Duane asked his dad "Dad, can I borrow the car tonight? I've got a date."
"Sure."
Later that night Duane rolls in, tipsy, smiling, shirt untucked.
"Well son, how did it go?"
"It was great, dad. I got my first blow job."
Dad smiled, fondly remembering the tirst hummer he'd ever gotten.
"Well son, did you like it?"
"Oh yeah, it felt great...tasted really weirdt though."