Originally Posted by
AxelWolf
whatever papperwork I got from the hospital
If you have papperwork from a hospital, and it says "cuff", then why did you post "cup"? There's no pronunciation involved in transcription, that claim is a diversion, and the details of your story don't add up.
As for a wager...there's no point, you don't trust anyone to produce legitimate written proof (anything can be faked - that's your motto) so why would anyone trust you?
If it's so much trouble to verify your ridiculous story that you need to be paid for it, that just means you value money more than credibility.
It's clear that all of your adventures cannot begin to mitigate the paramount failure of your life.