Hey Karen, maybe you should write something new and not simply dredge up shit from your ancient past.
Use GIRL WITH PEARL EARRING as your launching point; discuss how she blushes and sighs whenever the eighteen year old daughter of her master nears her, barely able to contain her pent up sexual tension.
Dig deep into the subject of the recreational substances used by the elite and the common folk; hell, make it all up, we'd never know.
And diseases, with all their pustules, buboes, abscessed teeth and gums: and who can forget bleeding and leeches?
Finally, just think of the joy you'd have discussing all the symptoms of the then prevalent venereal diseases.
The Past could be your palette.