Dan you're an angry man, and I don't have an iPhone. We went over the dates nonsense last year as well as my list of phones and cameras, so while you may want to think "unawareness" abounds, that envy-driven foolishness meant nothing to me then and is just as irrelevant to me today. The only meaningful part is watching you and Spock come apart at the seams over it. I just hope you're not going thru this at Caesars again so you won't be forced to blame them for something else that you think the world is being so unfair to you over.

On the positive side, may I offer you this vehicle that should give you a "smidgen" of comfort:

1. Tell yourself " he plays with someone else's money"!
2. If that isn't cutting it, then convince yourself "he has sugar daddys that he sends out so he can take credit for their wins"!
3. Should those comfort-inducing efforts fail, just use the old standby: "he probably lost it all anyway".

Just as closing one's eyes at an IMAX show instantly eliminates all feelings of discomfort for those too weak to go in in the first place, this method is a proven fix for jealous, losing gamblers.