The Man From The North smiled as he ruminated about the blubber and tusk he'd scammed off of his unwanted visitor.
"Doesn't he understand the POWER of these items? They're aphrodisiacs."
His brain fried from hours of heavy thinking about Nothing and its theories, he needed a break: eyeing the blubber and tusk he smiled, knowingly, and murmered "The best is yet to come..."
The wannabe Einstein stripped buck naked and got to work...