Maybe Uncle Joe can convince Hunter to shoot him, too, in the ear, but with a BB gun not an AR-15, and thus gain sympathy for the alleged "assassination attempt."

Normally it would be tough to pull this off, what with Joe having Secret Service protection, but given their recent performance in Butler they'd likely miss seeing (let alone stopping) a cement mixer speeding full bore toward our fearless leader.

Heck, Hunter was his dad's bag man before so why not be his "attempted assassin" next?

Whatever it takes for the Biden clan to retain power...hello "sympathy."