Now we are down to polygraph tests.

Pretty much the way these things always go.
I am willing to show a trusted third party proof of the things I am comfortable proving for a price acceptable to me. Dan Druff could be such a candidate even though he doesn't care for me much (and you have met him). Mickey and Axelwolf and Mr V are other candidates I would consider. None of them really live here though, so they would have to make a special trip. Mickey probably would. He could make it into a gambling trip.
Don't mention Bob Dietz (redietz) again!!! He is an idiot and it has been more than proven he isn't what he claimed. He knows nothing about EV for God sakes. If he is your source or inspiration, you better find a way to wiggle out of this right now dude!