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The truth is … UNKewlJ hasn’t spent 20 years playing blackjack. He’s spent 20 years trying to convince people that he’s been playing blackjack.

And now going on a year trying desperately to establish that he's ever placed a sports bet in his tunnel dwelling life.

Aaaaaaaaand, just like clockwork, the sand monkey appears beating his cymbals shortly after KJ plays his flute….total loser lol