How many TIMES are you going to rehash the story about you getting in trouble for asking STRANGERS to play on your Players Club Card at the CASINO, or the story about you scamming BINGO with USED cards that Casino Staff did not bother to check????????

Did Boz, V, and Singer not call you RETARD enough times the first few times you regaled us with these tales? Did the tingly sensation wear off and now you ANOTHER fix of them calling you RETARD?

Why don't you PM them to beg for a loan? That will really get them fired up to call you a Retard so you can feel the tinglies again. Or make up a new story about doing something 'tarded at the Casino. Doesn't even have to be true. Here's one you could try:

"I was at the Casino and I overheard another patron say something like 'That guy over there looks like 1986 Axl Rose.' to his friend. And the person's friend replied something like 'We should go over there and ask him if he knows that he looks like 1986 Axl Rose.' And since I thought I had an opening to make some new Casino Friends, I interrupted their conversation and said that I had written an ENTIRE Fan Fiction story about 1986 Axl Rose time traveling to meet present day Axl Rose. But they gave me dirty look and said something like 'I can't believe you just eavesdropped and interrupted our PRIVATE conversation to tell us about a story you wrote online.' As I was about to say SORRY for interrupting their PRIVATE conversation, the person they were talking about came over and said something like 'I can't believe the three of you are talking about me behind my back. I am very aware that I look like 1986 Axl Rose and I don't APPRECIATE people commenting on it behind my back.' But then I corrected him saying that I wasn't actually the one talking about him, I was just eavesdropping on the other two talking about him. But the guy who looked like Axl Rose did not care for my very helpful explanation of the situation and he called security and then the THREE of us were thrown out of the Casino for hassling another patron due to him looking like 1986 Axl Rose. As I was sitting outside waiting for my Uber, the other two said to me something like 'Thanks a lot for getting us all thrown out of the Casino. If you hadn't interrupted our PRIVATE conversation about that man who looks like Axl Rose we could all be blowing our paychecks on Video Poker.' Personally I think those two patrons were overreacting to my eavesdropping and interrupting their conversation because I was just TRYING to make new Casino Friends."