Could Axl Rose sue me for my Fictional Axl Rose story? :/

[Garnabby]

It was while hitch hiking that a Cadillac CT-5 V pulled up, engine burbling menacingly; a swarthy geezer with a prominent bulge in his pants and a sex doll seat-belted in the front passenger seat growled "Get in..."

was a Freudian slip for,

It was while hitch hiking that a Cadillac CT-5 [V] pulled up, engine burbling menacingly; a swarthy geezer, V, with a prominent bulge in his pants and a sex doll seat-belted in the front passenger seat growled "Get in...,"

given that little did Tasha know that her time-traveling doppelganger gay fantasies were absolutely no match for the evil shapeshifting sex-starved fentanyl-fueled old fart from Portland, MrV, who had eyes only for her.

However, even MrV was no match for the Great Garnabby's Universal Anagram With Gematria Solver, as capable of actually travelling back in time to the line above in its unedited form that nicely fits into the solver. In a sense to do the impossible of thus solving input too big for the solver, by removing the essentially extraneous characters, namely, down to

It was while hitch hiking that a Cadillac CT-5 V pulled up, engine burbling menacingly, a swarthy geezer with a prominent bulge in his pants growled "Get in."

--->

Educational Attainment Disparities Between American Racial and Ethnic Groups within the U.S.

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You're the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me (Ray Price album).

https://anagram-solver.net/It%20was%....?partial=true




Interestingly, at the time of the original input line above, it was also the last line of MrV's latest "story". Ha.

Well, that V had to choose a make of car with him in it.

[MisterV]

That ain't me behind the wheel of that Caddy...think former spy, 9 1/2", $1.5M VP hit and a Newell and you'll be on the right track...

But just WHAT will this poor damsel in distress choose to do?

Accept or eschew (gesundheit).

[Garnabby]

The evil V can shapeshift even to Rob.Singer. Ha.

That ain't me behind the wheel of that Caddy...think former spy, 9 1/2", $1.5M VP hit and a Newell and you'll be on the right track...

---> What Are You Doing Here?: A Black Woman's Life and Liberation in Heavy Metal.

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"What Are You Doing Here?: A Black Woman's Life and Liberation in Heavy Metal" is a 2012 book by Laina Dawes that explores the experiences of Black women in the heavy metal, punk, and hardcore music scenes. The book uses Dawes's personal story, along with the accounts of many other Black women, to address the racism and sexism they face in these communities despite a shared love for the music. It examines the emotional catharsis of the music and the struggle to belong in spaces often perceived as inclusive but that still carry the biases of the outside world.

[Garnabby]

The evil V can shapeshift even to Rob.Singer. Ha.

---> A Fire So Big The Heavens Can See It.

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Anyway, here's her video online.



At 2:50, she talks about getting into a stranger's car. Ha. And, a Cadillac at 5:53 .

Laina Dawes is a music and cultural critic and opinion writer from Toronto, Canada. She is an active public speaker and contributor to CBC Radio, current affairs columnist for Afrotoronto.com, and contributing Editor (for race, ethnicity and culture) for Blogher.org.

[Garnabby]

[MisterV]

Karen was flummoxed...what to do?

Ah, but "fate" intervened because at that moment a large after shock occurred; a huge crack opened up under the Caddy and as Karen jumped back she watched the car fall into the chasm.

Phew...a tough decision avoided.

The tremblor soon stopped and the crack slammed shut: Karen started thumbing again.

A clapped out old Chevy van, festooned with the graphics "shaggin' wagon" on the side stopped for her.

"Oh boy" she mulled "I and I hopes 'dis one ain't got no sex dolls in 'dere..."

She eyed the driver: older dude, obese, unkempt, with the car stereo blasting classic head-banger rock.

Then...an epiphany.

"Hey, ain't you Axl Rose?"

""Sure am, Karen, and I've been looking for you for a long time."

Uh oh.

"I just missed you in Canada; I had to bribe that daft Canuck five pounds of blubber and a narwhal tusk in order for him to tell me where you'd gone."

"Why's you lookin' fo' me, what'd I and I do?"

"You wrote that long, inane tale about me, gay sex, time travel and doppelgangers."

"Yeah, I did...now what, you gwine to sue me? Shoots me? What?"

The rotund rocker laughed: "No, I want you to be my woman. I knew from the moment I first read your stupid story that you were the one for me. Like me, you respect nothing and nobody."

"But Axl, I and I is asexual."

Axl smiled and said "That doesn't matter...I haven't been able to get it up for years: too much dope the docs tell me. All I do these days is eat fried chicken and play bingo and slots; Wanna join me?"

Karen felt a tingling in her loins, the first in many years: "Let's do it."

The rest, as they say, is history.

[DGenBen]

Karen was flummoxed...what to do?

Ah, but "fate" intervened because at that moment a large after shock occurred; a huge crack opened up under the Caddy and as Karen jumped back she watched the car fall into the chasm.

Phew...a tough decision avoided.

The tremblor soon stopped and the crack slammed shut: Karen started thumbing again.

A clapped out old Chevy van, festooned with the graphics "shaggin' wagon" on the side stopped for her.

"Oh boy" she mulled "I and I hopes 'dis one ain't got no sex dolls in 'dere..."

She eyed the driver: older dude, obese, unkempt, with the car stereo blasting classic head-banger rock.

Then...an epiphany.

"Hey, ain't you Axl Rose?"

""Sure am, Karen, and I've been looking for you for a long time."

Uh oh.

"I just missed you in Canada; I had to bribe that daft Canuck five pounds of blubber and a narwhal tusk in order for him to tell me where you'd gone."

"Why's you lookin' fo' me, what'd I and I do?"

"You wrote that long, inane tale about me, gay sex, time travel and doppelgangers."

"Yeah, I did...now what, you gwine to sue me? Shoots me? What?"

The rotund rocker laughed: "No, I want you to be my woman. I knew from the moment I first read your stupid story that you were the one for me. Like me, you respect nothing and nobody."

"But Axl, I and I is asexual."

Axl smiled and said "That doesn't matter...I haven't been able to get it up for years: too much dope the docs tell me. All I do these days is eat fried chicken and play bingo and slots; Wanna join me?"

Karen felt a tingling in her loins, the first in many years: "Let's do it."

The rest, as they say, is history.

Bravo. Funniest thing I’ve read today, possibly even all week,

[Garnabby]

Karen was flummoxed...what to do?

Ah, but "fate" intervened because at that moment a large after shock occurred; a huge crack opened up under the Caddy and as Karen jumped back she watched the car fall into the chasm.

Phew...a tough decision avoided.

The tremblor soon stopped and the crack slammed shut: Karen started thumbing again.

A clapped out old Chevy van, festooned with the graphics "shaggin' wagon" on the side stopped for her.

"Oh boy" she mulled "I and I hopes 'dis one ain't got no sex dolls in 'dere..."

She eyed the driver: older dude, obese, unkempt, with the car stereo blasting classic head-banger rock.

Then...an epiphany.

"Hey, ain't you Axl Rose?"

""Sure am, Karen, and I've been looking for you for a long time."

Uh oh.

"I just missed you in Canada; I had to bribe that daft Canuck five pounds of blubber and a narwhal tusk in order for him to tell me where you'd gone."

"Why's you lookin' fo' me, what'd I and I do?"

"You wrote that long, inane tale about me, gay sex, time travel and doppelgangers."

"Yeah, I did...now what, you gwine to sue me? Shoots me? What?"

The rotund rocker laughed: "No, I want you to be my woman. I knew from the moment I first read your stupid story that you were the one for me. Like me, you respect nothing and nobody."

"But Axl, I and I is asexual."

Axl smiled and said "That doesn't matter...I haven't been able to get it up for years: too much dope the docs tell me. All I do these days is eat fried chicken and play bingo and slots; Wanna join me?"

Karen felt a tingling in her loins, the first in many years: "Let's do it."

The rest, as they say, is history.

Bravo. Funniest thing I’ve read today, possibly even all week,

Thanks for yet another build-up, Benny.

However, as the clowns continue to circle their wagons, the heavens prepare for the power of yet another truly awe inspiring demonstration by the Great Garnabby of the Universal Anagram with Gematria Solver. Ha.

[MisterV]

However, as the clowns continue to circle their wagons, the heavens prepare for the power of yet another truly awe inspiring demonstration by the Great Garnabby...

The Man From The North smiled as he ruminated about the blubber and tusk he'd scammed off of his unwanted visitor.

"Doesn't he understand the POWER of these items? They're aphrodisiacs."

His brain fried from hours of heavy thinking about Nothing and its theories, he needed a break: eyeing the blubber and tusk he smiled, knowingly, and murmered "The best is yet to come..."

The wannabe Einstein stripped buck naked and got to work...

[Garnabby]

First off, who knew that Axl was into heavy metal music, and, so, that Tasha was merely another Laina Dawes, albeit from a different perspective? I didn't, until the solver pointed me right at it. Regardless, always nice to steer old V ever further down the swirling toilet of life, to relieve his nightmarish obsessions.

Or, secondly, that MrV is in desperate need of an exorcism to dispel the evil shapeshifter?

The evil V can shapeshift even to Axl Rose. Ha.

--->

Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes.

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List of Latin phrases: A.

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The verbatim rewrite of my previous anagram solution,

The evil V can shapeshift even to Rob.Singer. Ha.

---> A Fire So Big The Heavens Can See It.

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Interestingly, List of Latin phrases: A googled directed to,

Lists of Latin phrases

accipe hoc .................................................. take this

accusare nemo se debet nisi coram Deo ....... no one ought to accuse himself except in the presence of God

acta deos numquam mortalia fallunt ............. mortal actions never deceive the gods

acta est fabula plaudite ................................ The play has been performed; applaud!

More rows...

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

https://www.google.com/search?client...n+phrases%3A+A

List of Latin phrases (A) - Wikipedia

Confirms MrV's desire just now to end it all. But now to show that the Great Garnabby's recent string of anagram-with-gematria masterpieces wasn't at all any sort or degree of fluke.

"I had to bribe that daft Canuck five pounds of blubber and a narwhal tusk in order for him to tell me where you'd gone."

--->

International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition.

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You Were Meant for Me (Arthur Freed and Nacio Herb Brown song).

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The verbatim rewrite of,

It was while hitch hiking that a Cadillac CT-5 V pulled up, engine burbling menacingly, a swarthy geezer with a prominent bulge in his pants growled "Get in."

--->

Educational Attainment Disparities Between American Racial and Ethnic Groups within the U.S.

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You're the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me (Ray Price album).

https://anagram-solver.net/It%20was%....?partial=true.

For which there are no odds of repeating it, let alone in consecutive posts.



At a time of 2:22 plus or minus 1 second ---> 222

Not to let V without a clue, I notice that the fourth last solution above is With Kitchener in the Soudan, A Story of Atbara and Omdurman, in spot 504 = (505 - 1) = (505 - 5^0) ---> 555, given that such beggars can't be choosers because the word, Kitchener on its own is very, very, very rare in the thus solutions.

Gregory Hilliard Hartley is a young man, brother to the heir of an English estate. When he marries a young lady lower on the social ladder than his father wished, he is expelled from his father's house. He soon travels to Egypt, due to his knowledge of Arabic, and obtains employment with a merchant firm. When the Dervishes attack and destroy his employer's warehouse, he joins the army under Hicks Pasha as an interpreter. The expedition is destroyed, and no news is heard of Gregory.

His wife lives in Cairo, uncertain of his fate. Years pass, and she brings up their young son, also named Gregory, and ensures that he is taught several native languages. When she dies, Gregory is left alone in the world, with a small bank account and a mysterious tin box only to be opened when he is certain of his father's death.

Gregory obtains a position as interpreter in the expedition under Lord Kitchener which is advancing into the Soudan to attack the Dervish forces. He endures many hardships and dangers in the great campaign, and gains high distinction, while continuing his search for his father. Soon, a discovery leads him to a clue, and the tin box, once opened, reveals a surprising discovery about his true identity

Sudan, officially the Republic of the Sudan, is a country in Northeast Africa. It borders the Central African Republic to the southwest, Chad to the west, Libya to the northwest, Egypt to the north, the Red Sea to the east, Eritrea and Ethiopia to the southeast and South Sudan to the south.

Whereas Pyb had the sense to end his version of Tasha's almost totally mindless ramblings, MrV opted to remain in endless renditions of - the Groundhog Day effect. Ha. All that MrV has to do now is look for that "mysterious tin box only to be opened when he is certain of his father's death".


P.S. For further confirmation of no fluke,

Funniest thing I’ve read today, possibly even all week,

--->

I Still Believe (Hayden Panettiere song).

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Let It Shine (Brian Wilson song)

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At a time of 3:33 ---> 333




At a time of 3:59 ---> 359, which for non-leap years is Christmas day.






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[pinchingyourballs]

Garnabby's jealousy of Tasha has always been amusing, though not particularly surprising. Whereas Tasha has been allowed to live out her life unfettered with her mental illness(es) unchecked and unmanaged, Garnabby has been subjected to all sorts of unwanted interventions to get his brain unscrambled. And the fact that these interventions have made the problems worse is no doubt a main contributor to his resentment.

Just remember Tasha, whenever it seems that life is unfair and you can never get a leg up, somewhere in the great white north is a man even more retarded who would trade places with you in a heartbeat.

[Garnabby]

Just remember Tasha, whenever it seems that life is unfair and you can never get a leg up, somewhere in the great white north is a man even more retarded who would trade places with you in a heartbeat.

--->

Omega [The evil V]: An International Journal for the Study of Dying, Death, Bereavement, Suicide, and Other Lethal Behaviors.

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Virgin's [Alpha's] Department of Mental Health, Mental Retardation, and Substance Abuse.

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Omega: An International Journal for the Study of Dying, Death, Bereavement, Suicide, and Other Lethal Behaviors is a peer-reviewed academic journal that publishes multidisciplinary research on all aspects of death and dying. It serves as a resource for professionals like clinicians, social workers, and health providers who deal with topics such as terminal illness, bereavement, and crisis management. The journal features articles from many fields, including psychology, sociology, medicine, and law.

Interpretation left to the reader. Ha.