna force a love story on Andy with this sick pervert Mike who fucks bagels and donuts and fruit?

I didn't say that Mike fucks bagels, donuts, and fruit. YOU are the one who said that Mike fucks bagels, donuts, and fruit. And Mr. V went along with it.

[MisterV]

Yes, that is our doing but it was done only in aid of energizing your moribund tale of doppelgangers and time travel, two ostensibly interesting themes which you rarely if ever come back to.

Usually your cast of musical misfits are eating, sleeping, putting on bullet proof vests and motorcycle helmets, kissing one another (EWWW...gross) and of course chilling in their luxurious penthouse suite.

B-O-R-I-N-G.

For the good of the order I suggest you erase the rest of what you wrote and simply follow our lead and write new pages along those lines.

Who knows...Random House might offer you a book deal.

Start your next chapter as follows:

"It was a dark and stormy night when Axl fell through the ancient wooden floor of the outhouse and discovered the true meaning of the phrase "up to your neck in shit."

[pinchingyourballs]

Oh man that Mike is quite a character. I thought Axl was bad with all his farting and pretending to be a lawyer, but Mike and his sick food fetish is even worse. I cant believe Andy got a thing for him. Andy, girl, you need to run for the hills from this one. Tasha, why you tryna force a love story on Andy with this sick pervert Mike who fucks bagels and donuts and fruit?

I didn't say that Mike fucks bagels, donuts, and fruit. YOU are the one who said that Mike fucks bagels, donuts, and fruit. And Mr. V went along with it.

Where are you going with the Andy-Mike thing? Half the members of Cake cream are already gay, you're going to make it a majority? Gay romance is a legit genre, just surprised that someone who writes in this genre (you) also pretends to be asexual.

[Tasha]

Yes, that is our doing but it was done only in aid of energizing your moribund tale of doppelgangers and time travel, two ostensibly interesting themes which you rarely if ever come back to.

Usually your cast of musical misfits are eating, sleeping, putting on bullet proof vests and motorcycle helmets, kissing one another (EWWW...gross) and of course chilling in their luxurious penthouse suite.

B-O-R-I-N-G.

For the good of the order I suggest you erase the rest of what you wrote and simply follow our lead and write new pages along those lines.

Who knows...Random House might offer you a book deal.

Start your next chapter as follows:

"It was a dark and stormy night when Axl fell through the ancient wooden floor of the outhouse and discovered the true meaning of the phrase "up to your neck in shit."

To be fair, there were pretty exciting Chapters such as Axl getting shot multiple times saving Billy from getting shot multiple times, James having sex with Allison, Jimmy's Girlfriend, Cake Cream and Axl nearly getting bombed, Billy's house burning down, Allison accusing Jimmy and James of rape, Mike being accused of sexual assault and being called a Rapist, the Mark Riley Saga, Andy stealing 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream, Andy trying to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000, etc.

[Tasha]

Oh man that Mike is quite a character. I thought Axl was bad with all his farting and pretending to be a lawyer, but Mike and his sick food fetish is even worse. I cant believe Andy got a thing for him. Andy, girl, you need to run for the hills from this one. Tasha, why you tryna force a love story on Andy with this sick pervert Mike who fucks bagels and donuts and fruit?

I didn't say that Mike fucks bagels, donuts, and fruit. YOU are the one who said that Mike fucks bagels, donuts, and fruit. And Mr. V went along with it.

Where are you going with the Andy-Mike thing? Half the members of Cake cream are already gay, you're going to make it a majority? Gay romance is a legit genre, just surprised that someone who writes in this genre (you) also pretends to be asexual.

I am giving Mike more read time so to speak because I realized Mike doesn't really DO anything important He's usually in the background despite being the LEAD SINGER of Cake Cream. I would say stuff like," Andy and Axl had a bitter conversation about Andy stealing money from Cake Cream and trying to sell out Axl. Mike said, "Andy, you shouldn't have done that." Mike was the Character I wrote the least about and I actually wrote something like,"Mike doesn't have a lot of stage presence despite being the Lead Singer of Cake Cream. Truth is, I just got lazy with the Mike character until a little while ago where I make Mike a much more focused character like the Mike Smith Vs Rebecca Martin Chapters. And the Chapter where Axl realizes that Mike and he NEVER spent any alone time together and I gave him and Mike a Boy's day out chapter. I am now giving Mike and Andy focused Chapters.

Here are the Gay characters in Cake Cream. Axl, Andy, Billy.

Here are the Straight characters in Cake Cream. James, Jimmy, Mike.

[pinchingyourballs]

Here are the Gay characters in Cake Cream. Axl, Andy, Billy.

Here are the Straight characters in Cake Cream. James, Jimmy, Mike.

What instruments does each one play? Have you considered enriching your fan fic tale by making some original cover art for their various albums?

[MisterV]

Hey, wait a minute...if Cake Cream is based on Guns 'n Roses, shouldn't Axl be lead singer and not Mike?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

[Tasha]

Hey, wait a minute...if Cake Cream is based on Guns 'n Roses, shouldn't Axl be lead singer and not Mike?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

No, Cake Cream ISN'T based on Guns N'Roses, in the first Fictional Axl Rose story, I heavily said that Cake Cream was the new Guns N'Roses, and at first in the Fictional Axl Rose sequel I also said that Cake Cream was the new Guns N'Roses, but I actually felt that they are the new Beatles and changed it to the new Beatles. I think that because Axl first saw Cake Cream doing the opening act for Guns N'Roses, he automatically assumed that Cake Cream was the new Guns N'Roses(I personally think that ANY Band that opened for Guns N'Roses Axl would have assumed were the new Guns N'Roses)but in actuality, Cake Cream doesn't really act like Guns N'Roses, they act more like The Beatles. Wild Water is actually the new Guns N'Roses, and I made Wild Water join Guns N'Roses and become Wild Guns.

[MisterV]

So...what exactly does Axl DO?

Sing?

Play, and if he plays, what instrument?

[Tasha]

So...what exactly does Axl DO?

Sing?

Play, and if he plays, what instrument?

Axl is the Lead Protagonist of my Fictional Axl Rose stories. He does MANY of the things in both of my Fictional Axl Rose stories. He's Cake Cream's Former Lawyer, he's their Power Of Attorney, their Manager, their Mentor, their Secondary Singer.

[MisterV]

He's their "secondary singer?"

Baloney.

Axl is the lead singer and lyricist for GnR: why mess with success?

Really, what could you possibly hope to gain or prove by altering reality so despicably?

Shame on you: they should deny you the ability to visit the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, and bar you from all Hard Rock casinos.

Sacrilege!

[Tasha]

He's their "secondary singer?"

Baloney.

Axl is the lead singer and lyricist for GnR: why mess with success?

Really, what could you possibly hope to gain or prove by altering reality so despicably?

Shame on you: they should deny you the ability to visit the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, and bar you from all Hard Rock casinos.

Sacrilege!

Mike is the Lead Singer of Cake Cream and Axl is the Secondary/Backing Singer for Cake Cream. Nothing wrong with that.

[MisterV]

Mike is the Lead Singer of Cake Cream and Axl is the Secondary/Backing Singer for Cake Cream. Nothing wrong with that.

[pinchingyourballs]

Axl is backing vocals because he got throat cancer from fellating too many hobos. Okay, now that I've patched one of the holes in this story I would like a run down of each member's contribution. Who plays the electric violin? Don't tell me you don't have a violinist.

[Tasha]

Here is the Cake Cream Band

Mike. Lead Singer

Axl. Secondary/Backing Singer

Billy. Drummer

Andy. Keyboardist

James. Lead Guitar

Jimmy. Rhythm Guitar/Bass Guitar.

[MisterV]

Karen, your big mistake in this saga was the creation of Cake Cream.

Axl should be playing in GnR, not a group of OCD pansies, queers and clueless dolts.

I've attempted to ameliorate the horror via introducing the reader to DQ strawberry blizzards but alas, I fear the damage has been done.

Your story is about as bad as it gets...truly dreadfull.

But hey, keep it up: we enjoy lampooning you and your excretory bit of creative writing.

[pinchingyourballs]

Here is the Cake Cream Band

Mike. Lead Singer

Axl. Secondary/Backing Singer

Billy. Drummer

Andy. Keyboardist

James. Lead Guitar

Jimmy. Rhythm Guitar/Bass Guitar.

Mike: Vocals
Axl: Harmonica
Bill: Bongos
Andy: Accordion
James: Violin
Jimmy: Banjo