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[monet]

Games/Matchups not so great today.
It's like the other Islander day when I lost 300.
Nothing special here.
No edge.
Dey give me no nutrients. (Nacho Libre Quote)
Devils got to have a breakout game one of these days.
Fuck.
And the Bruins Suck.

Devils Puck Line
Ducks Money Line or Puck Line
I guess.
Probably better to just let this day go.
Just looking at these 4 games makes me want to puke.
Blah.
Terrible day.
Put 10 bucks on it.

Nothing great about Thursday either, except, maybe, the Leafs but you won't get great odds.

[monet]

Games/Matchups not so great today.
It's like the other Islander day when I lost 300.
Nothing special here.
No edge.
Dey give me no nutrients. (Nacho Libre Quote)
Devils got to have a breakout game one of these days.
Fuck.
And the Bruins Suck.

Devils Puck Line
Ducks Money Line or Puck Line
I guess.
Probably better to just let this day go.
Just looking at these 4 games makes me want to puke.
Blah.
Terrible day.
Put 10 bucks on it.

Nothing great about Thursday either, except, maybe, the Leafs but you won't get great odds.

Devils Cover the Puck Line 5-3
Ducks are up 1-0 at the End of the First.
I didn't get any bets down.
I never left the house today.
My loss.

[monet]

2 Teamer
Tampa Puck Line
Leafs Puck Line

Don't Fucking Jinx Me VCT!
I didn't make the bet yesterday and would have won.
Today I made the bet.

Bonus Picks
Buffalo Money Line
Blues Money Line or Puck Line

I don't see how the predators keep it up after beating the Canes 3-1 last night.
I mean they could, but like I said before. the Blues are hot right now.
Fuck the Pens, that's why Buffalo.
Oh, and Buffalo is at home.

[monet]

I can't even blame the Sharks for this stupid game.
The Fucking Leafs are high on drugs.

[monet]

Tomorrow easy enough.
Panthers and Canes playing two slumping teams, on a back-to-back, at home.
Knights are coming on strong at the end of the season.
Got to take them against the Hawks no matter what.
I like Lose-A-Peg, at home, over Lucifer.

Panthers Puck Line
Canes Puck Line
Knights Puck Line
Jets Puck Line

[monet]

Tomorrow easy enough.
Panthers and Canes playing two slumping teams, on a back-to-back, at home.
Knights are coming on strong at the end of the season.
Got to take them against the Hawks no matter what.
I like Lose-A-Peg, at home, over Lucifer.

Panthers Puck Line
Canes Puck Line
Knights Puck Line
Jets Puck Line

That Panther game was dumb.
You get six power plays; you should cover the puck line.
Whatever.

Panthers Win 2-1 (Did not Cover the Puck Line).
Canes Win and Cover 4-1.
Jets Win and Cover 4-0.
Knights Win and Cover 5-3.

3-1 on the day against the Puck Line
4-0 against the Money Line, not that I posted to take the Money Line.
You got to kind of figure that shit out for yourself.

[monet]

Well, what the hell.
Ride her till she bucks ya... or don't ride at all!

Blues MONEY LINE +170 to +175 currently.

Wild Puck Line
Knights Puck Line
Senators Puck Line
Red Wings Puck Line
Oilers Puck Line
Rangers Puck Line
Stars Puck Line

[monet]

I bet 800 bucks on the Blues.
Not bad at +175!
1400 bucks is 1400 bucks.
Am I right or am I right, right, right.

[monet]

The only losing team was the Wild as they lost 5-2 to the Devils.
3-4 against the Puck Line.
7-1 against the Money Line

Blues Win 2-1
Knights Win 3-1
Senators Win 3-2
Red Wings Win 2-1
Oilers Win 3-2 OT
Rangers Win 6-1
Stars Win 5-1

[monet]

3/30/25

Getting tired of posting picks.
It feels like work at this point.
Anyways, I like the Home Teams tomorrow.
Not Great Lines but the matchups are just good.

You'll probably have to put most of them on the puck line.
Money Line Parlays could make sense.
You'll have to figure it out on your own.
I've shown you the blueprint.
I keep showing you the blueprint.

Panthers
Capitals
Jets
Canes
Kings

[monet]

3/30/25

Getting tired of posting picks.
It feels like work at this point.
Anyways, I like the Home Teams tomorrow.
Not Great Lines but the matchups are just good.

You'll probably have to put most of them on the puck line.
Money Line Parlays could make sense.
You'll have to figure it out on your own.
I've shown you the blueprint.
I keep showing you the blueprint.

Panthers
Capitals
Jets
Canes
Kings

3-2 on the day against both Lines.
3 in a row on the later games.
That's significant.

Today...

Flyers Money Line or Puck Line
Wild Money Line - Revenge Game
Avalanche Puck Line
Stars Puck Line

[SoccerPredictions]

+175 on the moneyline?
Pinny closed at 3.40 for the Blues, +240 American.
It seems to me that you left a lot of money on the table.

[monet]

+175 on the moneyline?
Pinny closed at 3.40 for the Blues, +240 American.
It seems to me that you left a lot of money on the table.

I sleep on a bed of hundred dollar bills.

[theywontpayontuesday]

Can't you cash them at the kiosks by depositing them then going to the counter saying oopsie cash this ticket or sell them to a compadre?

[monet]

Can't you cash them at the kiosks by depositing them then going to the counter saying oopsie cash this ticket or sell them to a compadre?

You make a valid point.
I guess I could cash at the kiosk for a voucher.
But not sure how it's going to look.
Vouchers would be like $1913.56.
Or $1324.78.
I don't think they are gonna say anything, but it looks odd having change when you can't put change in the kiosk.
I don't really have any compadres, nor would I want to sell tickets.
They got to pay the tickets.
They could change the rules or bar me, but I doubt it.
Who cares about someone betting hundreds of parlays??
Everyone knows you can't beat paralys.
Some Casinos don't blink at cashing over 100k.
Other Casinos are goofy about anything over 2k.
I prefer cashing at the cage after hours.
I cash about 6 to 8 tickets per day, per casino.
If I have a lot of winning tickets.
I mean they are good for 1 year.
If you cash over 3k at some joints, they get all squirrelly and call in the manager.
Under 2k, they just pay.
I figured them out when they started putting in these stupid kiosks.
I don't like the kiosks, but I do like that it never says no to a bet.
It just keeps spitting out the tickets.

[monet]

NO... I do not want to use my Players Card!
Every single time from these Fuckers.
Stop asking.

[SoccerPredictions]

+175 on the moneyline?
Pinny closed at 3.40 for the Blues, +240 American.
It seems to me that you left a lot of money on the table.

I sleep on a bed of hundred dollar bills.

My bad. Checked the wrong market.

[monet]

Today...

Flyers Money Line or Puck Line
Wild Money Line - Revenge Game
Avalanche Puck Line
Stars Puck Line

Flyers win 2-1
Devils Win 3-2 S/O
Avalanche Lose 3-2 S/O
Stars Win 3-1 (ENG)

I bailed out with a small profit on the day as the Stars hit the Empty Netter, for a Straight Bet, against the Puck Line. All parlays got killed. Had some good chances with the Flyers and an Empty Netter. AV's were dominating till they decided to let off the gas. Wild looked horrible. No gas in the tank at all. I knew they were dead in OT cause... no legs. Even the Refs couldn't win it for them as the Shoot Out was lobsided. Stars continue to dominate the Kraken.

[monet]

April Fools Day

Capitals Puck Line
Blues Puck Line
Knights Puck Line +155
Ducks Puck Line +130

Bonus Bet
Utah Puck Line +140

[The Boz]

April Fools Day

Capitals Puck Line
Blues Puck Line
Knights Puck Line +155
Ducks Puck Line +130

Bonus Bet
Utah Puck Line +140

Nice 0-4 for the fat fuck, but I’m sure we will now hear he bet them straight and still won.

This fuck shows DAILY why having the bankroll to bet games straight and avoiding parlays is the way to go. But no different than Tasha, he’s reaching for the stars trying to change his life. The books smile when he waddles in daily.