Yeah Hello I'm Theywontpayontuesday because I have a gambling problem.
Yeah Hello I'm Theywontpayontuesday because I have a gambling problem.
This month is making me very delusional.
Super Lucky and Super Delusional.
I'm the best damn NHL Parlay Bettor in the world!
I swear.
I mean you should have put the Devils on that parlay if you're going to get into the 666 analogy.
They covered the Puck Line winning 5-3.
A little help from the refs with two questionable power play goals because the penalties were kind of weak.
And they overturned a goal by the Hawks that they interpreted to be played by a high stick.
Whatever.
I'm pretty sure you were kidding but playing the +1.5 Puck Line is insane.
Fucking INSANE!
Never do that.
Just take the Money Line instead.
Where are you betting that they allow you to play the puck line and the over on the same parlay?
FanDuel?
I wish I could use that.
They let you do everything.
Espnbet $50 & 30% profit boost. It's a lock and also my BOS-10.5 & OVER 221.5. I know I shouldn't bet these +400s but I try keeping them as close to +400 usually.
I don't know much about it but 30% profit boost for +400 or better parlay's sounds really good.
Does that mean you get an extra 30% every time you your parlay?
It can't mean that, can it?
What do you mean you shouldn't bet +400 Parlays??
+400 is easy to crush, IMO.
That's like an average two teamer for me.
The Bruins are Fucked for the rest of the season.
Sharks and Ducks beat the shit out of them.
They are plagued with injuries and goalie issues, not to mention they sold most of their players.
My luck hasn't been good with parlays before today. You need to opt in for the promotions, then choose(usually +400 or better and pregame), then you need to use your boost. I feel like whatever I need to do to keep my +odds as low to 400 to increase my chances of collecting
I could do +1000, but it doesn't seem wise. My other parlay I hit tonight was Celtics -10.5 and the over 221.5. I don't know how these player bets keep failing. Kevin Durant must have left the game today, he was 2 pts short of paying off since the 3rd. I Lose every time by 1 or 2 pts when I bet on players so far. This almost makes me suspicious.
I don't trust or follow any basketball these days.
After they got the physicality out of the sport, I was done.
Those guys don't play hard every game, every day.
The NHL is very unique IMO.
These Fuckers in the NHL never quit.
They play injured all the time unlike the NBA.
I mean like really injured, not phony bullshit, although they do some phony shit to skirt some playoff run rules.
They play Fucking Hard until the last second and sometimes fight after the game is over.
It's a completely different animal compared to other sports.
I'm not racist but damn if white and black people don't think and act differently.
Hockey is a different culture.
They don't hold back in running up the score.
They also open up the net for 1 to 3 minutes if they are losing.
That's huge.
I've said that before.
Also, the NHL Players don't get paid like the NFL, NBA and MLB Players.
They don't really have goons anymore, but they still got players that get paid little money to be very physical.
And they literally give these players sharp blades and long sticks to kill each other with.
It's literally taught and allowed to constantly whack another player in the legs and hands.
If you do it a little too much or obvious, sometimes they call slashing or hooking but they do this shit all game and don't get called for it.
Not to mention the constant cross checking that nobody ever calls.
The game doesn't apply to the usual gambling rules.
IMO that is.
Thanks for letting me rant.
When I read your reply, I read it in the most serious, monotone, deadpan voice I could imagine.
This has to be a joke.
No way is this serious.
Every person playing sports, especially professional sports, is on some sort of PED, Painkiller or Narcotic.
I mean, that's just naive to think otherwise.
You tellin' me a bunch of mooks are drug free?
GTFOH.
I've gambled around $130,000 with a loss of $2500. It's less than the expectation but still a loss. "Assuming a 4.55% average vigorish, the expected loss would be around $5,915 to $6,385, depending on the specific odds and bet types. However, this can vary greatly depending on the individual's betting strategy and luck."
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The thing that sucks is I found an anomaly for great action and I'll never be able to capitalize so I die with it because I no longer have 6 figures BR.
This is a problem gambling site. There aren't many winners posting daily and I only post because I'm losing and have time away from the casino.
Last edited by theywontpayontuesday; 04-19-2025 at 12:33 AM.
There's no such thing as luck, you're basically playing with 1/1 odds, you're wither lucky, unlucky, or both.
Make you're own luck, it's a thing of the past believing it actually exists.
dumb at it's best haha
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