kewlJ

[jdaewoo]

Why isn't this retard out pretending to be a high roller?

[MDawg]

2023:

So you win AinQ. I am going to abide by your wishes and demands and exit.

Anyway the way this is going to play out, is as always. UNKewlJ will reappear after this, what is it, about 60th solemn oath to quit the forums or quit interacting with so and so, respond to one question that someone appears to have posed to him, under the guise of, "Because that is a reasonable respectful question, I will respond."

Another version of his return from the grave involves showing up in some innocuous thread and posting as if nothing ever happened.

Then of course someone will laugh at him and point out that he couldn't even stay away more than a matter of hours or days, and he'll get into it with that person and try to qualify that he meant that he was leaving only because "everyone was trolling him" but he reserves the right to respond to legitimate queries, and then next thing you know - he's right back to the usual feuding with everyone, taking up good portions of entire days at a time - the way he likes it!

2025:

Ok, this is enough for me. Way more than enough actually.

I just cannot in good conscience participate here. I will find something else to do with my time to amuse myself, or some other forum, but I can't be here anymore.

[MDawg]

She’s an embarrassment an indecisive twit to end all indecisive twits.

Even UNKewlJ himself must realize that he's not right in the head, to say constantly that he will do this or that, and then stand by helplessly as he can't keep to any sort of resolve...about anything.

Can't you imagine this indecisive twit at the tables, putting one hand up to his face, the other propped against his side, and declaring in his high pitched whiny voice, "Well I just don't KNOWW if I should hit or stay?"

[jdaewoo]

Why isn't this retard pretending to be a high roller?

[kewlJ]

Might "Dog", since you bump many threads for the same purpose, I will repost this here for you. You can bump and hijack til the cows come home, since Dan Druff won't stop, you but it doesn't matter. You won't drive me away, until I decide I don't want to be here anymore.

These old crybaby yentas (Jewish term), Rob Singer and the great "Mdawg" (how hip) do crack me up though. They embarrassed themselves making up fantastical gambling stories that defy not only logic and the way things work, but the very mathematics of gambling. Stories with claims of multi-millions of dollars in winnings and that casinos don't care and love them for it.

One guy says a casino wheeled in a special machine just for him (and apparently placed it in a storage area near some old exercise equipment), just so he could win millions on a machine not available to anyone else.

The other, well he just wins 90% of all his sessions and days, claiming to have won what must be 10, 15 million now since his little fantasy story began, with no concern by the casinos. They love him and comp him like every other high roller loser.

It is great stuff. But it is also pure fantasy/fiction. One guy lost all his money and lives out his retirement mooching off his kids. If it wasn't for Social Security he would be broke. The other....well he is not broke. He has family money to blow through. And is doing a good job of it. But both have this in common: they are both losing degenerate gamblers telling stories. And both have been caught telling stories. Singer in the Newell dealership incident (among others) and Dawg when he retracted over a million dollars in claimed winnings to "about even" with a single stroke of the keyboard.

They humiliated themselves. I didn't do it. All I do is periodically remind people and them and their ridiculous claims and stories, whenever they attempt to resume telling tales. And boy do they hate me for it, which is great! They try everything they can think of to drive me away so I won't be able to remind people of their failures and gambling degeneracy. Name-calling, lies, attacks on me, family members, anything and everything. Lately it has just been flat out begging me to leave. "time to go", "you said you were leaving". "You are dismissed". "Why are you still here".

They seem oblivious to the fact that the more they lie, attack, troll and try to get me to leave, the more it just screams, "yeah you got me, Please stop". Listen little crybaby yenta ladies...you want me to stop, then you stop mentioning your stupid little make believe stories. Until then, nothing you do can drive me away. Someday, I may decide to stop wasting time here or that the entertainment factor is gone for me, but until then....keep coming. And I will keep kicking your ass at your very own troll game. Let the games continue!

[MDawg]

I will not be responding, not on this forum, or any forum. I will not participate. I'm done here.

[kewlJ]

I will not be responding, not on this forum, or any forum. I will not participate. I'm done here.

That all you got Miss? Weak!!

[MDawg]

UNKewlJ is like a cerebral palsy victim who knows he can't walk straight and is stumbling all over the place, but can't do anything about it because that's the way he's wired.

Try as he might, he can't help sputtering and stumbling and drooling all over himself whenever someone posts anything about him (or MDawg, or Rob, or REDietz), as his hands hit the keyboard and pound out, manically,

the same old nervous essays over and over.

He's as bad as jungwoo or K.Stone, coming out like a prize fighter at the bell! whenever MDawg makes a post, desperate to be heard.

And while MDawg's automated copy/pastes just spit out a response in seconds, these fellows, especially UNKewlJ, spend up to hours crafting their posts every day.

Can you imagine how much time and angst that takes?

[kewlJ]

FINALLY made the leap! Yeah, I will still see some of their garbage on occasion if someone quotes and stuff but whatever. Feels better already!

[MDawg]

Get help Kewl.

You are a fascinating person in a lot of ways but it has nothing to do with your gambling.

[MDawg]

Friend of yours?

FBI: Male prostitute tried to extort Las Vegas gambler for $100K

Let’s add the UNKewl Groomer to the list of (albeit much less successful, dirtier and even more disagreeable) —- list of sexual predators along with Kevin Spacey.

You wouldn’t know anything about loyalty or real advantage play. You suck the cock of needy married closet gay men. Film it then use that film to extort them for money

[theywontpayontuesday]

Too bad we're too old to be talking about fucking people's mothers. We all know our parents are either old and disgusting as sex objects, or they're dead.

[pinchingyourballs]

Some people's old parents still fuck each other. I recall hearing somewhere that elderly care facilities have non-zero rates of sexually transmitted disease.

[theywontpayontuesday]

Some people's old parents still fuck each other. I recall hearing somewhere that elderly care facilities have non-zero rates of sexually transmitted disease.

YEAH but if I FUCKED your old mother, KJs mother, Mdawgs mother, it would bring me shame and guilt. It's different being teen to 30, because a peer's mother might not be such a bad lay being 30-40s. Which reminds me what a terrible idea marriage is for men.