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Karen, perhaps you should throw a monkey wrench into your Great American Novel: have all the members of Cake Cream develop testicular cancer and have their testes surgically removed due to long term exposure to loud, amplified music.
The surgery complete, Cake Cream disbands, all of its members free to pursue the myriad asexual opportunities now open to them, including bingo, bus riding, online fantasy posting and of course my fave: shitting the floor at Church's chicken.
You go, girl.
What, Me Worry?
kewlJ: My mother has read some of this forum. Probably more that I know. The only thing she has ever said to me about it is to ask why I continue to post here, which happens to be the same exact thing almost all of the decent people I have any association with ask me. And I am out if answers.
also kewlJ: I remain on this forum, for one reason only now....my own entertainment.
In the early chapters of this, People in the story did wonder if Cake Cream were in a six person relationship with each other, LMAO!They splashed each other with a garden hose in their backyard and a Paparazzi person filmed them doing this without their permission, knowledge, or consent, and gave the footage to the news who put it on air and Cake Cream and Axl were all horrified that their private splashing was filmed and aired for everybody to see. I wanted to show that Cake Cream and Axl were REALLY good Friends who were REALLY close, but not dating.
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There were hints that Axl and Billy had a MUCH deeper friendship than the other four. Billy was the ONLY one to kiss Axl on the forehead, tuck him in, and hug him goodbye, Billy was Axl's Lawyer in the practice trial, Billy was the FIRST one Axl thought of to change the Claven Records paperwork, Billy was the ONLY one to visit Axl in jail, Billy cried the most about Axl's soon departure from 2022 back to 1987, Billy paid Andy $5,000 to not turn Axl over to the police when Axl was a fugitive living at the Cake Cream house and Andy suggested they sell out Axl for a five way split for $1,000 each, Billy, James, Jimmy, and Mike were all disgusted with Andy.
Billy gave Axl advice that he should buy a suit because he had an upcoming Court Case and Axl thanked Billy and bought the suit.Billy his Axl in his house once again two times from the authorities.
Billy and Axl stood REALLY close to each other at a final sendoff at a Cake Cream Concert whereas the other four had some distance between each other.
At the bar, Billy and Axl smiled at each other happily and people were wondering if they were dating.
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Billy tripped while they were walking home after a disastrous lunch and Axl geld onto Billy to keep him from falling and righted Billy and Paparazzi filmed this and it went viral on YouTube and Fans were saying stuff like," Axl was embracing Billy in a passionate embrace."
Axl told Billy to give Claven Records the new Cake Cream single and wear a disguise while Axl was a fugitive hiding in Billy's house and Billy did.Axl saved Billy's life by pushing him out of the way of gunfire but got shot multiple times himself. Billy and Axl slept in the same bed for the St. Louis Concert the next day.
Axl sang Sweet Child Of Mine at a bar while referring to Billy's blue eyes.
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In the first story, Billy and Axl sleep in the same bed during one of Axl's last night's in 2022 and Axl confesses to Billy that he's his favorite Cake Cream Member and Billy says that Axl is his favorite Guns N' Roses Members.![]()
In the current story, Billy asks to sleep in Axl's bed since he felt traumatized by being the intended gunshot victim when he could have asked to sleep in either Andy, Mike, James or Jimmy's bed.Axl confessed to Older Axl that he loved Billy but didn't tell Billy how he felt. He also admitted to Jimmy that he loved Billy too and Jimmy told him that Billy was gay and would be most likely receptive to Axl's love for him.
Axl confessed to Billy that he loved him and Billy admitted he loved him too and they started dating.
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I think it would be wise of you to introduce a new character, let's call her "Karen."
Karen is a backup singer and tambourine player who joins the band as an asexual woman.
Have her play bingo, ride buses, post online and eat lots of chicken when she's off stage (as do all Miami asexuals).
The plot could thicken.
Due to the charisma of the band members she'd quickly become their "swinging party doll," abandoning her asexual ways and spending more time on her back and on her knees than on stage.
Heck, even gay Axl should get some, although to keep in his lane he'd opt for anal.
Obviously this "Karen" would be YOUR doppelganger; it would be perfectly fine were you to masturbate while she's creamed by Cake Cream.
Fot the denouement have Karen opt to become a man and allow Axl to do the sexual reassignment surgery: he's the band's lawyer so let him be their surgeon as well...just beware the evil Dr. V...
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What, Me Worry?
kewlJ: My mother has read some of this forum. Probably more that I know. The only thing she has ever said to me about it is to ask why I continue to post here, which happens to be the same exact thing almost all of the decent people I have any association with ask me. And I am out if answers.
also kewlJ: I remain on this forum, for one reason only now....my own entertainment.
Billy is 26/27, but he was traumatized (He nearly got shot at multiple times and was the intended victim and his close friend at the time ended up getting the bullets meant for him!) so he wanted comfort and support from Axl, his close friend, so he asked to sleep in the same bed as Axl.
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The next day, Billy's Father, Calvin called him and asked how his relationship with Axl was doing.
Billy blushed shyly and said,"It's doing really well Dad. Axl and I love each other so much.
Calvin said, "I didn't know you were Gay, but I'm happy that you found true love with Axl."
Billy blushed shyly and said,"Thanks, Dad."
Calvin said,"So, do you want to introduce your Mother and I to Axl, the love of your life?"
Billy said,"I'd love to introduce you and Mom to Axl."
Calvin said, "How about a week from now?"
Billy said,"I'll have to ask Axl, but it sounds good to me and I'm pretty sure it will sound good to Axl too."
Calvin said,"Delighted to hear it."
Calvin and Billy chatted for a long time and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Soon, Michelle, Billy's Mom called him too and said she couldn't wait to be introduced to Billy's boyfriend, Axl.
Billy said,"Mom, I haven't even ASKED Axl yet."
Michelle said,"I'm pretty sure he'll say yes, Billy."
Billy blushed shyly and said,"I will love to introduce you to Axl."
Billy and Michelle also chatted for a long time and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Billy went to Axl and said,"My Parents want to be introduced to you next week."
Axl said,"I'd love to meet your Parents, Billy. That will be a VERY important step in our relationship. " Billy and Axl kissed for a little while and then made plans to visit Michelle and Calvin in New York in about a week. They told James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy their plans. Andy's stomach rumbled in resentment that Billy and Axl were going to visit Michelle and Calvin as a Couple when he REALLY wanted to be the one introducing Axl as his boyfriend to his own Parents. Andy couldn't tell Billy his feelings that he wanted Axl as his Boyfriend.
Andy just robotically said," It's great that you guys are going to visit Michelle and Calvin as a couple.
Mike's heart went out to Andy. Mike knew that Andy wanted Axl for himself. Axl also felt a little uncomfortable knowing that Andy wanted to date him..
Billy said,"Andy, why do you sound so bummed about me and Axl going to visit my Parents as Boyfriend and Boyfriend?"
Andy said,"Did you forget that I was just used as a pawn by Matthew for money? I REALLY loved Matthew and he was just pretending to love me in order to make money off of me." Andy's face had a look of resentfulness.
Billy said,"Matthew was just a jerk who didn't deserve you. You're a great guy even though you have done fucked up things to us."
Andy said,"I truly am sorry about the fucked up things I did to you."
Jimmy, James, Axl, Billy, and Mike all simultaneously said,"We know." Then they all laughed at the simultaneousness.
Andy smiled, feeling a little better.
They all watched TV and chilled, just enjoying the day. Andy couldn't believe that Billy and Axl were going to meet Billy's Parents as a couple but he tried to keep his resentfulness between he, Mike, and Axl. Only those three knew about Andy's crush on Axl.
Andy fell asleep and Billy and Axl made out, knowing that Andy wouldn't see them making out. Mike, James, and Jimmy blushed knowingly.
Axl said,"I can't wait to meet your Parents, Billy," after they finished kissing. Billy said,"I can't wait either." Axl and Billy were in a happy mood. In fact, everybody was in a happy mood. They finished watching TV and went to bed and fell asleep.
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Billy and Axl fueled up on strawberry blizzards at DQ then pogo-sticked their way to Calvin and Michelle's yurt; Axl first espied Calvin chopping wood, bare chested, and he was overcome with lust.
Introductions were made, as was small talk: Billy and Michelle pogoed off to town for more whippets and amyl nitrate, leaving Axl and Calvin behind.
Just as a paper bag cannot contain the explosive force of TNT, so could Axl and Calvin's britches hide the massive hard on they had for each other.
Nature took its course, or should it be called...intercourse.
Later, while feasting on Spam, Calvin blushed shyly, as did Axl when Michelle asked: "Did anything happen to arise while we were gone?"
Still blushing crimson they stayed mum and masticated, smiling knowingly, blushing glowingly.
What, Me Worry?
Jimmy, James, Axl, Billy, Andy, and Mike went through the week, everyone excited for Billy and Axl to meet Billy's Parents. The week flew by fast.
Soon, it was time to get ready to go to Calvin and Michelle's house in New York. Only Billy and Axl would be visiting Billy's Parents. Billy and Axl finished packing and told James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy goodbye. They all said it back.
Billy and Axl put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and took a LYFT to Miami International airport and had a luxurious first class ride to John F Airport. Axl bought a box of Godiva Truffles as a token of appreciation for Billy's Parents. Billy and Axl smiled warmly at each other. They couldn't believe in a good way that Billy would be bringing Axl to meet his Parents. Billy and Axl took a LYFT to Calvin and Michelle's house.
Calvin and Michelle were delighted to meet Billy's boyfriend, Axl. They let them in and Axl was impressed by how gorgeous Billy's Parents' house was. Axl gave them the chocolates and they warmly accepted the gift. Axl welcomed them.
Axl and Billy went to Billy's old bedroom, locked the door, unpacked and made out on Billy's old bed.
After making out, Michelle and Calvin said that dinner was ready.
Billy and Axl went to the dining room and Michelle gave everybody steak, basmati rice, tomato sauce, water, and orange juice.
Calvin said,"It's so nice to meet our son's boyfriend."
Billy and Axl shyly blushed.
Michelle said,"We're so glad our Son found a wonderful boyfriend. Billy smiled shyly.
Axl said," Thank you." He was welcomed.
Calvin said,"How'd you guys end up dating?"
Axl answered, "We started dating when I told Billy I loved him and Billy reciprocated."
Billy said,"Axl telling me he loved me was one of the best days in my life since I loved him too but didn't have the courage to tell him until he admitted he loved me too and the rest is history.
Michelle said," Axl, what do you do for a living?"
Everybody laughed, knowing exactly what he did for a living and Michelle was just making silly small talk.
Axl responded,"I am Cake Cream's Manager and the backing Singer. My Older Self is the frontman for Guns N' Roses."
Michelle said,"You really are a good Manager and backing Singer for Cake Cream.
Calvin said,"I totally agree."
Michelle and Calvin brought up embarrassing tidbits about Billy's life such as when he threw up at five out of nervousness at show and tell during his first drumming performance.
Billy said good naturedly, "Mom, Dad, that's so embarrassing. Why'd you have to bring that up?" Axl laughed.
Michelle and Calvin said,"And now Billy, you're a world renowned drummer for Cake Cream! You've come so far and we're proud of you!"
Billy happily blushed at his Parents' pride of him. They all continued eating and drinking. After eating and drinking, dessert was given, chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream and milk. They all happily ate and drank the dessert, all chatting amicably.
After dessert, Axl offered to clear the table and wash the dishes. His offer was accepted and he cleared the table and washed the dishes. They then all watched a Full House rerun, laughing and having a great time, still chatting amicably. After the Full House rerun, everybody begun to feel tired. Michelle and Calvin went to their bedroom and Billy and Axl went to Billy's old bedroom and made out for a little while. Axl said after making out,"I'm really glad we're meeting your Parents Billy."
Billy responded,"I'm glad too."
They soon both then fell asleep.
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Jimmy, James, Axl, Billy, Andy, and Mike went through the week, everyone excited for Billy and Axl to meet Billy's Parents. The week flew by fast.
Soon, it was time to get ready to go to Calvin and Michelle's house in New York. Only Billy and Axl would be visiting Billy's Parents. Billy and Axl finished packing and told James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy goodbye. They all said it back.
Billy and Axl put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and took a LYFT to Miami International airport and had a luxurious first class ride to John F Airport. Axl bought a box of Godiva Truffles as a token of appreciation for Billy's Parents. Billy and Axl smiled warmly at each other. They couldn't believe in a good way that Billy would be bringing Axl to meet his Parents. Billy and Axl took a LYFT to Calvin and Michelle's house.
Calvin and Michelle were delighted to meet Billy's boyfriend, Axl. They let them in and Axl was impressed by how gorgeous Billy's Parents' house was. Axl gave them the chocolates and they warmly accepted the gift. Axl welcomed them.
Axl and Billy went to Billy's old bedroom, locked the door, unpacked and made out on Billy's old bed.
After making out, Michelle and Calvin said that dinner was ready.
Billy and Axl went to the dining room and Michelle gave everybody steak, basmati rice, tomato sauce, water, and orange juice.
Calvin said,"It's so nice to meet our son's boyfriend."
Billy and Axl shyly blushed.
Michelle said,"We're so glad our Son found a wonderful boyfriend. Billy smiled shyly.
Axl said," Thank you." He was welcomed. Axl said,"Billy's told me so much about you, you two are REALLY good Parents to Billy. " Billy, Michelle, and Calvin all blushed happily.
Michelle and Calvin thanked Axl and he welcomed them.
Calvin said,"How'd you guys end up dating?"
Axl answered, "We started dating when I told Billy I loved him and Billy reciprocated."
Billy said,"Axl telling me he loved me was one of the best days in my life since I loved him too but didn't have the courage to tell him until he admitted he loved me too and the rest is history.
Michelle said," Axl, what do you do for a living?"
Everybody laughed, knowing exactly what he did for a living and Michelle was just making silly small talk.
Axl responded,"I am Cake Cream's Manager and the backing Singer. My Older Self is the frontman for Guns N' Roses."
Michelle said,"You really are a good Manager and backing Singer for Cake Cream.
Calvin said,"I totally agree."
Michelle and Calvin brought up embarrassing tidbits about Billy's life such as when he threw up at five out of nervousness at show and tell during his first drumming performance.
Billy said good naturedly, "Mom, Dad, that's so embarrassing. Why'd you have to bring that up?" Axl laughed.
Michelle and Calvin said,"And now Billy, you're a world renowned drummer for Cake Cream! You've come so far and we're proud of you!"
Billy happily blushed at his Parents' pride of him.
Calvin and Michelle thanked Axl for saving Billy's life multiple times. Axl said,"Anything to protect my boyfriend. " Billy smiled happily. Michelle and Calvin smiled happily too. They all continued eating and drinking. After eating and drinking, dessert was given, chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream and milk. They all happily ate and drank the dessert, all chatting amicably.
After dessert, Axl offered to clear the table and wash the dishes. His offer was accepted by Michelle and Calvin. Billy offered to help Axl and Billy's offer was also accepted. Billy and he cleared the table and washed the dishes. They then all watched a Full House rerun, laughing and having a great time, still chatting amicably. After the Full House rerun, everybody begun to feel tired. Michelle and Calvin went to their bedroom and Billy and Axl went to Billy's old bedroom and made out for a little while. Axl said after making out,"I'm really glad we're meeting your Parents Billy."
Billy responded,"I'm glad too."
They soon both then fell asleep.
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