Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
Speaking of such things, my disablied Vietnam vet buddy told me of a peculiar yet fun thing he and a couple buddies from his high school football team used to do: they'd go "brooming."

Brooming involved driving in the Portland ghetto at night looking for black folk on the side of the road: the goal was to lean out of the moving car, extend a broom, and smack them upside their nappy 'do or black ass.

He loved it.
When people thank him for his service, he asks which one, the war or brooming.