Since V is on hiatus from writing Mamie stories, but Tasha keeps providing subject matter, and Gordo personally told me how much he loved them, I’m going to pick it up.

I’m certainly no V but I’ll give it a shot while watching horses race before the Derby. Giving full credit to V for the format and catch phrases.

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Tasha posted….

One way to prevent this is to NOT loan money to anyone who can be a flight risk, which is EVERYBODY in the world to be honest. ANYONE can get say a Million dollar loan in say California and then take a one way ticket to another Country for the rest of their lives with that Million Someone said that in their home Country, a Million USD is the equivalent of a Billion dollars. I could see someone getting a Million dollar loan in the United States and then taking a one way ticket overseas and having the equivalent of a Billion dollars.

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"Mammie, come looks at what I and I jus' wrote, it be so smart."

Mammie quit pleasuring herself to a left over chicken leg she asked Karen what nonsense she had come up with now to turn her life around and stop being broke and begging.

"Chile, you knows I don't gives a shit what you writes, and you know I can’t read anyways, but I’ll listen to it. ‘Cause sometimes I forget how truly stupid you are. But Izz been thinking your buddy Gordo is missing yo tales so you do you bitch. And grab me my lighter so I can smoke deez her rocks. You been needin to spark them fores me as meez fingers be sticky. Den I’ll listen to your take.


"I and I asks you so's I and I gets rich and you beez knowing why. I and I gonna stop gambling, starts hiding mies money in a chicken bucket and get riches, I and I ams Mammie.”

Mammie laughed, took a deep hit of the rock and then licked the mixture of pussy and chicken off hers diggits. “Child we both beez noing you can’t save shit, I beez knowing it because I clean it off these damn floors daily.”

"No mammie, it beez tru. If I save $50 and get my casino friends to buy me a plane ticket, I can gos to a place where my $50 makes me a billionaire. It beez tru mammie, it’s tru.”

“Chile, you never flys on dem dam planes and you no have one of deez new ID’s to fly you silly bitch. I heard bout them on the news, they beez all racist against us with dem. And Spirit don’t fly over dat water to them billionaire places.”

Mammie realized as the crack set in, dere beez noes talkin to this retard when she gets an idder in dats ugly head of hers. But for once she hoped the child followed thru, even he she saved $20, Mammie knew where’s it be hidden and can steal it later.

“Nos Mammie dis time I’m doing it, I’m gonna beez a rich man like dats lawyer friend of mine, you’ll sis.”

Mammie let the crack continue to do its work and den asked Tasha “Eat another chikn leg, I’s be needin that feeling again”.

Tasha said “ohs Mammie, yu’s should beez like me and not carries bout that stuff, it’s the debils work.”

“And Mammie, gets the mops reddy, I feel one’s a comin”

Mammie realized her pleasure was over and it was time to do her real purpose on Earth, clean up Tasha’s shit off the floor.