Update on the KJ AP experience

[theywontpayontuesday]

I bet on A Fery and it looks like he will lose, but I thought it was illegal to beat A Fery.

[kewlJ]

I found a tennis player KJ can bet on, his name is "A. Fery ". If you're into Mexicans or Chipotle or dirty Sanches, there is "D. BERRITO SANCHEZ".

Usually whenever I venture near discussing anything sexual and gay, everyone screams bloody murder. Do you now want to discuss my sexual preferences?

Ok here goes. I have heard the term "dirty sanchez", but never knew or cared what it was, until I just now looked it up. Pretty gross and disgusting. Something only a straight (or pretending to be) dude could come up with.

I have never and will never participate in anal sex of any kind (catching or pitching). Just have no interest. so no reason for me to concern myself. As for oral sex, I am very particular when giving. Recipient must be young, cute, fit, preferably smooth stomach/abs, and circumcised. That last stipulation eliminates almost all Mexicans and other Latinos. When receiving, I am a little less discriminating, as long as it is understood, I am not returning any favors. Not going near that bacteria infected ant-eater.

There! Happy Tuesdays.

[MisterV]

Duane asked his dad "Dad, can I borrow the car tonight? I've got a date."

"Sure."

Later that night Duane rolls in, tipsy, smiling, shirt untucked.

"Well son, how did it go?"

"It was great, dad. I got my first blow job."

Dad smiled, fondly remembering the tirst hummer he'd ever gotten.

"Well son, did you like it?"

"Oh yeah, it felt great...tasted really weirdt though."

[kewlJ]

Only mildly related, but with discussions of penises, and Vaginas (Dan Druff's vagina obsession in another thread), we watched a hilarious movie last night, that featured both a Vagina Job (Vagina plastic surgery) and adult circumcision involving a non-Jewish dude obsessed with and wanting to marry a Jewish girl.

The movie was about 12 years old and staring Tom Arnold and Jon Lovitz as Jewish fathers, and the still beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt as the stereo-typical JAP (Jewish American Princess). A lot of Jewish humor with this mostly Jewish cast poking fun at Jewish stereo types. the movie name....Jewtopia.

And yes there was gay humor with a Jewish dude in his 20's that was about to marry a Jewish girl (it is she that had the Vagina Job because he couldn't stand to look at her Vagina) who was very obviously deep deep (Rob Singer type deep) in the closet. Funny shit! If you have 90 minutes to kill and want a good laugh, take a watch.

[MDawg]

Two nights a week, playing short sessions. Making 6 figures.

I don't know why anyone even bothers to leave Las Vegas.

Compulsive liar is a fair assessment of what he is. If people go back and look at your last few stories they will see a trend in you always changing the story after you get caught lying.

[Kim Lee]

What do you think a professor at East Tennessee State was paid in 1998?

This is public information.

https://www.etsu.edu/human-resources...05.22.2024.pdf

Bob Dietz paid $20 for a room at Gold Spike in the late 1980's, the lowest grade hotel casino I ever saw..

Harrah's had full-pay 3:2 blackjack machines in the 1990's where you could play tens of thousands of dollars in action per hour for comps. They had machines where you could print up to $200 of daily comp tickets without a host. I already posted about the free Vegas World rooms if you posted up $400. There were many other opportunities in blackjack, video poker, and miscellaneous. Some AP's survived on coupon runs. There were so many specials, like South Point sports book's $.75 hot dogs, Golden Gates $1 shrimp cocktail, and plenty of $1 bottled beers. Aladdin guaranteed a free room if you played a $25 average for a few hours per day. Jean Scott wrote a book Frugal Vegas about all the freebies and bargains. But at the height of his monitored handicapping prowess, Bob paid $20 for a Gold Spike room, while selling picks. That tells me all I need to know about Bob's success.

[soxfan]

Truths say cats what bet sport don't Garner much in the way of comp, hey hey.

[MDawg]

You are so full of shit. Trying to divert things away from your history of lying just to create some warped concocted online gaming forum image of yourself is as cheap as the two-bit life you really lead and have been caught fabricating about.

Grow up.

[theywontpayontuesday]

I found a tennis player KJ can bet on, his name is "A. Fery ". If you're into Mexicans or Chipotle or dirty Sanches, there is "D. BERRITO SANCHEZ".

Usually whenever I venture near discussing anything sexual and gay, everyone screams bloody murder. Do you now want to discuss my sexual preferences?

Ok here goes. I have heard the term "dirty sanchez", but never knew or cared what it was, until I just now looked it up. Pretty gross and disgusting. Something only a straight (or pretending to be) dude could come up with.

I have never and will never participate in anal sex of any kind (catching or pitching). Just have no interest. so no reason for me to concern myself. As for oral sex, I am very particular when giving. Recipient must be young, cute, fit, preferably smooth stomach/abs, and circumcised. That last stipulation eliminates almost all Mexicans and other Latinos. When receiving, I am a little less discriminating, as long as it is understood, I am not returning any favors. Not going near that bacteria infected ant-eater.

There! Happy Tuesdays.

Sincerely thanks for sharing. You are quite unique for sure. I would have never guessed you would say this. I would like the entertainment of Mdawg and friends to have to read hundreds of these posts. Yes if you can't kill them with kindness, then kill them with your gayness.

[MDawg]

Just because he's pissed off that some people have made a few gay jokes

is no reason for the UNKewl one to start making the same jokes about himself.

[theywontpayontuesday]

Just because he's pissed off that some people have made a few gay jokes

is no reason for the UNKewl one to start making the same jokes about himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road?



Because Mdawgs dick was stuck in it.

[mickeycrimm]

Truths say cats what bet sport don't Garner much in the way of comp, hey hey.

Not anymore. But they used to.

[AxelWolf]

What do you think a professor at East Tennessee State was paid in 1998?

This is public information.

https://www.etsu.edu/human-resources...05.22.2024.pdf

Bob Dietz paid $20 for a room at Gold Spike in the late 1980's, the lowest grade hotel casino I ever saw..

Harrah's had full-pay 3:2 blackjack machines in the 1990's where you could play tens of thousands of dollars in action per hour for comps. They had machines where you could print up to $200 of daily comp tickets without a host. I already posted about the free Vegas World rooms if you posted up $400. There were many other opportunities in blackjack, video poker, and miscellaneous. Some AP's survived on coupon runs. There were so many specials, like South Point sports book's $.75 hot dogs, Golden Gates $1 shrimp cocktail, and plenty of $1 bottled beers. Aladdin guaranteed a free room if you played a $25 average for a few hours per day. Jean Scott wrote a book Frugal Vegas about all the freebies and bargains. But at the height of his monitored handicapping prowess, Bob paid $20 for a Gold Spike room, while selling picks. That tells me all I need to know about Bob's success.

I played those $25 denom BJ machines from time to time as they were slightly +EV. There were many better things to be playing, so I didn't spend as much time playing them as others did. It felt more like gambling than Advantage Play.

I don't know what years Red was coming to Vegas, but up untill about 97ish give or take(it stopped when the last casino installed card readers), one didn't have to play a dime to get good comps. One could Just get a small casino logbook, and whenever you bought in for change/slot tokens, a casino employee would write down the amount you bought and initial it. You could then walk to another section of the casino, break the coin wraps if need be, and cash those coins in, rinse and repeat.

If one wanted to appear as if they were playing, there were some machines that would accept coins and hold them as credits untill you cashed out.

Once you wanted a comp, depending on the location and amount of comps you wanted(it took as little as $300), you took your book to a manager, pitboss, or host, and they would cross out and mark off an amount they felt was appropriate for that comp amount.

I did this for a while before I was earning comps naturally via my play. I had multiple books at multiple casinos going at once.

Years later, I rented a movie, Hard Eight. I had no idea what it was about, but it was fun to see a scene about this very thing.



FYI, It didn't take all day to accumulate comps like this movie suggested. One could get thousands of dollars logged in their comp book in a very short time. It took about 15 to 20 minutes to accumulate enough for a decent meal comp.

[MDawg]

Axelwolf was drunk 80% of the time I worked with him. He used to have me order his drinks for him, so that he could have two drinks at the same time. Always captain morgan.

Axelwolf's decision making skills were affected by his drinking, no question. He would be drunk, then make poor decisions, which in the end costed team money.

[redietz]

What do you think a professor at East Tennessee State was paid in 1998?

This is public information.

https://www.etsu.edu/human-resources...05.22.2024.pdf

Bob Dietz paid $20 for a room at Gold Spike in the late 1980's, the lowest grade hotel casino I ever saw..

Harrah's had full-pay 3:2 blackjack machines in the 1990's where you could play tens of thousands of dollars in action per hour for comps. They had machines where you could print up to $200 of daily comp tickets without a host. I already posted about the free Vegas World rooms if you posted up $400. There were many other opportunities in blackjack, video poker, and miscellaneous. Some AP's survived on coupon runs. There were so many specials, like South Point sports book's $.75 hot dogs, Golden Gates $1 shrimp cocktail, and plenty of $1 bottled beers. Aladdin guaranteed a free room if you played a $25 average for a few hours per day. Jean Scott wrote a book Frugal Vegas about all the freebies and bargains. But at the height of his monitored handicapping prowess, Bob paid $20 for a Gold Spike room, while selling picks. That tells me all I need to know about Bob's success.

LOL. I have read The Las Vegas Advisor since its inception. I am well aware of AC's coupon runs. I did the Vegas World schtick, which I reported here to Boz, who also did it. Golden Gate $1 shrimp cocktails at the piano bar were classic downtown take-a-break-at-the-Gate.

Basically, everything you just reported could be found in a 1985 Las Vegas Advisor.

I liked the Gold Spike, where (in my 20's) I occasionally stayed on weekends. They had a 2-for-1 snack bar where you could get meatloaf meals to go. The Spike also provided me with its infamous "single male" corner rooms, which featured a canopied bed and where an enterprising pimp would sometimes drop by at 1 AM to see if the single males needed any companionship.

I'm glad my staying in the Gold Spike on weekends in my 20's was an indicator of my success. I always considered myself a Hunter Thompson kind of guy, so the compliment is appreciated.

Of course, Kim Lee is also invited to my new digs in the shadow of Bristol Motor Speedway. My superior other is, however, a real Asian, so she may have issues with white idjits hijacking Asian names in an attempt to appear brainy. Or maybe an attempt at an, if you'll forgive the racist phrase, Oriental mystique.

Come on down to Bristol, baby! We have a casino where you can show off your expertise. Well, not really, we do know the management a little, and if you've seen the card counter scene in Casino, well....

For civilians reading this, I'll add the shiv to "Kim Lee's" grand observation. Everything I did in LV was pretty much also done by "Anthony Curtis" at the same time. So if my routines and eating habits are indicative of a gambling failure, well, "Mr. Curtis" is in the same proverbial boat. Now "Mr. Curtis" may not have had the adventurous spirit (AKA balls) to park his butt in the Spike on the occasional weekend, but the rest of the time we were staying in the same places, doing much of the same-priced stuff, and eating the same food.

I'm happy to be as much a failure as Mr. Flowers, oh, excuse me, "AC." We paved the way.

P.S. I really don't get the criticism. I self-report having stayed on weekends n The Spike, and Kim Lee et al. think I am somehow unaware of the perspective I'm giving to readers and its implications. I mean, c'mon, do you really think you have caught me in some info giveaway that reveals my personal narrative as overblown? You do realize I can read my own writing, right? LOL. You guys are genuinely pathetic. Bizarre on top of it, but mainly pathetic. You think nobody else CAN think. You just fail at the whole interpretation. Jesus, have some brains once in awhile.

[accountinquestion]

What do you think a professor at East Tennessee State was paid in 1998?

This is public information.

https://www.etsu.edu/human-resources...05.22.2024.pdf

Bob Dietz paid $20 for a room at Gold Spike in the late 1980's, the lowest grade hotel casino I ever saw..

Harrah's had full-pay 3:2 blackjack machines in the 1990's where you could play tens of thousands of dollars in action per hour for comps. They had machines where you could print up to $200 of daily comp tickets without a host. I already posted about the free Vegas World rooms if you posted up $400. There were many other opportunities in blackjack, video poker, and miscellaneous. Some AP's survived on coupon runs. There were so many specials, like South Point sports book's $.75 hot dogs, Golden Gates $1 shrimp cocktail, and plenty of $1 bottled beers. Aladdin guaranteed a free room if you played a $25 average for a few hours per day. Jean Scott wrote a book Frugal Vegas about all the freebies and bargains. But at the height of his monitored handicapping prowess, Bob paid $20 for a Gold Spike room, while selling picks. That tells me all I need to know about Bob's success.

LOL. I have read The Las Vegas Advisor since its inception. I am well aware of AC's coupon runs. I did the Vegas World schtick, which I reported here to Boz, who also did it. Golden Gate $1 shrimp cocktails at the piano bar were classic downtown take-a-break-at-the-Gate.

Basically, everything you just reported could be found in a 1985 Las Vegas Advisor.

I liked the Gold Spike, where (in my 20's) I occasionally stayed on weekends. They had a 2-for-1 snack bar where you could get meatloaf meals to go. The Spike also provided me with its infamous "single male" corner rooms, which featured a canopied bed and where an enterprising pimp would sometimes drop by at 1 AM to see if the single males needed any companionship.

I'm glad my staying in the Gold Spike on weekends in my 20's was an indicator of my success. I always considered myself a Hunter Thompson kind of guy, so the compliment is appreciated.

Of course, Kim Lee is also invited to my new digs in the shadow of Bristol Motor Speedway. My superior other is, however, a real Asian, so she may have issues with white idjits hijacking Asian names in an attempt to appear brainy. Or maybe an attempt at an, if you'll forgive the racist phrase, Oriental mystique.

Come on down to Bristol, baby! We have a casino where you can show off your expertise. Well, not really, we do know the management a little, and if you've seen the card counter scene in Casino, well....

For civilians reading this, I'll add the shiv to "Kim Lee's" grand observation. Everything I did in LV was pretty much also done by "Anthony Curtis" at the same time. So if my routines and eating habits are indicative of a gambling failure, well, "Mr. Curtis" is in the same proverbial boat. Now "Mr. Curtis" may not have had the adventurous spirit (AKA balls) to park his butt in the Spike on the occasional weekend, but the rest of the time we were staying in the same places, doing much of the same-priced stuff, and eating the same food.

I'm happy to be as much a failure as Mr. Flowers, oh, excuse me, "AC." We paved the way.

P.S. I really don't get the criticism. I self-report having stayed on weekends n The Spike, and Kim Lee et al. think I am somehow unaware of the perspective I'm giving to readers and its implications. I mean, c'mon, do you really think you have caught me in some info giveaway that reveals my personal narrative as overblown? You do realize I can read my own writing, right? LOL. You guys are genuinely pathetic. Bizarre on top of it, but mainly pathetic. You think nobody else CAN think. You just fail at the whole interpretation. Jesus, have some brains once in awhile.

Have some brains? Buddy at least everyone else here understands the word expected.

And who wants to live by a motor racetrack? Who the fuck thinks that is a positive?

[coach belly]

I'm glad my staying in the Gold Spike on weekends in my 20's was an indicator of my success.

What's the minimum Vegas hotel room rate a player should pay to qualify as a successful handicapper?

[kewlJ]

There just is no sense in continuing to post in this or the sports bet thread. Bob Dietz just repeats the same, what has now almost become schtick, over and over. he might as well shorten his posts to:

"Opinion NOT EV.
Monitored Gypsters typsters & McCuskers
And now new house shadow of motor speedway"

Along with the name dropping of Billy Walters and Anthony Curtis. With Curtis being gay, you have to wonder just how close he and Dietz were? Although really, if you mentioned Bob Dietz to Curtis, he most likely would have the same reaction as Billy Walters and say "who?"

You can add to the list Dietz telling people to call into a telephone interview that is never going to occur.

[accountinquestion]

There just is no sense in continuing to post in this or the sports bet thread. Bob Dietz just repeats the same, what has now almost become schtick, over and over. he might as well shorten his posts to:

"Opinion NOT EV.
Monitored Gypsters typsters & McCuskers
And now new house shadow of motor speedway"

Along with the name dropping of Billy Walters and Anthony Curtis. With Curtis being gay, you have to wonder just how close he and Dietz were? Although really, if you mentioned Bob Dietz to Curtis, he most likely would have the same reaction as Billy Walters and say "who?"

You can add to the list Dietz telling people to call into a telephone interview that is never going to occur.

He is one hell of a forum warrior.

Against strawmen.

The whole EV thing has been discussed over and over and not worth rehashing. Pure buffoonery.

[kewlJ]

The whole EV thing has been discussed over and over and not worth rehashing. Pure buffoonery.

Everything about Red and his claims is baffoonery. Easy to see looking back. It was Rob Singer level stuff. I guess what saved him for so long, is there just wasn't anyone really doing anything with sports betting (at an advantage). So no one to question him. He could just say all this weird shit and get away with it.

For me, one of the early red flags was a guy who claimed to spend 4 months a year in Vegas EVERY year for 40 years not understanding or knowing why an advantage player, particularly a table game advantage player would need to remain as anonymous as possible. Red thought we should use our real name on these forms like he and Alan. I mean someone not understanding that, doesn't know shit about Las Vegas and how it works.

The other thing that was always a red flag to me, was why a guy that spends 4+ months a year didn't eventually own a place in vegas, even some small garden condo like Wong owned over by Rio/Palms.

EVERY advantage player that I know, started out playing lower limit than he eventually worked up to. And part of that early period for EVERY player was skimping and saving a buck everywhere you can while you build BR. So most players have some stories of staying at some low level places on the cheap.

BUT ONLY FOR A COUPLE YEAR! Gamblers, playing for a living carry large amounts of cash (and that includes sports bettors). You aren't camping out in these dumpy places for months at a time carry cash like that. A couple years and you move on to a better situation. Redietz did that shit for 40 years. It just NEVER fit with a great sports bettor, the second coming of Billy Walters.