There's obviously either a chunk of this story that's missing, or someone's bs'ing their way thru this.

Just recently I played 9/6 ddbp at the round bar at Ameristar Black Hawk during a promotion that put the play just over 100.8%. I had two $2500 handpays, made a profit of $1300, and my wife who doesn't play held my machine twice for me while I took dumps. No One Cared. In fact, they already sent me an offer to come in with $200 free play, which we're doing soon when we go to Wyoming to pick up our new shih tzu puppy.

Boom.