Oops, I made a mistake!

[MisterV]

So do you consider yourself bisexual?

Not me, I'm bipedal.

Thanks for asking though, it takes courage to ask such poignant questions.

[MDawg]

UNKewlJ is verifiably doing nuttin' other than a lil red to green play as cover for sugar daddy plays, now he's segueing into fantasy sports betting after giving up on the blackjack fables.

It is about you lying constantly !!!!

This whole math thing. Let me tell you something, Kewl. To the sharper people on here it becomes increasingly apparently that you based you whole facade around being believable. Where the math "works". When you're in a really bad spot you fall back on the "why don't you believe me because the math works". It is sad. I'm not sure what drives you to continue with this charade.

Anyone thinking I am bullying this dude REMEMBER he just threatened to dox someone. In addition, even though he calls people "sand n" when it suits him - he threatened to call the local news station to put pressure on Druff.

Kewl, the improbability of what all you have claimed is 0. Absolutely 0. This is why we get annoyed with you. Go find some other forum to give everyone gambling advice. JFC

Not only can't she give the forums a break (after vowing to stay away umpteen times) but she also can't help but lie, constantly, even when nothing is going on, not even male prostitution, which the word on the street says has been going soft for UNKewlJ lately too.

Meantime, the casino related Adventures of MDawg will continue, whenever I am inside a casino playing.

[jdog]

My detractors are 100% free to prove me wrong. No one has. No one can.

Well we also can't prove you don't have a vagina either. So probably not a lot of value in those statements.

I go days without reading anything else, and weeks without responding to any of it. THAT is how much it bothers or means to me.

It seems you have been spending less time here... good for you!

[MDawg]

She's biting her nails and trying her damnedest to not 10X Multipler after 10X Multiplier, with at best, qualified, success.

I go days without reading anything else!

Exactly.

The proof of mental illness however, is that she thinks she's been other than outed more than outed as a proven and admitted liar. Such is the nature of the sociopathic liar....

Kewl you've made a joke of yourself. I don't know why you expect anything less.

It is rather fascinating (and entertaining) to watch someone so hopelessly lost. Cheap, almost free (does cost a little time spent) entertainment.

He would be a fascinating person to watch on something like Soft White Underbelly. Seeing him out of character explaining what led him to be Kewl. Ultimately he is harmless as rationally you have to stop taking him as a serious person.

[MisterV]

Counselor, counselor...how unbecoming of you, a member of the California bar...calling an avowed homosexual "she" and "her" in order to slur your detractor.

What's next, kicking the canes out from old people?

Taking candy from babies?

Beating your wife?

[MDawg]

Beating your wife?

When did you stop?

[MisterV]

Beating your wife?

When did you stop?

If you really MUST use that joke, at least say it correctly... it goes

"Have you stopped beating your wife?"

The "joke" of course is that either a "yes" or "no" includes an admission that you're a wife beater.

[accountinquestion]

Beating your wife?

When did you stop?

If you really MUST use that joke, at least say it correctly... it goes

"Have you stopped beating your wife?"

The "joke" of course is that either a "yes" or "no" includes an admission that you're a wife beater.

No one else thought it was a joke...

[Rob.Singer]

It's obvious how kew is coming apart at the seams over mdawg's relentless-- but truthful and very much deserved--pounding into the ground of this lying online character with no life to speak of. Whenever kew starts whining about how mdawg or anyone else "lies" then you know the weak projection is in full swing.

I especially enjoy seeing kew's desperation level going into the red whenever he feels his lies aren't being believed, and how he's having a whole lotta trouble convincing others about anything.

V....you're really enjoying his suffering also, right? I mean, c-mon....you serve as fuel to make him keep looking more foolish. Kudos sir!

It is almost funny to read Rob's delusions. What he wants to be instead of what is. How he thinks or wants everyone to be bothered by this or that or jealous of him, which no one is. Funny for about a minute, and then just sad.

I don't care what someone like a Rob Singer, a has been of a never was, thinks. I really don't. Ditto for this dawg person. And I am quite sure MrV doesn't care either. Druff allowed these trolls to take over this forum, which killed it beyond anything but a troll forum that people visit for an occasional laugh.

Although I visit the forum almost daily to see if Druff or Monet has posted any sports picks that I want to tag along with, I go days without reading anything else, and weeks without responding to any of it. THAT is how much it bothers or means to me.

And really, I visit looking for sports picks to tag along with, but the reality is that I do just as well with my own picks, which I make from a variety of angles. I am running about 53% for the year, when all I need is 50% or even slightly less, to make money with the bonuses.

Just to infuriate the haters, this year has already become my best year EVER as an AP. Happened over a month ago, while there was still a quarter of the year to go. And the best part is that only slightly more than 25% of that is from my traditional casino blackjack play. More than 50% from sports betting which I don't even need to be in Vegas to do. (except the circa account for some reason). I have a total of 5 different streams of income from different AP play. I'm not just a card counter, grinding Vegas casinos anymore.

Now if I decide to post and engage with these fools (feed the trolls), it is for entertainment purposes, usually on a weekend day while I am watching sports. It is fun to read them tell me what I am so bothered by and all there other complete delusions about not just me, but MrV and others who are only here to laugh at them.

Good stuff!!

Translation: "HELP PEOPLE!!--These guys have completely undressed me for the phony I really am, and if someone doesn't step in SOON to help my lies to be believed, I'm gonna hang myself!!"

Pure fucking gold.....

[MDawg]

Rob, you certainly have the UNKOOL1 number though, you have him pegged !

[MisterV]

When did you stop?

If you really MUST use that joke, at least say it correctly... it goes

"Have you stopped beating your wife?"

The "joke" of course is that either a "yes" or "no" includes an admission that you're a wife beater.

No one else thought it was a joke...

Yeah, you're probably right...he keeps beating her, even when she doesn't deserve it.

Sadists do what sadists do.

Thanks for clarifying.

[SLaPiNFuNK]

[Rob.Singer]

6/5 BP with the progressive royal at only $7k? Yikes! About a 98.4% game when it was hit.

[SLaPiNFuNK]

6/5 BP with the progressive royal at only $7k? Yikes! About a 98.4% game when it was hit.

I know I lost thousands in ev.

I couldn't let that progressive go I had to throw a few hundred in and try to hit it.

[SLaPiNFuNK]

6/5 BP with the progressive royal at only $7k? Yikes! About a 98.4% game when it was hit.

So my thoughts on 6/5 BP not that anyone cares...

It is only ONE hand that is sacrificed. I don't get that many full houses. I put on just under 10,000 points while doing this meaning I put $5,000 coin in at this place. So 1000 hands of Video Poker.

Hands to note:

Dealt 4 x 10's
Dealt 4 x Queens's
4 x Deuces
4 x Aces
4 x 5's
4 x Jacks

I think maybe 25-30 total full houses? I did try counting...

Flushes / Straights / 2-Pairs all pay the same as a full pay 8/5 game...

I do make one adjustment to my game playing 6/5 Bonus... That is, if I'm dealt AAAXX Full-house I go for the 4-Aces. Didn't hit this time.

If I did get 30 full houses, that means I got shorted 300 credits = $300.

Sacrifice for the extra $2200 on the royal I suppose...

[mickeycrimm]

Mdawg, you can troll and play your games until the cows come home (again), but it doesn't change the fact that almost everything you claim is voodoo, or defies reality (the math and the way casinos work). You are a guy telling a story, a fiction story...nothing more. And all your name calling and attacks can't and won't change that.

People can say what they want about me (and do), believe what they want about me (and they do), but nothing I have ever said about blackjack and what I do defied the math or the way things work. As a matter of fact, players playing blackjack that listened to me, and specifically when I explained how I do different things and why, geared toward my primary goal at the time of longevity, would have benefited and I know some have.

But not a damn person anywhere has ever benefited from a single voodoo nonsense thing someone like you or Singer has ever said. Like me or not....for whatever reason....THAT is the difference.

Technically, kewlJ is incorrect (my brain is fried from memorizing stats for hours, so I'll take a break to chime in). I have pointed out how he is wrong vis-a-vis this stuff, but he refuses to acknowledge the flaws in his Singer storyline.

God forbid I espouse Singerian "wisdom," but I've made these points before.

(1) If you ignore the vp alleged analytics of Mr. Singer, and simply take his general recommendations at face value (hosts are evil creatures, you need to be able to get up instantly from playing, playing any casino game to get bonuses is wrong, sitting at a vp machine or casino table for hours on end in a smoke-filled casino is health-wise dumb, and so on), they make plenty of sense. Playing an alleged positive EV game that gives you emphysema is not positive EV. You lose hours, you pay physical and medical prices, and you never really know what the cost will be long-term, so parading what you are doing in-the-now as "+EV" is borderline nuts. You may wind up on oxygen 20 years hence. His harping on addiction, whether it's his opinion or speaking from his personal experience or both, is helpful.

(2) Specifically, from a comps perspective, the way Singer played video poker with his level jumping and superficial whackjob-ism, undoubtedly gets you more comps and more notice than playing like a pro. It's conceivable that he gets categorized in a completely different, player-friendly way than any AP, and if the bulk of play is at low levels, then he may be doing as well from a Pyrrhic perspective (sacrifice some cash to get mega-comps) as classic low-level video poker APs. It's almost a bizarro Max Rubin kind of thing.

Back to work. carry on.

But sitting in smoke filled sports books was good for your health.

[mickeycrimm]

Red, are you forgetting that at times Singer said or alluded to that he didn't play rated. Didn't want or need points and multiplier days. He won by his SPS and "special plays". Are you forgetting that, because now you are making him out to be some sort of comp hustling genius. Somebody either Singer, or you on his behalf is revising and re-telling the stories.

And yes...STOP distracting me. I am trying to get my sports picks all organized for the weekend. Can't make some of them until this evening (half juice Friday evening), but try to get the work done ahead of time.

Singer has maintained for 20 years that playing for comps is stupid. I’ve always agreed with that even when we were feuding.

[mickeycrimm]

Red, are you forgetting that at times Singer said or alluded to that he didn't play rated. Didn't want or need points and multiplier days. He won by his SPS and "special plays". Are you forgetting that, because now you are making him out to be some sort of comp hustling genius. Somebody either Singer, or you on his behalf is revising and re-telling the stories.

And yes...STOP distracting me. I am trying to get my sports picks all organized for the weekend. Can't make some of them until this evening (half juice Friday evening), but try to get the work done ahead of time.

I haven't forgotten anything. To claim that Singer went unrated is somewhat silly, both silly for Singer and silly for you. His smiling face was on the cover of Gaming Today half the issues for about a decade. That means his countenance was seen every week by literally tens of thousands of people in every casino and especially every sports book. If people didn't know who he was, then that's on them.

And before you try to make the argument that but, but, but Singer said he wasn't rated, you should realize that it doesn't matter if he plugged his card in or not. Those were the days of discretionary comps. Whether he had his card in or not was largely irrelevant.

And before you tell me that I'm wrong, please bear in mind that I was getting probably three-quarters of my comps at the time via discretionary. So yeah, all I had to do was ask, card or not. People had some idea who I was.

And I also realize that what I just wrote kind of undermines the entire man-about-town, under-the-radar vibe kewlJ tries to maintain vis-a-vis his blackjack playing. Again, Las Vegas is largely like Cheers....everybody knows your name, or if not your name, your story. So hard to walk into a place after 10 years and claim you're The Chameleon (that's a reference for really old Spider-Man fans).

Ever since the cards came out a machine player ain’t getting Jack shit for comps if he don’t use a card. Also, it takes a casino host to write discretionary. As an advantage player do I want to die a quick death? I’ll just go get a casino host. My card benefits will be wiped out lickedy split.

Ditz, get it thru your brain dead head that casino hosts are trained to cull out AP’s.