An African hunter learned of a new species to hunt: the foo bird; thing is, if you shoot and miss it will swoop down and shit on you.Originally Posted by MDawg
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Once shat upon you cannot wash the poop off, or you will die.
The hunter sought, found and shot at a foo bird: a clean miss.
True to form the aviaan swooped and shat on the hunter.
Lord did it stink...he could only stand it for a couple hours, after which time he screamed, took a shower and died.
the moral of the story: " if the foo shits, wear it. '
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