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    Hi, I win roulette.

    Bout you ?

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    Joe Quackier is not a bot.
    Druff, let us know when you receive redietz’ credit score.

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    Originally Posted by joe croupier View Post
    Hi, I win roulette.

    Bout you ?
    I lose at slots...usually, but not always.

    Thanks for asking and making me feel like a damned fool for playing negative expectation games.
    What, Me Worry?

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    Originally Posted by joe croupier View Post
    Hi, I win roulette.

    Bout you ?
    I don’t win at roulette but I win BIG whenever I visit your mums house

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    To this day I wonder if I'd inadvertently fucked a tranny?

    Many years ago I picked up a cute chick at the local bar: very pretty, nice full tits, round ass, no body hair.

    In the sack I noticed her pussy wasn' normal, it was real shallow; when asked she said something about having had issues and then surgery in Alaska.

    I wonder about it because she said she's in a custody battle with a tranny with whom she'd lived.

    Whatever...but I kinda miss her: best blow jobs I ever got...simply stunning: amazing what people can accomplish if they simply put their mind (and mouth) to the task.
    What, Me Worry?

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    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    To this day I wonder if I'd inadvertently fucked a tranny?

    Many years ago I picked up a cute chick at the local bar: very pretty, nice full tits, round ass, no body hair.

    In the sack I noticed her pussy wasn' normal, it was real shallow; when asked she said something about having had issues and then surgery in Alaska.

    I wonder about it because she said she's in a custody battle with a tranny with whom she'd lived.

    Whatever...but I kinda miss her: best blow jobs I ever got...simply stunning: amazing what people can accomplish if they simply put their mind (and mouth) to the task.
    That is quite a lovely & touching story

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    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    To this day I wonder if I'd inadvertently fucked a tranny?

    Many years ago I picked up a cute chick at the local bar: very pretty, nice full tits, round ass, no body hair.

    In the sack I noticed her pussy wasn' normal, it was real shallow; when asked she said something about having had issues and then surgery in Alaska.

    I wonder about it because she said she's in a custody battle with a tranny with whom she'd lived.

    Whatever...but I kinda miss her: best blow jobs I ever got...simply stunning: amazing what people can accomplish if they simply put their mind (and mouth) to the task.
    I have to venture downtown for an errand tomorrow. Do you mind if I print this out on leaflets to leave on park benches? What pen name should I attribute it to?

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    ok, so when you've all finished talking like morons, I'm not a bot i'm god, god joe to you guys ha ha !!

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    Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    Joe Quackier is not a bot.
    not you again :/ are you stalking me or generally love me ?

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    Originally Posted by joe croupier View Post
    ok, so when you've all finished talking like morons, I'm not a bot i'm god, god joe to you guys ha ha !!
    God doesn’t play roulette. Only fags do.

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    Originally Posted by joe croupier View Post
    ok, so when you've all finished talking like morons, I'm not a bot i'm god, god joe to you guys ha ha !!
    You must be new if you think we'll be done talking about trannies, bots, park benches, fags, or shitting on the floor of chicken joints any time soon.

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    Hey Joe...where you going with that gun in your hand?
    What, Me Worry?

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    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    Hey Joe...where you going with that gun in your hand?
    I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady, Bitch been messing round with another man.

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    Originally Posted by DGenBen View Post
    God doesn’t play roulette. Only fags do.
    Roulette is easy lol, You have much to learn from me.

    I spun my 1st wheel at 8yrs old, went to my 1st casino at 11yrs old, got trained to be a croupier at 25yrs old, did you mom at 28yrs old, and sat down about 20yrs ago with a pen and a piece of paper to track roulette spins and numbers to try find the worlds best bet.

    I succeeded more than once.

    One of my strategies is ranked number 1 over about 110 other youtube strategies and has been number 1 for a year now, they guy says it probably won't be beaten.


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    Originally Posted by joe croupier View Post
    Originally Posted by DGenBen View Post
    God doesn’t play roulette. Only fags do.
    Roulette is easy lol, You have much to learn from me.

    I spun my 1st wheel at 8yrs old, went to my 1st casino at 11yrs old, got trained to be a croupier at 25yrs old, did you mom at 28yrs old, and sat down about 20yrs ago with a pen and a piece of paper to track roulette spins and numbers to try find the worlds best bet.

    I succeeded more than once.

    One of my strategies is ranked number 1 over about 110 other youtube strategies and has been number 1 for a year now, they guy says it probably won't be beaten.

    You must be a winning roulette player.

    You do the same thing all winning roulette, baccarat, craps, etc. players do.

    Instead of going off & spending all your time printing free money & then enjoying it, you seem to spend most of your time promoting your roulette system.

    There must be something inherently altruistic in all people who can beat roulette, baccarat, etc. as they always prefer to share it with others instead of just going off & printing money.

    Also the part of the brain responsible for being able to beat these types of games must be the same part of the brain responsible for making you being born a homosexual since these two things almost always go hand in hand.

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    Originally Posted by DGenBen View Post
    Originally Posted by joe croupier View Post
    Originally Posted by DGenBen View Post
    God doesn’t play roulette. Only fags do.
    Roulette is easy lol, You have much to learn from me.

    I spun my 1st wheel at 8yrs old, went to my 1st casino at 11yrs old, got trained to be a croupier at 25yrs old, did you mom at 28yrs old, and sat down about 20yrs ago with a pen and a piece of paper to track roulette spins and numbers to try find the worlds best bet.

    I succeeded more than once.

    One of my strategies is ranked number 1 over about 110 other youtube strategies and has been number 1 for a year now, they guy says it probably won't be beaten.

    You must be a winning roulette player.

    You do the same thing all winning roulette, baccarat, craps, etc. players do.

    Instead of going off & spending all your time printing free money & then enjoying it, you seem to spend most of your time promoting your roulette system.

    There must be something inherently altruistic in all people who can beat roulette, baccarat, etc. as they always prefer to share it with others instead of just going off & printing money.

    Also the part of the brain responsible for being able to beat these types of games must be the same part of the brain responsible for making you being born a homosexual since these two things almost always go hand in hand.
    I was also skeptical at first, but if you look closely you'll notice that particular youtube channel has the word "science" in its name. This indicates it is legit.

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    Hiya joe, I see what ya know...now it's off to the casino I go...

    But seriously, have you considered self-publishing a limited number of books outlining your strategy and marketing your wit and wisdom at $500 per copy?

    Is so, you have competition from a cat-fondling recluse in western Michigan...not that he's a threat, just more of a chancre sore on your hopes and dreams.

    Go get 'em Tiger.
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    ^^^ every post above is wrong apart from mine, mass delusional assumptions, complete 100% judgement, and to be kind, a little dumb.

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