In the history of your "A guy did this" "A guy did that" "A guy said this" "A guy said that" or "This happened at the casino" not once has, upon checking, whatever you claimed happened or was said even remotely resembled the actual statements made or events.
Let's just chalk it up to a memory that rivals that of AxelWolf's.
While of course this was written about UNKewlJ
in this and countless other instances it applies to you as well.