Cannot withdraw money I worked hard for from Marketing Research job! :(

[MisterV]

"Hey chief," said an aide: "You ain't gonna believe this shit. Some black bitch in a Reagan mask is here for that job interview."

Ron Desantis chuckled "Ah, these are my people...send him, I mean her in."

Karen entered, nervously clutching her hideous handbag and doing her best to keep her sphincter tightly shut.

"I and I is here fo' dat job. What is y'all paying, anyways?"

"Two hundred grand a year plus expenses, if you are qualified. Let's see if you are, OK?"

Karen felt a nervous squirt bedeck her nether area: "OK."

"How would you go about detecting and ejecting internet imposters? That is what the job is all about."

"Oh, 'dat be easy. I and I would jus' asks 'dem what time it be; a real 'poster he not knows what day it be, let alone what time."

Ron bubbled with glee: "This is gonna be fun" he thought.

"Very good. Next question: if an applicant for a state job falsely claims to be a successful white attorney but is in fact a dim-bulb black woman, what would you do?"

"I and I would send her black ass to alligator alcatraz."

"Exactly. One more question: How well can you handle heat, humidity, filth, swamps and alligators?"

Before Karen could coin a coy response Ron pushed a button and two burly men entered the room; they dragged Karen out, threw her in a locked police car and drove south toward the everglades in south Florida.

"Always love to help the Little People" mused Ron, "especially those of the Nubian persuasion."

[Tasha]

I've been becoming corrupt for money lately. Cheating at Bingo, asking complete Strangers to play on my Player's club card in order to get free money using other people's money, voting for Trump, lying on my online marketing research job. The old me would never have been doing these corrupt things for money. :/

[MisterV]

Yes, what you are describing seems to be your id sliding into the abyss of depravity, degeneracy and duplicity...the three D's.

*golf clap*

Atta girl...

[theywontpayontuesday]

I've been becoming corrupt for money lately. Cheating at Bingo, asking complete Strangers to play on my Player's club card in order to get free money using other people's money, voting for Trump, lying on my online marketing research job. The old me would never have been doing these corrupt things for money. :/

At least you have not involved anyone in a relationship with you while you are just yourself by yourself, someone that does these things. Im sorry MrVs desire to be your sugar daddy has turned him against you. All these people week to week working and hustling, so many will never be free from the corrupted they are.

[MisterV]

Im sorry MrVs desire to be your sugar daddy has turned him against you.

You misread the tea leaves: I don't want to be her sugar daddy, I want to be her pimp.

[Tasha]

Hmm. It turns out a considerable amount of people said that the online marketing research job refused to pay them as soon as they accumulated big money like what happened to me. So it appears that they stop paying when the earned money gets high and has nothing to do with me admitting the real truth about my life in that single linked thing.

[DGenBen]

Hmm. It turns out a considerable amount of people said that the online marketing research job refused to pay them as soon as they accumulated big money like what happened to me. So it appears that they stop paying when the earned money gets high and has nothing to do with me admitting the real truth about my life in that single linked thing.

Maybe the real marketing research was to see how much money they could rip people off for.

[Tasha]

Hmm. It turns out a considerable amount of people said that the online marketing research job refused to pay them as soon as they accumulated big money like what happened to me. So it appears that they stop paying when the earned money gets high and has nothing to do with me admitting the real truth about my life in that single linked thing.

Maybe the real marketing research was to see how much money they could rip people off for.

Hmm. You may be onto something. The online marketing research job paid me fine when I only accumulated $5, but as soon as I accumulated $40 and then $60 for $100, I got blocked from being able to cash out.

[DGenBen]

Hmm. It turns out a considerable amount of people said that the online marketing research job refused to pay them as soon as they accumulated big money like what happened to me. So it appears that they stop paying when the earned money gets high and has nothing to do with me admitting the real truth about my life in that single linked thing.

Maybe the real marketing research was to see how much money they could rip people off for.

Hmm. You may be onto something. The online marketing research job paid me fine when I only accumulated $5, but as soon as I accumulated $40 and then $60 for $100, I got blocked from being able to cash out.

Sounds like it might be an algorithm to get the maximum amount of marketing research work out of someone for the minimal amount of money.

[Tasha]

Holy shit, this is getting scary. I got a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money on my 2024 Toyota. l lied at my online marketing research job when I claimed that I own a 2024 Toyota. I never expected to get a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money for my non existent 2024 Camry.

[smurgerburger]

Quite an interesting scam you seem to have tumbled into.

[MisterV]

Holy shit, this is getting scary. I got a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money on my 2024 Toyota. l lied at my online marketing research job when I claimed that I own a 2024 Toyota. I never expected to get a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money for my non existent 2024 Camry.

Peruse the letter more closely and I am certain that you will discover that it, too, is nonexistent.

Indeed, delve deeper yet into the core of your being and you will find...nada.

You've become only a virtual doppelganger of the old you, a faint shadow with only a scintilla of self remaining.

[DGenBen]

Holy shit, this is getting scary. I got a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money on my 2024 Toyota. l lied at my online marketing research job when I claimed that I own a 2024 Toyota. I never expected to get a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money for my non existent 2024 Camry.

Interesting.

Are you going to post a picture of this letter with your details blacked out?

[Tasha]

Holy shit, this is getting scary. I got a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money on my 2024 Toyota. l lied at my online marketing research job when I claimed that I own a 2024 Toyota. I never expected to get a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money for my non existent 2024 Camry.

Interesting.

Are you going to post a picture of this letter with your details blacked out?

My phone camera takes incredibly blurry pictures.

[Tasha]

Here is the Website where other people mentioned not being able to cash out from the same online marketing job that won't let me cash out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/beermoney/c...h_out_problem/

[DGenBen]

Holy shit, this is getting scary. I got a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money on my 2024 Toyota. l lied at my online marketing research job when I claimed that I own a 2024 Toyota. I never expected to get a letter from Toyota stating that I owe money for my non existent 2024 Camry.

Interesting.

Are you going to post a picture of this letter with your details blacked out?

My phone camera takes incredibly blurry pictures.

Hmmmm when you posted your win loss statements & some of the other things you posted it seemed fine.

Just give it a shot even if its a little blurry we can still give you some feedback on what scam they are trying to do,

[theywontpayontuesday]

Youre just teasing Mrv for attention. He can get jobs making $2000 a day laying in bed. You would have money to live a life of traveling, spending, buying, saving, drinking and taking drugs. For $5000, you and little dick can make a little dick and Tasha porno. Might be soft porn and an accidental comedy hit of the year.

[Tasha]

Interesting.

Are you going to post a picture of this letter with your details blacked out?

My phone camera takes incredibly blurry pictures.

Hmmmm when you posted your win loss statements & some of the other things you posted it seemed fine.

Just give it a shot even if its a little blurry we can still give you some feedback on what scam they are trying to do,

When I posted my win loss statements and the ban from Seminole Casinos letter, they were taken with a phone that had a perfectly working camera. That phone broke and I no longer have a good phone camera. :/

[MisterV]

When I posted my win loss statements and the ban from Seminole Casinos letter, they were taken with a phone that had a perfectly working camera. That phone broke and I no longer have a good phone camera. :/

Just use some of your gambling winnings or some of your savings to replace it.

Oh, wait...never mind...

[Tasha]

When I posted my win loss statements and the ban from Seminole Casinos letter, they were taken with a phone that had a perfectly working camera. That phone broke and I no longer have a good phone camera. :/

Just use some of your gambling winnings or some of your savings to replace it.

Oh, wait...never mind...

I bought TWO new phones and neither phones have good phone cameras.